Jokes!

[Panhead John]

[Panhead John]

[Panhead John]

😢😢😢

[fracmeister]

I think Eugene Ionesco might beg to differ (pardon me if that’s goes over some heads)

[Panhead John]

Thanks fracmeister for your support. Me and Eugene were tight. He always said I was his biggest inspiration.

[Craigar]

I don't always go the extra mile. But when I do, it's because I missed my exit.

[Skip]

I did it just this afternoon.

[Craigar]

I never admit to anything other than taking the scenic route, especially to the navigator.

[klflowers]

I know that was the turn. I want to take a look at something.

[ofelles]

[Clark]

During his annual physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. The patient described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "you seem to be one hell of an outdoorsman!"

The patient replied, "Nah, I'm just a crappy golfer."

[Panhead John]

I Really Need To Work On My Coordination.

[Panhead John]

Go ahead....y’all laugh. I retired with a record of 27-6 from box kicking.

[Clark]

Panhead John Is that at "age 27, 6 ft. tall?"

[Santamarina]

I laughed way too hard at that. 🤣

[ComfortablyNumb]

I went to the bank and told them they had counted wrong and to find another $11,780 for my checking account.

Yeah, didn't work for me either.

[JimLinebarger]

Thanks for the chuckle!

[Panhead John]

[Mosca]

[Clark]

Mosca Does your wife know you called her that?

[SheilaAnn]

So did I until I scrolled some more 🤣🤣🤣 twirling blonde hair......

[Panhead John]

[Panhead John]

[Panhead John]

Thanks Clark ! I’ve been following your “likes”. I must say though, I thought the Titanic joke was pretty good, but I guess you didn’t find it amusing.😢 I will be posting another soon that I think you’ll “find extremely amusing”. 😉

[Clark]

Panhead John By the way, I didn't know you were Asian.

[HawkerXP]

rl sort of

[Panhead John]

I didn’t know this, but me and Clark are first cousins! We ran into each other at a recent family reunion. We were both really surprised to learn this, cause we don’t look nothing alike....and he’s much older than me.😉 Anyway we both got really drunk and decided to have a good time. He just got him a new scooter and I just got a new car. We decided to have a little fun at our Hillbilly Hootenanny...as we like to call our family reunions.

[Clark]

I am absolutely speechless! (And crying from laughing so hard)

[gcdmd]

Darwin Award Winners in Training

[Mosca]

[Mr. Bones]

I dang dang know that's right, Brother!

BTDT, have MANY busted, bleedin knuckles, an scars, therefrom...

Reckon I've tried th Cheater Pipe Method, an Turbo Torch heatin, in between steps...

[Mosca]

I’m surprised that an impact driver isn’t in there, in between the breaker bar and the angle grinder. Probably doesn’t photograph well. Way back in the ‘60s I got a manual impact driver, the kind that you hit with a hammer. Great tool. Still have it.

[Panhead John]

HawkerXP got busted recently by Mrs. Hawker, reliving his childhood. She sent it to me and asked me not to share it. I lied and said I wouldn’t. I hope he cooks better than he flies toy airplanes.

[Mr. Bones]

Reckon I covets me some his Meds, lol!

Likely comin, soon enough, at my age...

[HawkerXP]

I don't have an aircraft carrier, yet. I do have me some planes and choo choo trains.

[SheilaAnn]

Ok, what does cl and rl mean? I looked at the Abbreviation post and they are not listed.

or do I wanna know?

[holehogg]

Cl = courtesy like
Rl = real like

[Panhead John]

CL is a courtesy like. RL, is a real like. Which to me is useless, because a real like is just a like without using CL. Confused? 😂
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