A recent survey asked doctors if it is time to ease the COVID lockdown. HERE ARE THE RESULTS:
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised against any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government didn't have the nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled "over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said "oh grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were P.O. at the whole idea.
Anesthetists thought the idea was a gas, but Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics!!
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised against any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government didn't have the nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled "over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said "oh grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were P.O. at the whole idea.
Anesthetists thought the idea was a gas, but Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics!!
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