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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

This summer's 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis IS OFFICIALLY RESCHEDULED FOR March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info here!
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  • Stuey1515
    Club Member
    • Dec 2019
    • 619
    • Hunter Valley NSW Australia

    My son sent me this, mechanical types will know this sinking feeling

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    • Mosca
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      Oh jeez. Sometimes it’s an olive oil bottle, sometimes it’s an exhaust manifold.

    • jharner
      jharner commented
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      Time to brake out the Heli Coils

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      Not nearly as bad as what's in the picture, but last week I was adjusting the scraper on a new snowblower. My driveway is gravel, so I was putting it as high as it would go. 3 nuts/bolts did that. Locknuts, so they would neither back off or tighten. Fortunately, I still had 5 that worked right, as long as everything stays in place, this will be a job for next summer.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1790
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    SheilaAnn Remember Click image for larger version

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  • MTurney
    Former Member
    • Feb 2020
    • 262
    • Grapevine, TX

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I wish this were a joke, but the way things have gone so far it could be that 2020 was just a preamble to 2021.

      SIL just sent Mrs. CN this one: "Now that I've had my seven day free trial, I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021!"
      Last edited by ComfortablyNumb; January 7, 2021, 01:21 PM.

    • Santamarina
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      Every time I heard someone say “Thank God 2020 is almost over” I’d think “why do you think 2021 is going to be any different?!?”
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3956
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3956
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Foehn Watts
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        Peaches.

      • Bogy
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        Clark, I'm pretty sure that's a belt buckle!

      • DesertRaider
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        If it's LeAnn Rimes, why does the belt buckle have "GG"?
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 418
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I hate to say this, but you might be considered an optimist!
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 418
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      I had to clean this up a little for posting here:
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      Best wishes to everyone for a good New Year!

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      • Bogy
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        2021, you had one job, just be better than 2020, one job, and you already blew it!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1790
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • gcdmd
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        Oh, Lord. I think those girls are younger than my granddaughters.

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        The website I pulled this off promised me all models were over 18.
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 418
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      Thanks to Scott Hilburn of Argyle Sweater!
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      • Mr. Bones
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        Hilarious!!!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1790
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Unless you are a Highlander....and keep your head

      • Bogy
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        Or are a Sith Lord and can get bionic parts installed quickly!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1790
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I'm eating chocolate covered raisins as I read this. Raisins are a fruit. So I must be eating a fruit salad.

      • Foehn Watts
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        What's the one about eating cows? Cows eat grass. Cows are vegetarian. I eat cows so I am a vegetarian.

        Did I get that right? ;-)

      • gcdmd
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        I like the way you think.
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 418
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • gcdmd
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        Oh, great.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 14104
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • SheilaAnn
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 659
        • Long Beach, CA

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        Foehn Watts I think you got it right....


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        • Fire Chicken
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          SheilaAnn to funny, too true. LOL
          I can relate to the first one, good humor...
          Last edited by Fire Chicken; January 12, 2021, 07:22 PM.
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3707
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

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