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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • MTurney
    Former Member
    • Feb 2020
    • 262
    • Grapevine, TX

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    • Red Man
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      Sounds like you’re goin down the only road you’ve ever known.

    • jharner
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      Damn good video though

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      Man that band has had some great musicians pass through it...most fired by Coverdale. LOL

      John Sykes, Adrian Vandenberg, Viv Campbell, Reb Beach, and of course Steve Vai.

      Yeah, not as big a fan as this may appear...but I’m a HUGE fan of some of the band members.

      Cozy Powell, Aynsley Dunbar & Tommy Aldridge on drums...and Rudy Sarzo on bass... Truly some world class players passed through those ranks.

      FWIW, still open to finding a clean Peavey Vandenberg that isn’t absurdly priced.
      Last edited by surfdog; January 16, 2021, 10:03 PM. Reason: Spelling
  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2894
    • Brentwood CA
    • LSG large insulated cabinet
      Yoder YS640
      David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
      Weber Jumbo Joe
      FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
      Thermapen Mk4

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2894
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
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        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
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      • surfdog
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        I’m sure my ex could feel for the “not homeless” guy every time I walked into a guitar or camera store. LOL
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1790
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer



      A Must Watch For Men.

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      • SheilaAnn
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        👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

      • Stuey1515
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        Hahaha that's a cracker!!

      • surfdog
        surfdog commented
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        Well there is that!
    • fracmeister
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1356
      • Sprang, TX
      • Dances with lemmings

        (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

      When you are a grownup people don’t ask you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don’t even care.

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      • Red Man
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        I like raptors 🤓

      • jharner
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        That would be Dino on Flintstones

      • surfdog
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        ComfortablyNumb But some of us never do...
        I’m 57 and my mother still asks me what I’m going to do when I grow up. LOL

        Of course I also like asking children the same thing...because I’m still open to new ideas.
    • SheilaAnn
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      • May 2020
      • 659
      • Long Beach, CA

      Being a Bears fan, I have no room to talk.... but this showed up on FB from years ago. Gets me every time!

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      • Bogy
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        I'm a Vikings fan. Every few decades they go to the Super Bowl. Then they break my heart all over again.

      • JCGrill
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        Actually Bogy it's pretty much just the NFC championship game for the last 4 decades, and they break my heart every year. Which is why I no longer watch them.

      • surfdog
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        Different sport obviously, but we used to have a joke in San Diego...

        How do you know when it’s spring?
        When the Padres are out of the pennant race. Doh! LOL

        Clearly they’ve redeemed themselves.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 14104
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • Stuey1515
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        Haha where's the pull start handle

      • RonB
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        Stuey1515 - Just say the wrong thing and she starts right up.
    • Clark
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 374
      • Broken Arrow, OK.

      The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God's divine will.

      At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put up a water slide and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

      The Lutheran church decided they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

      The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a gang of drunk squirrels can do.

      But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

      Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since!!

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      • JCGrill
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        Pretty sure I saw them on the corner today holding up signs. Couldn't swear to it, didn't stop to talk. But much respect for you if you stand out in the January weather for your beliefs.

      • gcdmd
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        The next to last one could apply just as well to Episcopalians.

        I have an old friend who is a Christmas and Easter person. When I served him communion wine one Christmas I told him that he should take extra, since it would have to hold him over until Easter. I thought his wife, a regular churchgoer, would fall off the kneeling pad from laughing so hard.
        Last edited by gcdmd; January 17, 2021, 03:17 PM.

      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        Thanks everyone, you made a great sermon illustration this morning!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1790
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • Clark
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        RL

      • Huskee
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        Their real name is Jehovah's Witness. Pet peeve of mine, like the your vs you're thing.

      • ofelles
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        Huskee
        Are you and Panhead John teaming up just because we're in the Library of Congress now?
    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1278
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
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        Kingsford Competition Charcoal
        Anova Sous Vide

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    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1278
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
        Maverick ET-732
        Kingsford Original Charcoal
        Kingsford Competition Charcoal
        Anova Sous Vide

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2894
        • Brentwood CA
        • LSG large insulated cabinet
          Yoder YS640
          David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
          Weber Jumbo Joe
          FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
          Thermapen Mk4

        Thinking of you Panhead John

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        • ofelles
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          Panhead John Ya maybe, but if you put some streamers on the handle bars and a card in the spokes think of the impression you'd make!!

        • JimLinebarger
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          Would they call that a power flush? No real security system needed because it only runs when the rider does. Heard it's measured in FPH and FPG.
          Last edited by JimLinebarger; January 16, 2021, 10:03 PM.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1790
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ofelles
        If ya just wear Depends like I do, you won’t need to mess with that whole toilet thing.
        Last edited by Panhead John; January 16, 2021, 08:01 PM.

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        • Clark
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          Panhead John You've lost a couple of pounds since Christmas.

        • Panhead John
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          Thanks for noticing! I’ve been working out. I now move from one side of the couch to the other... twice a day!
      • Santamarina
        Club Member
        • Aug 2018
        • 1016
        • Wildomar, CA

        My father-in-law told this joke a few weeks ago...in church...he’s the pastor...

        Build a man a fire and you’ll keep him warm for a day.

        Set a man on fire and you’ll keep him warm for the rest of his life!

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        • Polarbear777
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          That is in this thread several times but it still doesn’t get old :-)

        • KenC52
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          While preaching a sermon on the importance of being a Christian all the time, not just at Christmas I made the comment, "I bet even Jeffrey Dahmer even whipped up a little something special for Christmas." At least I found out who listened to my sermons and who didn't.

        • wu7y
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          This one came from the news several years ago from a maritime accident in the Pacific near Japan:

          Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and his boat will be sunk by an American nuclear submarine.
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1329
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        Panhead John Here ya go...
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        • Clark
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          Is that a potato?

        • gcdmd
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          Panhead John
          I thought that was from the the brisket you just ripped off from HEB.

        • Clark
          Clark commented
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          Panhead John I think the swiped brisket is in HER saddlebags.

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