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Sounds like you’re goin down the only road you’ve ever known.
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Man that band has had some great musicians pass through it...most fired by Coverdale. LOL
John Sykes, Adrian Vandenberg, Viv Campbell, Reb Beach, and of course Steve Vai.
Yeah, not as big a fan as this may appear...but I’m a HUGE fan of some of the band members.
Cozy Powell, Aynsley Dunbar & Tommy Aldridge on drums...and Rudy Sarzo on bass... Truly some world class players passed through those ranks.
FWIW, still open to finding a clean Peavey Vandenberg that isn’t absurdly priced.
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Dances with lemmings
(and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"
When you are a grownup people don’t ask you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don’t even care.
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ComfortablyNumb But some of us never do...
I’m 57 and my mother still asks me what I’m going to do when I grow up. LOL
Of course I also like asking children the same thing...because I’m still open to new ideas.
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God's divine will.
At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put up a water slide and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Lutheran church decided they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a gang of drunk squirrels can do.
But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since!!
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The next to last one could apply just as well to Episcopalians.
I have an old friend who is a Christmas and Easter person. When I served him communion wine one Christmas I told him that he should take extra, since it would have to hold him over until Easter. I thought his wife, a regular churchgoer, would fall off the kneeling pad from laughing so hard.Last edited by gcdmd; January 17, 2021, 03:17 PM.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Panhead John Ya maybe, but if you put some streamers on the handle bars and a card in the spokes think of the impression you'd make!!
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Would they call that a power flush? No real security system needed because it only runs when the rider does. Heard it's measured in FPH and FPG.Last edited by JimLinebarger; January 16, 2021, 10:03 PM.
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- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
Last edited by Panhead John; January 16, 2021, 08:01 PM.
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Panhead John You've lost a couple of pounds since Christmas.
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Thanks for noticing! I’ve been working out. I now move from one side of the couch to the other... twice a day!
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My father-in-law told this joke a few weeks ago...in church...he’s the pastor...
Build a man a fire and you’ll keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and you’ll keep him warm for the rest of his life!
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That is in this thread several times but it still doesn’t get old :-)
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While preaching a sermon on the importance of being a Christian all the time, not just at Christmas I made the comment, "I bet even Jeffrey Dahmer even whipped up a little something special for Christmas." At least I found out who listened to my sermons and who didn't.
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Cooking gadgets
Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
Weber Summit Platinum D6
Blue Rhino Razor
Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
Anova WiFi
Thermometers
Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.
Other useful bits...
KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL
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Panhead John
I thought that was from the the brisket you just ripped off from HEB.
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Panhead John I think the swiped brisket is in HER saddlebags.
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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled
We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for tentatively March 18-21, 2022. Click here for more info: https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/forum/announcements/misc/1014106-meat-up-in-memphis-2021-canceled
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