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    My son sent me this, mechanical types will know this sinking feeling

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    • Mosca
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      Oh jeez. Sometimes it’s an olive oil bottle, sometimes it’s an exhaust manifold.

    • jharner
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      Time to brake out the Heli Coils

    • Bogy
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      Not nearly as bad as what's in the picture, but last week I was adjusting the scraper on a new snowblower. My driveway is gravel, so I was putting it as high as it would go. 3 nuts/bolts did that. Locknuts, so they would neither back off or tighten. Fortunately, I still had 5 that worked right, as long as everything stays in place, this will be a job for next summer.

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I wish this were a joke, but the way things have gone so far it could be that 2020 was just a preamble to 2021.

      SIL just sent Mrs. CN this one: "Now that I've had my seven day free trial, I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021!"
      Last edited by ComfortablyNumb; January 7, 2021, 01:21 PM.

    • Santamarina
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      Every time I heard someone say “Thank God 2020 is almost over” I’d think “why do you think 2021 is going to be any different?!?”

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      • Foehn Watts
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        Peaches.

      • Bogy
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        Clark, I'm pretty sure that's a belt buckle!

      • DesertRaider
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        If it's LeAnn Rimes, why does the belt buckle have "GG"?

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I hate to say this, but you might be considered an optimist!

      I had to clean this up a little for posting here:
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      Best wishes to everyone for a good New Year!

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      • Bogy
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        2021, you had one job, just be better than 2020, one job, and you already blew it!

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      • gcdmd
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        Oh, Lord. I think those girls are younger than my granddaughters.

      • Panhead John
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        The website I pulled this off promised me all models were over 18.

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      Thanks to Scott Hilburn of Argyle Sweater!
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 7, 2021, 05:16 PM. Reason: added attribution

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Hilarious!!!

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Unless you are a Highlander....and keep your head

      • Bogy
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        Or are a Sith Lord and can get bionic parts installed quickly!

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I'm eating chocolate covered raisins as I read this. Raisins are a fruit. So I must be eating a fruit salad.

      • Foehn Watts
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        What's the one about eating cows? Cows eat grass. Cows are vegetarian. I eat cows so I am a vegetarian.

        Did I get that right? ;-)

      • gcdmd
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        I like the way you think.

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      • gcdmd
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        Oh, great.

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        Foehn Watts I think you got it right....


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        • Fire Chicken
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          SheilaAnn to funny, too true. LOL
          I can relate to the first one, good humor...
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