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Panhead John

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Location: Houston, Texas

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#3286

January 5, 2021, 04:08 PM

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Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 1790

Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3287

January 5, 2021, 04:09 PM

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Panhead John commented

January 5, 2021, 06:33 PM

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😢😢😢

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$fracmeister$

#3287.3

fracmeister commented

January 5, 2021, 10:56 PM

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I think Eugene Ionesco might beg to differ (pardon me if that’s goes over some heads)

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Panhead John commented

January 6, 2021, 09:57 AM

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Thanks fracmeister for your support. Me and Eugene were tight. He always said I was his biggest inspiration.

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Craigar

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Joined: Jul 2014

Posts: 1133

Location: Papillion, NE

* - Weber 26.75" OTG
* - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
* - Slow 'N Sear
* - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
* - Lodge Sportsman Grill
* - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
* - Thermoworks ThermoPop
* - Thermoworks Dot
* - iGrill2 - 4 probes
* - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
* - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
* - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
* - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
* - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

#3288

January 5, 2021, 05:09 PM

I don't always go the extra mile. But when I do, it's because I missed my exit.

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Skip commented

January 5, 2021, 06:15 PM

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I did it just this afternoon.

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Craigar commented

January 6, 2021, 02:09 PM

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I never admit to anything other than taking the scenic route, especially to the navigator.

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klflowers commented

January 7, 2021, 05:01 PM

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I know that was the turn. I want to take a look at something.

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ofelles

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Joined: Jun 2018

Posts: 2894

Location: Brentwood CA

LSG large insulated cabinet
Yoder YS640
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FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
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#3289

January 5, 2021, 05:48 PM

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Clark

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Joined: Mar 2020

Posts: 374

Location: Broken Arrow, OK.

#3290

January 5, 2021, 06:07 PM

During his annual physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. The patient described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "you seem to be one hell of an outdoorsman!"

The patient replied, "Nah, I'm just a crappy golfer."

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Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

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Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
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Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
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Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3291

January 5, 2021, 09:33 PM

I Really Need To Work On My Coordination.

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Panhead John commented

January 6, 2021, 09:52 AM

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Go ahead....y’all laugh. I retired with a record of 27-6 from box kicking.

Last edited by Panhead John; January 6, 2021, 11:03 AM. Reason: Clarifying for Clark. 😉

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Clark commented

January 6, 2021, 10:33 AM

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Panhead John Is that at "age 27, 6 ft. tall?"

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#3291.5

Santamarina commented

January 6, 2021, 12:18 PM

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I laughed way too hard at that. 🤣

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ComfortablyNumb

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Joined: May 2017

Posts: 3707

Location: Northeast Washington

KBQ C-60
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#3292

January 6, 2021, 08:03 AM

I went to the bank and told them they had counted wrong and to find another $11,780 for my checking account.

Yeah, didn't work for me either.

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#3292.1

JimLinebarger commented

January 6, 2021, 09:29 AM

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Thanks for the chuckle!

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Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 1790

Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3293

January 6, 2021, 08:42 AM

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Mosca

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Joined: Oct 2014

Posts: 3956

Location: PA

Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

#3294

January 6, 2021, 09:25 AM

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Clark commented

January 6, 2021, 10:35 AM

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Mosca Does your wife know you called her that?

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SheilaAnn commented

January 7, 2021, 12:08 AM

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So did I until I scrolled some more 🤣🤣🤣 twirling blonde hair......

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Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 1790

Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3295

January 6, 2021, 09:42 AM

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Panhead John

Club Member

Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 1790

Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3296

January 6, 2021, 11:07 AM

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Panhead John commented

January 6, 2021, 12:45 PM

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Thanks Clark ! I’ve been following your “likes”. I must say though, I thought the Titanic joke was pretty good, but I guess you didn’t find it amusing.😢 I will be posting another soon that I think you’ll “find extremely amusing”. 😉

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#3296.3

Clark commented

January 6, 2021, 02:10 PM

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Panhead John By the way, I didn't know you were Asian.

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HawkerXP commented

January 6, 2021, 07:11 PM

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rl sort of

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Panhead John

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Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3297

January 6, 2021, 12:59 PM

I didn’t know this, but me and Clark are first cousins! We ran into each other at a recent family reunion. We were both really surprised to learn this, cause we don’t look nothing alike....and he’s much older than me.😉 Anyway we both got really drunk and decided to have a good time. He just got him a new scooter and I just got a new car. We decided to have a little fun at our Hillbilly Hootenanny...as we like to call our family reunions.

Last edited by Panhead John; January 6, 2021, 01:09 PM.

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Clark commented

January 6, 2021, 02:12 PM

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I am absolutely speechless! (And crying from laughing so hard)

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gcdmd commented

January 7, 2021, 08:19 AM

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Darwin Award Winners in Training

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Mosca

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Joined: Oct 2014

Posts: 3956

Location: PA

Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

#3298

January 6, 2021, 08:36 PM

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Mr. Bones commented

January 6, 2021, 09:29 PM

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I dang dang know that's right, Brother!

BTDT, have MANY busted, bleedin knuckles, an scars, therefrom...

Reckon I've tried th Cheater Pipe Method, an Turbo Torch heatin, in between steps...

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Mosca commented

January 7, 2021, 07:54 AM

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I’m surprised that an impact driver isn’t in there, in between the breaker bar and the angle grinder. Probably doesn’t photograph well. Way back in the ‘60s I got a manual impact driver, the kind that you hit with a hammer. Great tool. Still have it.

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Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 1790

Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3299

January 6, 2021, 09:16 PM

HawkerXP got busted recently by Mrs. Hawker, reliving his childhood. She sent it to me and asked me not to share it. I lied and said I wouldn’t. I hope he cooks better than he flies toy airplanes.

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Mr. Bones commented

January 6, 2021, 09:33 PM

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Reckon I covets me some his Meds, lol!

Likely comin, soon enough, at my age...

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#3299.2

HawkerXP commented

January 7, 2021, 07:29 AM

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I don't have an aircraft carrier, yet. I do have me some planes and choo choo trains.

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SheilaAnn

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Joined: May 2020

Posts: 659

Location: Long Beach, CA

#3300

January 7, 2021, 12:07 AM

Ok, what does cl and rl mean? I looked at the Abbreviation post and they are not listed.

or do I wanna know?

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#3300.1

holehogg commented

January 7, 2021, 03:25 AM

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Cl = courtesy like
Rl = real like

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Panhead John commented

January 7, 2021, 03:27 AM

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CL is a courtesy like. RL, is a real like. Which to me is useless, because a real like is just a like without using CL. Confused? 😂
Read forward 2 spots.

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