I was at the bar the other night when the bartender yelled out, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!" Everyone laughed, Well, except for this one guy.
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Sounds good as any to me, but I'd probably throw in "get someone to buy me a prime grade brisket to smoke":
Happy New Year to y'all!
Thank you to Maria Scriven of Half Full!Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 1, 2021, 11:30 AM.Comment
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This is an oldie, but dang if it doesn't make me smile everytime I see it. And the Bud Light nacelles are great:
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Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?
A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.
Have a good New Year!
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@ ShielaAnn -here's a real evil cat-look:
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And a not-so-evil cat-look (or maybe a no-so-evil looking cat):
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JimLinebarger -- I don't know about the clock but it's the same cat-time on the same cat-channel.
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Here's a link to a fun story. It's kinda long, but well worth the time:
https://www.boredpanda.com/christmas...mpaign=organicComment
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Authorities at the daycare center charged a toddler with resisting a rest. Blame Stephen Pastis 🤣🤣🤣Comment
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Glass coffins...will they be popular?
Remains to be seen....Comment
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I once went to a shop and the fellow behind the counter was lobster red except an area on his forehead, which had a half circle that looked like a compass used in drawing. I asked how that happened and he picked up a ball cap with the plastic adjuster on the back and sheepishly held it up over his head with the bill of the cap pointed towards his back.
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So Panhead John --- so when's the date, so's we can go moon you? -
I’m becoming extremely concerned that 58limited ‘s comment about making it to eighth grade has already got 6 likes. 😥
UPDATE! It’s now 7:58 pm. It is up to 9 likes! Breaking out in cold sweats. Feeling nauseous. Crying uncontrollably! Don’t know what to do. Must quit AR! Cannot take any more of this abuse. Gonna take my recipes and go join another website!Last edited by Panhead John; January 3, 2021, 08:03 PM. -
Had to do a double take 'cuz I thought it was me. But I don't wear a watch.
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