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  • Panhead John
    Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1755
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
    #3136
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    • surfdog
      #3136.1
      surfdog commented
      December 29, 2020, 08:25 PM
      Editing a comment
      I feel the same about those bottle stopper things.

      I had a friend’s wife try to explain them to me once. It was hilarious! He just sat there in disbelief. It was even more fun when she finally caught on. LOL
  • Panhead John
    Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1755
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
    #3137
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    • fracmeister
      fracmeister
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1356
      • Sprang, TX
      • Dances with lemmings

        (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"
      #3138
      • 10 likes

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      • Stuey1515
        #3138.1
        Stuey1515 commented
        December 16, 2020, 09:00 PM
        Editing a comment
        Love this one hahaha
    • BourBonQ
      BourBonQ
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 848
      • Lowcountry of South Carolina
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blaze 32" Gasser with Sear Station and Rotisserie
        Jenn-Air 6 Burner w/ Dual Oven and Stainless Flat Top
        Camp Chef Explorer 60EX with Grill Box and Griddle
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Maverick ET-733 2-Probe Wireless Thermometer
        Thermopro TP20 2-Probe Wireless Thermometer
        Anova 900W Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
        Selection of Grandma's Antique Cast Iron Cookware
        Bayou Classic Stainless Steel Oyster/Turkey Cooker
        Weber Standard Size Chimney Starter
        Foodsaver Vac Sealer
      #3139
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      • surfdog
        #3139.1
        surfdog commented
        December 29, 2020, 08:30 PM
        Editing a comment
        We always left a little whisky out for Santa. My kids were convinced that he probably was indeed tired of milk & cookies at every house. LOL
    • Mosca
      Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3949
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
      #3140
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      • Foehn Watts
        #3140.1
        Foehn Watts commented
        December 16, 2020, 02:26 PM
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        One day, waiting at a stop light I watched a bird much smaller than a hawk proceed to harass a hawk: diving,swooping, etc at the hawk. The hawk took a slow dive to the ground and I kid you not, that little bird RODE that hawk's back till about two feet off of the ground.
        • 2 likes
    • pkadare
      pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 1047
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
        22 Weber Kettle
        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle
      #3141
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      • gcdmd
        #3141.1
        gcdmd commented
        December 16, 2020, 04:02 PM
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        The World Turned Upside Down.
    • SheilaAnn
      SheilaAnn
      Club Member
      • May 2020
      • 658
      • Long Beach, CA
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      • Henrik
        #3142.3
        Henrik commented
        December 15, 2020, 02:56 PM
        Editing a comment
        Ha ha ha!
        • 1 like
      • Jfrosty27
        #3142.4
        Jfrosty27 commented
        December 15, 2020, 03:45 PM
        Editing a comment
        🤦‍♂️
        • 1 like
      • willxfmr
        #3142.5
        willxfmr commented
        December 15, 2020, 09:29 PM
        Editing a comment
        I love a good pun! Or at least I think I would if I ever heard one.
        Last edited by willxfmr; December 15, 2020, 09:30 PM.
        • 2 likes
    • SmokeyNate
      SmokeyNate
      Club Member
      • Jan 2020
      • 109
      • The Willamette Valley
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      • SmokeyNate
        #3143.2
        SmokeyNate commented
        December 16, 2020, 04:06 PM
        Editing a comment
        Ha! I know I do! gcdmd
        • 1 like
      • Steve R.
        #3143.3
        Steve R. commented
        December 18, 2020, 12:38 PM
        Editing a comment
        That was my first thought, gcdmd.
        • 1 like
      • surfdog
        #3143.4
        surfdog commented
        December 29, 2020, 08:33 PM
        Editing a comment
        I always felt the same about guitars.
        Mind you, I never lied about what I spent...I just never committed to a number. LOL
        • 1 like
    • BourBonQ
      BourBonQ
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 848
      • Lowcountry of South Carolina
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blaze 32" Gasser with Sear Station and Rotisserie
        Jenn-Air 6 Burner w/ Dual Oven and Stainless Flat Top
        Camp Chef Explorer 60EX with Grill Box and Griddle
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Maverick ET-733 2-Probe Wireless Thermometer
        Thermopro TP20 2-Probe Wireless Thermometer
        Anova 900W Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
        Selection of Grandma's Antique Cast Iron Cookware
        Bayou Classic Stainless Steel Oyster/Turkey Cooker
        Weber Standard Size Chimney Starter
        Foodsaver Vac Sealer
      #3144
      Amirite?...

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      • Andrrr
        #3144.2
        Andrrr commented
        December 15, 2020, 10:50 PM
        Editing a comment
        Yep. Be sure to push that little tab in to make sure that opens 4x wider than you need in order to grab your food
        • 3 likes
      • Santamarina
        #3144.3
        Santamarina commented
        December 21, 2020, 01:19 PM
        Editing a comment
        Test clicks are not optional. Anyone found using tongs without at least two test clicks will be relieved of grilling duties.
        • 2 likes
      • surfdog
        #3144.4
        surfdog commented
        December 29, 2020, 08:36 PM
        Editing a comment
        Andrrr Grab them, pop ‘em against my thigh to push the tab...and let the clicking commence.
        • 3 likes
    • wu7y
      wu7y
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 193
      • Gillette Wyoming
      #3145
      willxfmr, here are a couple, one not so good, the other maybe somewhat better, but perhaps still not to your standards:

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      • 15 likes

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      • willxfmr
        #3145.1
        willxfmr commented
        December 16, 2020, 12:11 AM
        Editing a comment
        It wasn't intended to be a challenge.
        • 2 likes
      • wu7y
        #3145.2
        wu7y commented
        December 16, 2020, 12:32 AM
        Editing a comment
        I never thought it was. But then I don't see your "like" on my post, so I know where you stand :-) I'll keep trying.
        • 4 likes
      • troymeister
        #3145.3
        troymeister commented
        December 17, 2020, 08:44 PM
        Editing a comment
        Those are good!
    • ofelles
      ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2873
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
        David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
        Thermapen Mk4
      #3146



      • 16 likes

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      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 416
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #3147
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        Thanks to Pearls Before Swine by Stephen Pastis.
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        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 416
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
          #3148
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          Thank you to The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn.
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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 416
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
            #3149
            I remember we used to think my grandad was autistic or some kind of idiot savant. He left school at 14 with no qualifications, worked for 50 years as a coal miner, never read a book in his life but whenever you asked him anything, no matter how crazy or obscure he always had the answer. Then we got the internet and realised he was just a lying old SOB.
            • 11 likes

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            • SavageSmoke
              SavageSmoke
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 265
              • Eden, NC
              #3150
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              • Wedunne
                #3150.1
                Wedunne commented
                December 16, 2020, 10:48 PM
                Editing a comment
                What till they come out with ketchup based vaccine for Kansas.
                • 4 likes
              • Santamarina
                #3150.2
                Santamarina commented
                December 21, 2020, 01:24 PM
                Editing a comment
                Winner!!!
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