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Man that band has had some great musicians pass through it...most fired by Coverdale. LOL
John Sykes, Adrian Vandenberg, Viv Campbell, Reb Beach, and of course Steve Vai.
Yeah, not as big a fan as this may appear...but I’m a HUGE fan of some of the band members.
Cozy Powell, Aynsley Dunbar & Tommy Aldridge on drums...and Rudy Sarzo on bass... Truly some world class players passed through those ranks.
FWIW, still open to finding a clean Peavey Vandenberg that isn’t absurdly priced.
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When you are a grownup people don’t ask you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don’t even care.Comment
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ComfortablyNumb But some of us never do...
I’m 57 and my mother still asks me what I’m going to do when I grow up. LOL
Of course I also like asking children the same thing...because I’m still open to new ideas.
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Being a Bears fan, I have no room to talk.... but this showed up on FB from years ago. Gets me every time!
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put up a water slide and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a gang of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since!!Comment
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The next to last one could apply just as well to Episcopalians.
I have an old friend who is a Christmas and Easter person. When I served him communion wine one Christmas I told him that he should take extra, since it would have to hold him over until Easter. I thought his wife, a regular churchgoer, would fall off the kneeling pad from laughing so hard.Last edited by gcdmd; January 17, 2021, 03:17 PM.
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Panhead John Ya maybe, but if you put some streamers on the handle bars and a card in the spokes think of the impression you'd make!! -
Would they call that a power flush? No real security system needed because it only runs when the rider does. Heard it's measured in FPH and FPG.Last edited by JimLinebarger; January 16, 2021, 10:03 PM.
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Thanks for noticing! I’ve been working out. I now move from one side of the couch to the other... twice a day!
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My father-in-law told this joke a few weeks ago...in church...he’s the pastor...
Build a man a fire and you’ll keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and you’ll keep him warm for the rest of his life!Comment
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While preaching a sermon on the importance of being a Christian all the time, not just at Christmas I made the comment, "I bet even Jeffrey Dahmer even whipped up a little something special for Christmas." At least I found out who listened to my sermons and who didn't.
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Panhead John I think the swiped brisket is in HER saddlebags.
If ya just wear Depends like I do, you won’t need to mess with that whole toilet thing.
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