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  • holehogg
    Club Member
    • Nov 2017
    • 2530
    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa


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    • Jfrosty27
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 1186
      • Muskego, WI
      • Current cookers:
        Rec Tec RT700 "Bull" pellet cooker
        Smokin-It model 2 electric smoker w/ Maverick 732 temp monitor and cold smoking kit
        Weber Genesis 3 burner gas grill w/ rotisserie
        Charbroil Grill2Go gas grill
        Weber 22" Performer Deluxe kettle grill w/ThermoPro TP-20S temp monitor
        Weber Smokey Joe
        SnS Deluxe
        Vortex
        The Orion Cooker convection cooker/smoker (two of them)
        Blackstone 17" griddle
        Joule Sous Vide circulator

        Favorite beer: Anything that's cold!
        Favorite cocktail: Bourbon neat

      I hope that’s not true. Two months? No PBR? No Beam Black? That might be worse than Covid-19!

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      • Bogy
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        Maybe that's just the Russian vaccine. One of my daughters is scheduled to get the FDA approved vaccine next week and she didn't say anything about that. Then again we'll see what they tell her next week.

      • Foehn Watts
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        Maybe they want to be able to tell legitimate vaccine reactions from hangover reactions!

        Alcohol can cause reactions with so much stuff though: other cars, party-goers, relatives, spouses . . .

      • Steve R.
        Steve R. commented
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        Early 2021 with no alcohol? I'll have to just hope those around me get theirs and I'll take my chances.
    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2442
      • Brentwood CA
      • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
        Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
        LSG Insulated Cabinet
        Jumbo Joe
        VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
        FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
        Thermoworks Signal
        Thermoworks Dot
        Thermopen Mk4




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      • Mr. Bones
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        I'm all fer th whole concept of Taco / Magarita trucks rovin th neighbourhood, in searcha my Hard-Earned Dollars, lemme tell ya what!!!!

        Lemme contribute, summat, to th whole scenario, if'n yall will allow...
        Panhead John Santamarina

        Insteada th Nursery Rhyme music Ice Cream trucks play, might I suggest, as a starter, that th Taco / Margarita trucks utilize La Bamba, Spanish Flea, an Tequila, in regular rotation, if they wanna entice me outta Morpheus, (my recliner )
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; December 13, 2020, 03:07 PM.

      • Foehn Watts
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        Mr. Bones -I'd be up and runnin' to the street hearing those tunes.

        Daughter to me: Maaa, thought you said your knees hurt--whad'yer running for--
        Me: QUIET--my knees gonna feel better in just a few mar-I mean minutes!!!

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        LOL!!!
        That's what ahm'a talkin, Sister!!! Foehn Watts
    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 122
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • HawkerXP
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        LoL!
    • wu7y
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 178
      • Gillette Wyoming

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      • Mr. Bones
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        ROFLMAO!!!
        73
    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 122
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • Mr. Bones
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        LOL Brother, them are jus Priceless!!!!

        Thanks fer brightenin up my Sunday!

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        Regarding #2

        Grandpa left alone to watch the kids: What could possibly go wrong?
    • MBMorgan
      Club Member
      • Sep 2015
      • 6431
      • Colorado
      • > Weber Genesis EP-330
        > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
        > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
        > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
        > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
        to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
        > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
        > Thermoworks Smoke
        > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
        > Thermoworks Thermapen
        > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
        > Anova sous vide circulator
        > Searzall torch
        > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

      From a buddy of mine back in my Alaska days ... in the Spirit of 2020, I give you:

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Speakin from experience, that there is a fine example of shootin skillz!!!!
        Bravo Zulu!!!

        Thanks fer sharin, Brother!
    • SheilaAnn
      Club Member
      • May 2020
      • 412
      • Long Beach, CA

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      • Steve R.
        Steve R. commented
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        Donw, now that would in fact be the perfect country and western song!

      • painter
        painter commented
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        RIP Steve Goodman.!

      • SheilaAnn
        SheilaAnn commented
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        Same Goodman?

        https://youtu.be/JtyOq-SU0Ec

        This is my ringtone during baseball season.......
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3710
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Foehn Watts
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        Ha! We were up in the local mountains driving around Big Bear lake and were searching for a restroom--we needed to "commit" right pronto. Found an open fancy pit toilet. Grabbing our emergency roll from the car we waited behind a young woman Some guy hustled out and the woman walked in -- and out; no toilet paper. I offered her some of ours and she accepted gratefully. Good deed done and I was glad of our secret car-stash of toilet paper for the need to commit!
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; December 14, 2020, 01:33 PM.
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 956
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Reminds me of the adage, "When a man gets old he's stiff everywhere but where he wants to be."
    • Clark
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 193
      • Broken Arrow, OK.

      When I was a kid we were poor.

      One year my folks asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

      I said "some clothes and something to play with."

      They got me a pair of pants and cut out the pockets!

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      • Mr. Bones
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      • willxfmr
        willxfmr commented
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        When I was a little kid and always touching things I wasn't supposed to, my dad would tell me "keep your hands in your pockets and you'll never get in trouble." I guess if you do it right, it's not a bad way to pass the time either.

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        So I’ve heard.
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 956
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • SheilaAnn
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        Sounds like me when my CSA box is too full!
    • SheilaAnn
      Club Member
      • May 2020
      • 412
      • Long Beach, CA

      My auntie sends me these... 🤣🤣🤣

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 956
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer



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        • HawkerXP
          Club Member
          • Jul 2016
          • 6105
          • Virginia
          • 2 Weber Performers, 1 kettle, 1 Smoky Joe and a PBC
            Thermopops
            Dot and Chef Alarm with probes
            Slo n Sear
            Cold beer

          Oop
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          • Panhead John
            Panhead John commented
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            I thought, what’s so funny about that.....then I saw the Hershey’s Kiss. 😂

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