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    • surfdog
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      surfdog commented
      December 29, 2020, 08:25 PM
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      I feel the same about those bottle stopper things.

      I had a friend’s wife try to explain them to me once. It was hilarious! He just sat there in disbelief. It was even more fun when she finally caught on. LOL
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      #3138
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      • Stuey1515
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        Stuey1515 commented
        December 16, 2020, 09:00 PM
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        Love this one hahaha
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      • surfdog
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        surfdog commented
        December 29, 2020, 08:30 PM
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        We always left a little whisky out for Santa. My kids were convinced that he probably was indeed tired of milk & cookies at every house. LOL
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      • Foehn Watts
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        Foehn Watts commented
        December 16, 2020, 02:26 PM
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        One day, waiting at a stop light I watched a bird much smaller than a hawk proceed to harass a hawk: diving,swooping, etc at the hawk. The hawk took a slow dive to the ground and I kid you not, that little bird RODE that hawk's back till about two feet off of the ground.
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      • gcdmd
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        gcdmd commented
        December 16, 2020, 04:02 PM
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        The World Turned Upside Down.
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      • Henrik
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        Henrik commented
        December 15, 2020, 02:56 PM
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        Ha ha ha!
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      • Jfrosty27
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        Jfrosty27 commented
        December 15, 2020, 03:45 PM
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        🤦‍♂️
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      • willxfmr
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        willxfmr commented
        December 15, 2020, 09:29 PM
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        I love a good pun! Or at least I think I would if I ever heard one.
        Last edited by willxfmr; December 15, 2020, 09:30 PM.
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      • SmokeyNate
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        SmokeyNate commented
        December 16, 2020, 04:06 PM
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        Ha! I know I do! gcdmd
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      • Steve R.
        #3143.3
        Steve R. commented
        December 18, 2020, 12:38 PM
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        That was my first thought, gcdmd.
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      • surfdog
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        surfdog commented
        December 29, 2020, 08:33 PM
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        I always felt the same about guitars.
        Mind you, I never lied about what I spent...I just never committed to a number. LOL
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      #3144
      Amirite?...

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      • Andrrr
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        Andrrr commented
        December 15, 2020, 10:50 PM
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        Yep. Be sure to push that little tab in to make sure that opens 4x wider than you need in order to grab your food
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      • Santamarina
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        Santamarina commented
        December 21, 2020, 01:19 PM
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        Test clicks are not optional. Anyone found using tongs without at least two test clicks will be relieved of grilling duties.
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      • surfdog
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        surfdog commented
        December 29, 2020, 08:36 PM
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        Andrrr Grab them, pop ‘em against my thigh to push the tab...and let the clicking commence.
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      #3145
      willxfmr, here are a couple, one not so good, the other maybe somewhat better, but perhaps still not to your standards:

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      • willxfmr
        #3145.1
        willxfmr commented
        December 16, 2020, 12:11 AM
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        It wasn't intended to be a challenge.
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      • wu7y
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        wu7y commented
        December 16, 2020, 12:32 AM
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        I never thought it was. But then I don't see your "like" on my post, so I know where you stand :-) I'll keep trying.
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      • troymeister
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        troymeister commented
        December 17, 2020, 08:44 PM
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        Those are good!
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        Thanks to Pearls Before Swine by Stephen Pastis.
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          Thank you to The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn.
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            #3149
            I remember we used to think my grandad was autistic or some kind of idiot savant. He left school at 14 with no qualifications, worked for 50 years as a coal miner, never read a book in his life but whenever you asked him anything, no matter how crazy or obscure he always had the answer. Then we got the internet and realised he was just a lying old SOB.
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              • Wedunne
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                Wedunne commented
                December 16, 2020, 10:48 PM
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                What till they come out with ketchup based vaccine for Kansas.
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              • Santamarina
                #3150.2
                Santamarina commented
                December 21, 2020, 01:24 PM
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                Winner!!!
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