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  • RichieB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2018
    • 1651
    • Western Mass

    Very creative. Young man, you're have too much time on your hands.
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    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      I’m not that creative. I pulled it off the internet.

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Hey, Panhead John ! Yer givin' the secret away!
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1193
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • HawkerXP
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      Wait!?!

      Its a wine bottle now?

      Time to switch.

    • surfdog
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      Honestly HawkerXP I don’t really know...I just keep trying new things. LOL

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Applies to beer and other spirited spirits too.
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1193
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • 58limited
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        Well, we can also take quotes from books I guess: 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here'
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      “If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.” (originally published in a review in Esquire, 1959)

      --Dorothy Parker

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      • surfdog
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        I’ve had friends ask what advice I would give their kids/family/friends that want to be photographers...

        I alway tell them, “Have their head examined. If they fail that and are found to be nuts...work hard and go for it.” LOL I’ll also generally add that it’s not nearly as easy/fun as it looks from the outside...and there can be LOTS of downtime...desk/phone time...way too much time spent not doing what you actually want to be doing. LOL
    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 2525
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        A pair of quotes from Dorothy Parker. Especially applicable to now:

        For every single day, reading the news:
        “Civilization is coming to an end, you understand.” (The Paris Review)

        Ditto:
        “What fresh hell can this be?” (everyone’s favorite Dorothy Parker quote, though often misquoted, here reported in You Might as Well Live: the Life and Times of Dorothy Parker, by John Keats)


        I really like the last one. I need a t-shirt with that on it. . .

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        • gcdmd
          Charter Member
          • Sep 2014
          • 1089
          • The Republic of Texas

          Oh, the irony of it all:

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          • surfdog
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            Oh dear. LOL
        • Craigar
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1117
          • Papillion, NE
          • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
            * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
            * - Slow 'N Sear
            * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
            * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
            * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
            * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
            * - Thermoworks Dot
            * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
            * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
            * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
            * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
            * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
            * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

          Just heard this one today, I am sure it is an oldie:

          Need an ark?
          I Noah guy.


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          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            Don't listen to the peanut gallery, that's a great joke, and I represent dad's everywhere!

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Roobahh, roobahh, roobahh.

          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            Groooooan!
        • MTurney
          Club Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 261
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • ofelles
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            Hope you're wrong, but I fear not.
        • surfdog
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 1193
          • Sunny SoCal
          • Cooking gadgets
            Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
            Weber Summit Platinum D6
            Blue Rhino Razor
            Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
            Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
            Anova WiFi

            Thermometers
            Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            Other useful bits...
            KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
            A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
            A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
            Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
            All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
            Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
            Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13311
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            Heart broken. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the baking community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filed with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man, and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day or kneading a lift. They will thank you!

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            • Panhead John
              Panhead John commented
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              I knead some time to process his passing. I’m absolutely floured beyond belief. I cannot believe he died before he was done.

            • JimLinebarger
              JimLinebarger commented
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              I heard his missus kneaded some help with the cost of the funeral because she is a little short bread.

            • Panhead John
              Panhead John commented
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              Funny as hell! 😂
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 638
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            You might think this is late, but we haven't gotten to Epiphany yet, when we remember the Magi's arrival.
            Nativity 2020 style!

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            • MBMorgan
              MBMorgan commented
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              My friend, you’ve definitely got my vote for the funniest joke in the last few hours of 2020.

            • Skip
              Skip commented
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              Bogy I truly believe God is smiling at you right now! Great post.
          • holehogg
            Club Member
            • Nov 2017
            • 2525
            • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

            Thank you to all that wished me all the best for 2020. I would just like to point out it did not help.
            So for 2021 I will only accept cash, beef forequater, whole lamb and chicken wings. Jagermeister, charcoal and box wine will do some gas for the vehicle will be appreciated.
            To those I was horrible to in 2020 send $20 airtime so I can phone you to apologise.

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            • surfdog
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 1193
              • Sunny SoCal
              • Cooking gadgets
                Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                Weber Summit Platinum D6
                Blue Rhino Razor
                Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                Anova WiFi

                Thermometers
                Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                Other useful bits...
                KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

              A kid in the park informed me that smoking was bad for you...

              So I popped his balloon with my cigar & told him so was talking to strangers.

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