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  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3492
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    I was at the bar the other night when the bartender yelled out, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!" Everyone laughed, Well, except for this one guy.

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    • Henrik
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      Ha ha ha!

    • JimLinebarger
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      That's funny right thar!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 340
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


    Sounds good as any to me, but I'd probably throw in "get someone to buy me a prime grade brisket to smoke":

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    Happy New Year to y'all!

    Thank you to Maria Scriven of Half Full!
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 1, 2021, 11:30 AM.

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2630
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
        David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
        Thermapen Mk4



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      • SheilaAnn
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 552
        • Long Beach, CA

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        • Panhead John
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          Me too!

        • SheilaAnn
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          I totally did, too. I kept saying “the link is broke”. BF just gives me one of those looks. And then I get it. 🤣🤣🤣 so I had to share.....

        • holehogg
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          New it was a trap but still had to....
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 340
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        This is an oldie, but dang if it doesn't make me smile everytime I see it. And the Bud Light nacelles are great:

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        • JimLinebarger
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          I see it still has 4 on the floor.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 340
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?

        A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
        BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.

        Have a good New Year!

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        • TheQuietOne
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          I feel better already.
      • SheilaAnn
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 552
        • Long Beach, CA

        Originally posted by Foehn Watts View Post
        Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?

        A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
        BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.

        Have a good New Year!
        Resistance is futile

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        • Clark
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          SheilaAnn Do you always sleep with your camera in the bed?

        • Panhead John
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          No comment. I would like to continue being a member here.

        • SheilaAnn
          SheilaAnn commented
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          OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was already up and probably digging around on this site! La Tormenta walks in the room and had this look on her face. You guys are hilarious!
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 340
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        @ ShielaAnn -here's a real evil cat-look:

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        • Foehn Watts
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          • Apr 2019
          • 340
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          And a not-so-evil cat-look (or maybe a no-so-evil looking cat):

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          • JimLinebarger
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            What's the time and temp for that?

          • Foehn Watts
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            JimLinebarger -- I don't know about the clock but it's the same cat-time on the same cat-channel.
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 340
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

          She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.




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          • SheilaAnn
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            🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤣🤣
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13637
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          Here's a link to a fun story. It's kinda long, but well worth the time:

          https://www.boredpanda.com/christmas...mpaign=organic

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          • wu7y
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            What a great post! Thank you so much for making my broken neck hurt even more from laughing. I usually am angry at those who pick on/torment slow learners. Not this time. Poor Karen. She is the only one not having fun here.

          • willxfmr
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            Long, but well worth the time to read! Thanks for sharing.

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Thanks, Brother!

            That is a Hilarious read! :
        • SheilaAnn
          Club Member
          • May 2020
          • 552
          • Long Beach, CA

          Authorities at the daycare center charged a toddler with resisting a rest. Blame Stephen Pastis 🤣🤣🤣

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        • Craigar
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1110
          • Papillion, NE
          • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
            * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
            * - Slow 'N Sear
            * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
            * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
            * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
            * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
            * - Thermoworks Dot
            * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
            * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
            * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
            * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
            * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
            * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

          Glass coffins...will they be popular?
          Remains to be seen....

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1288
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • ComfortablyNumb
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              I once went to a shop and the fellow behind the counter was lobster red except an area on his forehead, which had a half circle that looked like a compass used in drawing. I asked how that happened and he picked up a ball cap with the plastic adjuster on the back and sheepishly held it up over his head with the bill of the cap pointed towards his back.

            • Clark
              Clark commented
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              Love it!!
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1288
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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            • Foehn Watts
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              So Panhead John --- so when's the date, so's we can go moon you?

            • Panhead John
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              I’m becoming extremely concerned that 58limited ‘s comment about making it to eighth grade has already got 6 likes. 😥

              UPDATE! It’s now 7:58 pm. It is up to 9 likes! Breaking out in cold sweats. Feeling nauseous. Crying uncontrollably! Don’t know what to do. Must quit AR! Cannot take any more of this abuse. Gonna take my recipes and go join another website!
              Last edited by Panhead John; January 3, 2021, 08:03 PM.

            • JimLinebarger
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              Had to do a double take 'cuz I thought it was me. But I don't wear a watch.

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