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ComfortablyNumb

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Joined: May 2017

Posts: 3492

Location: Northeast Washington

KBQ C-60
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#3256

January 1, 2021, 11:20 AM

I was at the bar the other night when the bartender yelled out, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!" Everyone laughed, Well, except for this one guy.

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Henrik commented

January 1, 2021, 12:43 PM

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Ha ha ha!

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JimLinebarger commented

January 3, 2021, 03:11 AM

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That's funny right thar!

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 340

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

#3257

January 1, 2021, 11:26 AM

Sounds good as any to me, but I'd probably throw in "get someone to buy me a prime grade brisket to smoke":

Happy New Year to y'all!

Thank you to Maria Scriven of Half Full!

Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 1, 2021, 11:30 AM.

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ofelles

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Joined: Jun 2018

Posts: 2630

Location: Brentwood CA

LSG large insulated cabinet
Yoder YS640
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FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
Thermapen Mk4

#3258

January 1, 2021, 12:03 PM

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SheilaAnn

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Joined: May 2020

Posts: 552

Location: Long Beach, CA

#3259

January 1, 2021, 01:28 PM

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Panhead John commented

January 1, 2021, 02:57 PM

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Me too!

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SheilaAnn commented

January 1, 2021, 04:08 PM

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I totally did, too. I kept saying “the link is broke”. BF just gives me one of those looks. And then I get it. 🤣🤣🤣 so I had to share.....

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holehogg commented

January 2, 2021, 12:53 AM

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New it was a trap but still had to....

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 340

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

#3260

January 1, 2021, 02:28 PM

This is an oldie, but dang if it doesn't make me smile everytime I see it. And the Bud Light nacelles are great:

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JimLinebarger commented

January 3, 2021, 03:14 AM

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I see it still has 4 on the floor.

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 340

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

#3261

January 1, 2021, 02:39 PM

Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?

A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.

Have a good New Year!

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TheQuietOne commented

January 1, 2021, 03:16 PM

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I feel better already.

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SheilaAnn

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Location: Long Beach, CA

#3262

January 1, 2021, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Foehn Watts View Post

Q: Why do cats sleep in a circle?

A: Well, sleeping in a circle does conserves body heat.
BUT, time is cyclical, and nobody understands this better than cats. When your cat sleeps in a circle, it's a sign that this world is ending and giving way to a greater, more terrifying universe.

Have a good New Year!

Resistance is futile

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Clark commented

January 2, 2021, 05:08 PM

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SheilaAnn Do you always sleep with your camera in the bed?

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Panhead John commented

January 2, 2021, 05:19 PM

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No comment. I would like to continue being a member here.

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SheilaAnn commented

January 2, 2021, 06:00 PM

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OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was already up and probably digging around on this site! La Tormenta walks in the room and had this look on her face. You guys are hilarious!

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Foehn Watts

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Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

#3263

January 1, 2021, 05:51 PM

@ ShielaAnn -here's a real evil cat-look:

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 340

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

#3264

January 1, 2021, 05:54 PM

And a not-so-evil cat-look (or maybe a no-so-evil looking cat):

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JimLinebarger commented

January 3, 2021, 03:16 AM

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What's the time and temp for that?

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Foehn Watts commented

January 3, 2021, 02:17 PM

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JimLinebarger -- I don't know about the clock but it's the same cat-time on the same cat-channel.

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 340

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

#3265

January 1, 2021, 05:59 PM

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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SheilaAnn commented

January 1, 2021, 06:28 PM

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🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤣🤣

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RonB

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Joined: Apr 2016

Posts: 13637

Location: Near Richmond VA

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Chefalarm
Dot
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CyberQ

#3266

January 1, 2021, 06:54 PM

Here's a link to a fun story. It's kinda long, but well worth the time:

https://www.boredpanda.com/christmas...mpaign=organic

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wu7y commented

January 3, 2021, 03:59 PM

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What a great post! Thank you so much for making my broken neck hurt even more from laughing. I usually am angry at those who pick on/torment slow learners. Not this time. Poor Karen. She is the only one not having fun here.

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willxfmr commented

January 3, 2021, 06:26 PM

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Long, but well worth the time to read! Thanks for sharing.

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Mr. Bones commented

January 4, 2021, 08:42 PM

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Thanks, Brother!

That is a Hilarious read! :

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SheilaAnn

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Joined: May 2020

Posts: 552

Location: Long Beach, CA

#3267

January 2, 2021, 02:45 PM

Authorities at the daycare center charged a toddler with resisting a rest. Blame Stephen Pastis 🤣🤣🤣

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Panhead John commented

January 2, 2021, 02:54 PM

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cl 😉

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Craigar

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Joined: Jul 2014

Posts: 1110

Location: Papillion, NE

* - Weber 26.75" OTG
* - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
* - Slow 'N Sear
* - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
* - Lodge Sportsman Grill
* - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
* - Thermoworks ThermoPop
* - Thermoworks Dot
* - iGrill2 - 4 probes
* - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
* - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
* - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
* - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
* - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

#3268

January 2, 2021, 04:07 PM

Glass coffins...will they be popular?
Remains to be seen....

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Panhead John

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Joined: Aug 2020

Posts: 1288

Location: Houston, Texas

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Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3269

January 2, 2021, 04:46 PM

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ComfortablyNumb commented

January 2, 2021, 04:51 PM

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I once went to a shop and the fellow behind the counter was lobster red except an area on his forehead, which had a half circle that looked like a compass used in drawing. I asked how that happened and he picked up a ball cap with the plastic adjuster on the back and sheepishly held it up over his head with the bill of the cap pointed towards his back.

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Clark commented

January 2, 2021, 05:10 PM

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Love it!!

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Panhead John

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Location: Houston, Texas

Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

#3270

January 2, 2021, 04:47 PM

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Foehn Watts commented

January 2, 2021, 07:05 PM

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So Panhead John --- so when's the date, so's we can go moon you?

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Panhead John commented

January 2, 2021, 09:40 PM

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I’m becoming extremely concerned that 58limited ‘s comment about making it to eighth grade has already got 6 likes. 😥

UPDATE! It’s now 7:58 pm. It is up to 9 likes! Breaking out in cold sweats. Feeling nauseous. Crying uncontrollably! Don’t know what to do. Must quit AR! Cannot take any more of this abuse. Gonna take my recipes and go join another website!

Last edited by Panhead John; January 3, 2021, 08:03 PM.

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JimLinebarger commented

January 3, 2021, 03:20 AM

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Had to do a double take 'cuz I thought it was me. But I don't wear a watch.

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