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  • Clark
    Club Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 257
    • Broken Arrow, OK.

    A recent survey asked doctors if it is time to ease the COVID lockdown. HERE ARE THE RESULTS:

    Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised against any rash moves.

    Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government didn't have the nerve.

    Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

    Many Pathologists yelled "over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said "oh grow up!"

    Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

    Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

    Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were P.O. at the whole idea.

    Anesthetists thought the idea was a gas, but Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics!!

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 13549
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • HawkerXP
        HawkerXP commented
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        How did the table go over?

      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        HawkerXP - it went over very well - she loved it/ Thanx for asking.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        That's jus a 2020 Classic, Brother!

        Glad Mama like yer Shaker table, it was a right nice piece ya made, an ya oughtta be quite proud.

        If'n ya kept her from findin it, th whole time, we;;, thanI owe ya an Adult Bevvie, if not a whole bottle...

        Mebbe she jus acted like she didn't find it, wives are wise, an mystically complex...
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3786
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • 58limited
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        "What, are you chicken?" "Uhmmm..."

      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        Hey, 58limited don't be a stubborn goat! Quit horsin' round. . .

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Looks like Santa gots him some Game on...
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3786
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Oh, that one's jus Pterrible lol

      • Jared49
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        How pfunny is that!!
    • MTurney
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      • Feb 2020
      • 262
      • Grapevine, TX

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      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3786
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • 58limited
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          Several years ago I sold a classic car part on ebay to someone in Great Britain. I mailed it and then followed the tracking: from Beaumont, Tx to Houston, Tx, then to Illinois (forgot the city), back to Houston, and then to Great Britain. Basically the package was sent on a 3000 mile round trip for no apparent reason before going overseas.

        • Bogy
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          It makes a big difference which direction packages are going. From Iowa I can send a package via Priority Mail to my daughter in Washington and it will take 3 days max. Might make it in 2. But a package or letter I send to my daughter in St. Louis will take over a week. If it doesn't come back with a notice their isn't such an address or the people don't live there anymore and they don't have a forwarding address. They've lived there for almost 2 years now.

        • Foehn Watts
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          Yes, Bogy --earlier this year I had a small package of fresh pandan leaves sent me from Santa Monica California via first class mail, which is about a whole 50 or so miles away. A normal two day ship Took 7 days and my leaves were cooked because we had a hot wave and the stuff got stuck in a transfer facility. I had some plants sent to me from the opposite direction, from San Bernardino CA (~30 miles), and they got to me in wonderful live shape in 3 days.

          I feel sorry for the carriers!
      • fracmeister
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1374
        • Sprang, TX
        • Dances with lemmings

          (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

        I realize this is only my stepladder. But I love it as if it were my real ladder.


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        • Panhead John
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          Good one! Here’s a follow up.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1159
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • holehogg
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          • Nov 2017
          • 2595
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa


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          • MBMorgan
            Club Member
            • Sep 2015
            • 6519
            • Colorado
            • > Weber Genesis EP-330
              > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
              > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
              > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
              > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
              to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
              > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
              > Thermoworks Smoke
              > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
              > Thermoworks Thermapen
              > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
              > Anova sous vide circulator
              > Searzall torch
              > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

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            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2598
              • Brentwood CA


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              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                That one made me bust out laughing. So many times over the years, I’ll go upstairs to my bedroom, stop and go WTF did I come in here for? I’ll pause a minute or so, try my best to remember why I came up here....can’t remember why, so I’ll go back downstairs to where I was when I thought I needed to go upstairs for something. I’ll stand there for a minute....and it’ll come to me! So then I trudge my ass back upstairs....so happy I remembered. 😂

              • gcdmd
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                Panhead John
                BTDT, many times. A friend of mine, who is a retired engineer well into his eighties and still sharp, says that as long as he can remember something he is trying to recall to mind within 24 hours he figures he's still OK.
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2598
              • Brentwood CA


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              • ofelles
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                ComfortablyNumb Actually, I kind of owned a '78? conv. (my wife's). She had it when we first got married. First year of fuel injection and a pain ($$) to keep running but she loved it. Finally talked her into getting a red conv. '96 Mustang.

              • Mr. Bones
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                have had split windows, an ovals, over th span of time...

                Last Beetle I ever had was a 'Dk Blue '68 with a healthily built 1600cc... it was quite fun, even though I greatly dislike th post '66 bodystyle/cosmetics...

              • Foehn Watts
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                We used to have two '71 buses (only year with the bug engine AND disc brakes on the front). When we sold "mine" because of not wanting to dump a bunch of money into it, I swear I mourned the loss for a couple of years. Still have the other bus and it's under a cover, ready as a daily driver.

                Never any stickers on mine but I really wanted the paint I saw once: Flames from the engine compartment streaming towards the front of the bus. (Busses are somewhat known for engine fires. . . ).
            • fracmeister
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1374
              • Sprang, TX
              • Dances with lemmings

                (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

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              • RonB
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                Deja vu all over again...

              • Mr. Bones
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                Better than Vuja De, that ain't NEVER purty, imce
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1159
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Clark
                Club Member
                • Mar 2020
                • 257
                • Broken Arrow, OK.

                A tourist pulled into a motel in a small town and told the desk clerk he would like to look at a room before deciding to stay.
                He put a $100 bill on the counter to show that he was serious and he went off looking at several rooms.

                The desk clerk grabbed the $100 and ran next door and paid the butcher on his account.
                The butcher then paid the farmer that was delivering his meat.
                The farmer then ran to the co-op and paid his bill.
                The co-op manager then crossed the street and paid his hooker.
                The hooker then ran to the motel and paid for her room.

                The desk clerk put the $100 back on the counter. The tourist came back into the office, picked up his $100, and said he would stay elsewhere.

                No one produced anything.
                No one earned anything.

                BUT the whole town was then out of debt and looking forward with optimism.

                Now THAT is a financial stimulus!!

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