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  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 949
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

    When someone says, "I seen", I always assume that it isn't going to be followed by, "the inside of a book".

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3710
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • fracmeister
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        This is the best.

      • SheilaAnn
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        πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 956
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • Clark
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        Good one!!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 956
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • willxfmr
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        I've never questioned why the best cars always have blondes in or on them.
    • fracmeister
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1362
      • Sprang, TX
      • Dances with lemmings

        (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

      What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills?



      Aretha Franklins.

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      • Panhead John
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        Groan, laugh, groan, laugh.
    • fracmeister
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1362
      • Sprang, TX
      • Dances with lemmings

        (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

      This was so good it needs to go twice

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      • Foehn Watts
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        --and I'd take tow of the bacon wrapped one, no problem, very happily.
    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 949
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
        22 Weber Kettle
        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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      • fracmeister
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        Beauty is skin deep but stupid goes clean to the bone. -Dorothy Parker

      • gcdmd
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        SheilaAnn
        Hilarious. The one about him getting kicked out of a New York bar is also good.

      • SheilaAnn
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        gcdmd for sure! β€œI didn’t want to be drunk in public, I wanted to be drunk in a bar!” We had the pleasure of seeing mr. white live at a small theatre here in Long Beach. Fantastic!
    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 949
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
        22 Weber Kettle
        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

      Live shot at the French end of the Chunnel.

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      • gcdmd
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        And here I thought it was Pixar's version of "The Cask of Amontillado."
    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 949
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
        22 Weber Kettle
        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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      • MTurney
        Club Member
        • Feb 2020
        • 261
        • Grapevine, TX

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        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 193
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          Do you know what Ben Franklin called his pee hole?

          Urethra Franklin

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          • Panhead John
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            OMG! I almost fell outta my chair laughing so hard! πŸ˜‚
        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 193
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
          Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
          All the King's horses and all the Kings Men
          Had scrambled eggs for breakfast.

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          • wu7y
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            Not exactly a haiku. But it works.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2442
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

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          • wu7y
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            Yep. Been there. Done that.

            Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" always comes to mind.

          • Oak Smoke
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            The old timers used to talk about having to go in the creek to keep from setting the prairie on fire. As I remember it was the same one who used to tell us not to try preparation H. He said he had eaten two tubes of it. For all the good it had done he might as well have shoved it up his---.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 956
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          https://www.theonion.com/humane-trap...hey-1845914469

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          • ofelles
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            sounds good to me!
            Wait a minute, that statement is from an unknown source not me!
            Last edited by ofelles; December 21, 2020, 04:30 PM.

          • ComfortablyNumb
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            I'm waiting for the article where landlords have lost their property to foreclosure due to not being able to pay the mortgage because the tenants haven't been paying rent, who have been protected from eviction by government mandates. Then the tenants using a social programme funded through taxes paid by the landlord to qualify for purchasing the property.
        • MTurney
          Club Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 261
          • Grapevine, TX

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