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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13311
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    PJ onec told that the third grade was the best three years of his life...

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    • JimLinebarger
      JimLinebarger commented
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      Are you sure he didn't say "fwee yews"?

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      RonB One thing I learned in the third grade......how to spell correctly. Hint hint. “PJ onec told that”. Huh? 😉
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3708
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Mosca
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      The stretch is what makes it good!

    • SheilaAnn
      SheilaAnn commented
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      🤦🏼‍♀️

    • Mosca
      Mosca commented
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      Sent it to my daughter: "That was very satisfyingly dumb."

      Perfect.
  • Clark
    Club Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 192
    • Broken Arrow, OK.

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    Two salmon swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"

    Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says "A beer please, and one for the road."

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says "Really? What goes into a Murray?"

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      I've been doing this lately as a method of preserving my sanity (that and visiting this board, thanks everyone!):

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      Thank you to Darrin Bell of Candorville!
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 3, 2021, 05:33 PM.

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      • Donw
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        I miss the comics in the newspapers. I know they are buried somewhere deep in the digital, but it is just not the same. It is almost exactly 25 years ago when we lost Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. I enjoy it when we bring some of these here. Helps my sanity too.🙂
        Last edited by Donw; January 3, 2021, 08:03 PM. Reason: Comics, not cartoons.

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Do you not have a local newspaper where you live? And I agree about the paper. Got to have one in my hands. Magazines also. I hate reading those online.

      • SheilaAnn
        SheilaAnn commented
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        Candorville! Been racking my brain trying to remember this strip. Haven’t read comics in a while.....
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 13311
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • Foehn Watts
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        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Was gonna add something smart-a$$ her, but I forgot what. . .

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        thank you to Dave Coverly of Speed Bump!

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        • HawkerXP
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          I forgot. Is this a RL or cl?

        • Foehn Watts
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          HawkerXP --If'n ya need to ask, it has to be a RL. ;-)
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 953
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 953
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            I was not aware my mum was named Karen Johnson....

          • Foehn Watts
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            I dint know my *husband* was named Karen Johnson. . .
        • MTurney
          Club Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 261
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Hail, done known dat since Boot Camp; ol Gunnys, they jus LOVES to go fer quite a stroll, of a mornin!

          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Reminds me of a Sinatra quote:

            “I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-”
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 953
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2432
            • Brentwood CA
            • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
              Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
              LSG Insulated Cabinet
              Jumbo Joe
              VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
              FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
              Thermoworks Signal
              Thermoworks Dot
              Thermopen Mk4

            For you golfers

            * Golf balls are like eggs - they're white, they're sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
            * The pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you must have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
            * It's amazing how a golfer who never helps with house or yard work will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.
            * Did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard or go to church?
            * It takes longer to become good at golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around in a cart, drink beer and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.
            * A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
            * A good golf partner is one who's slightly worse than you.
            * The rake is always in the other trap .
            * If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life
            * If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.
            * Golf appeals to the child in all of us. This is proven by our frequent inability to count past the number 5.
            * It's easy to keep your ball in the fairway, if you don't care which fairway.
            * If profanity had any influence on the flight of a ball, most everyone would play better.
            * The greatest sound in golf is the, "Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh" of your opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway.
            * A recent survey shows that of all jobs, caddies live the longest. They get plenty of fresh air and exercise, and if there's ever a medical emergency, a doctor is always nearby.
            * The best wood for lowering your score is a pencil.
            * You may need lessons if you had to regrip your ball retriever.
            * It's difficult to decide which is more stressful - hitting 3 off the tee or lining up your 4 th putt.
            * With practice and strength training you can easily get more distance off the shank.
            * The only sure way to get a par is to leave a 4 foot birdie putt 2 inches from the hole.
            * Nothing straightens out a nasty slice like a sharp dogleg to the right.
            * No matter how badly you are playing, it's always possible to get worse.............!

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            • Bogy
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              I've finally found a potential golf partner, and I'm seriously considering playing golf again after decades, and you offer this to make me firmly commit to never golfing again.

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              Golfers know that the most bestest morning wood is a driver on the golf course.
          • Starsky
            Club Member
            • Dec 2020
            • 101
            • Midlothian Il.

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            • Stuey1515
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              That's gold mate, lol!!
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 242
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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 242
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              My pic is sooo ugly that <sigh> I have a little while yet. . .

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              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 953
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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                • Panhead John
                  Panhead John commented
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                  Don’t forget mature as well!

                • ofelles
                  ofelles commented
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                  Sorry, but that did not make the list.

                • HawkerXP
                  HawkerXP commented
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                  cl

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