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    I was at the bar the other night when the bartender yelled out, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!" Everyone laughed, Well, except for this one guy.

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    • Henrik
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      Ha ha ha!

    • JimLinebarger
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      That's funny right thar!


    Sounds good as any to me, but I'd probably throw in "get someone to buy me a prime grade brisket to smoke":

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    Happy New Year to y'all!

    Thank you to Maria Scriven of Half Full!
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 1, 2021, 11:30 AM.

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        • Panhead John
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          Me too!

        • SheilaAnn
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          I totally did, too. I kept saying “the link is broke”. BF just gives me one of those looks. And then I get it. 🤣🤣🤣 so I had to share.....

        • holehogg
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          New it was a trap but still had to....

        This is an oldie, but dang if it doesn't make me smile everytime I see it. And the Bud Light nacelles are great:

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        • JimLinebarger
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          I see it still has 4 on the floor.

        Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?

        A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
        BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.

        Have a good New Year!

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        • TheQuietOne
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          I feel better already.

        Originally posted by Foehn Watts View Post
        Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?

        A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
        BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.

        Have a good New Year!
        Resistance is futile

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        • Clark
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          SheilaAnn Do you always sleep with your camera in the bed?

        • Panhead John
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          No comment. I would like to continue being a member here.

        • SheilaAnn
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          OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was already up and probably digging around on this site! La Tormenta walks in the room and had this look on her face. You guys are hilarious!

        @ ShielaAnn -here's a real evil cat-look:

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          And a not-so-evil cat-look (or maybe a no-so-evil looking cat):

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          • JimLinebarger
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            What's the time and temp for that?

          • Foehn Watts
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            JimLinebarger -- I don't know about the clock but it's the same cat-time on the same cat-channel.

          I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

          She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.




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          • SheilaAnn
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            🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤣🤣

          Here's a link to a fun story. It's kinda long, but well worth the time:

          https://www.boredpanda.com/christmas...mpaign=organic

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          • wu7y
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            What a great post! Thank you so much for making my broken neck hurt even more from laughing. I usually am angry at those who pick on/torment slow learners. Not this time. Poor Karen. She is the only one not having fun here.

          • willxfmr
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            Long, but well worth the time to read! Thanks for sharing.

          • Mr. Bones
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            Thanks, Brother!

            That is a Hilarious read! :

          Authorities at the daycare center charged a toddler with resisting a rest. Blame Stephen Pastis 🤣🤣🤣

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          Glass coffins...will they be popular?
          Remains to be seen....

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            • ComfortablyNumb
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              I once went to a shop and the fellow behind the counter was lobster red except an area on his forehead, which had a half circle that looked like a compass used in drawing. I asked how that happened and he picked up a ball cap with the plastic adjuster on the back and sheepishly held it up over his head with the bill of the cap pointed towards his back.

            • Clark
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              Love it!!

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            • Foehn Watts
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              So Panhead John --- so when's the date, so's we can go moon you?

            • Panhead John
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              I’m becoming extremely concerned that 58limited ‘s comment about making it to eighth grade has already got 6 likes. 😥

              UPDATE! It’s now 7:58 pm. It is up to 9 likes! Breaking out in cold sweats. Feeling nauseous. Crying uncontrollably! Don’t know what to do. Must quit AR! Cannot take any more of this abuse. Gonna take my recipes and go join another website!
              Last edited by Panhead John; January 3, 2021, 08:03 PM.

            • JimLinebarger
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              Had to do a double take 'cuz I thought it was me. But I don't wear a watch.

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