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Club Member
- Aug 2020
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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I think Eugene Ionesco might beg to differ (pardon me if that’s goes over some heads)
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Thanks fracmeister for your support. Me and Eugene were tight. He always said I was his biggest inspiration.
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Founding Member
- Jul 2014
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- Papillion, NE
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* - Weber 26.75" OTG
* - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
* - Slow 'N Sear
* - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
* - Lodge Sportsman Grill
* - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
* - Thermoworks ThermoPop
* - Thermoworks Dot
* - iGrill2 - 4 probes
* - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
* - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
* - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
* - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
* - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods
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During his annual physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. The patient described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "you seem to be one hell of an outdoorsman!"
The patient replied, "Nah, I'm just a crappy golfer."
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Go ahead....y’all laugh. I retired with a record of 27-6 from box kicking.
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Panhead John Is that at "age 27, 6 ft. tall?"
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I laughed way too hard at that. 🤣
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Thanks Clark ! I’ve been following your “likes”. I must say though, I thought the Titanic joke was pretty good, but I guess you didn’t find it amusing.😢 I will be posting another soon that I think you’ll “find extremely amusing”. 😉
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Panhead John By the way, I didn't know you were Asian.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
I didn’t know this, but me and Clark are first cousins! We ran into each other at a recent family reunion. We were both really surprised to learn this, cause we don’t look nothing alike....and he’s much older than me.😉 Anyway we both got really drunk and decided to have a good time. He just got him a new scooter and I just got a new car. We decided to have a little fun at our Hillbilly Hootenanny...as we like to call our family reunions.Last edited by Panhead John; January 6, 2021, 01:09 PM.
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Charter Member
- Oct 2014
- 3785
- PA
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Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1161
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
HawkerXP got busted recently by Mrs. Hawker, reliving his childhood. She sent it to me and asked me not to share it. I lied and said I wouldn’t. I hope he cooks better than he flies toy airplanes.
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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled
We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for tentatively March 18-21, 2022. Click here for more info: https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/forum/announcements/misc/1014106-meat-up-in-memphis-2021-canceled
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