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      I hope that’s not true. Two months? No PBR? No Beam Black? That might be worse than Covid-19!

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      • Bogy
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        Maybe that's just the Russian vaccine. One of my daughters is scheduled to get the FDA approved vaccine next week and she didn't say anything about that. Then again we'll see what they tell her next week.

      • Foehn Watts
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        Maybe they want to be able to tell legitimate vaccine reactions from hangover reactions!

        Alcohol can cause reactions with so much stuff though: other cars, party-goers, relatives, spouses . . .

      • Steve R.
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        Early 2021 with no alcohol? I'll have to just hope those around me get theirs and I'll take my chances.




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      • Mr. Bones
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        I'm all fer th whole concept of Taco / Magarita trucks rovin th neighbourhood, in searcha my Hard-Earned Dollars, lemme tell ya what!!!!

        Lemme contribute, summat, to th whole scenario, if'n yall will allow...
        Panhead John Santamarina

        Insteada th Nursery Rhyme music Ice Cream trucks play, might I suggest, as a starter, that th Taco / Margarita trucks utilize La Bamba, Spanish Flea, an Tequila, in regular rotation, if they wanna entice me outta Morpheus, (my recliner )
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; December 13, 2020, 03:07 PM.

      • Foehn Watts
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        Mr. Bones -I'd be up and runnin' to the street hearing those tunes.

        Daughter to me: Maaa, thought you said your knees hurt--whad'yer running for--
        Me: QUIET--my knees gonna feel better in just a few mar-I mean minutes!!!

      • Mr. Bones
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        LOL!!!
        That's what ahm'a talkin, Sister!!! Foehn Watts

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      • HawkerXP
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        LoL!

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      • Mr. Bones
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        ROFLMAO!!!
        73

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      • Mr. Bones
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        LOL Brother, them are jus Priceless!!!!

        Thanks fer brightenin up my Sunday!

      • gcdmd
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        Regarding #2

        Grandpa left alone to watch the kids: What could possibly go wrong?

      From a buddy of mine back in my Alaska days ... in the Spirit of 2020, I give you:

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Speakin from experience, that there is a fine example of shootin skillz!!!!
        Bravo Zulu!!!

        Thanks fer sharin, Brother!

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      • Steve R.
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        Donw, now that would in fact be the perfect country and western song!

      • painter
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        RIP Steve Goodman.!

      • SheilaAnn
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        Same Goodman?

        https://youtu.be/JtyOq-SU0Ec

        This is my ringtone during baseball season.......

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      • Foehn Watts
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        Ha! We were up in the local mountains driving around Big Bear lake and were searching for a restroom--we needed to "commit" right pronto. Found an open fancy pit toilet. Grabbing our emergency roll from the car we waited behind a young woman Some guy hustled out and the woman walked in -- and out; no toilet paper. I offered her some of ours and she accepted gratefully. Good deed done and I was glad of our secret car-stash of toilet paper for the need to commit!
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; December 14, 2020, 01:33 PM.

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Reminds me of the adage, "When a man gets old he's stiff everywhere but where he wants to be."

      When I was a kid we were poor.

      One year my folks asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

      I said "some clothes and something to play with."

      They got me a pair of pants and cut out the pockets!

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      • willxfmr
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        When I was a little kid and always touching things I wasn't supposed to, my dad would tell me "keep your hands in your pockets and you'll never get in trouble." I guess if you do it right, it's not a bad way to pass the time either.

      • Panhead John
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        So I’ve heard.

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      • SheilaAnn
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        Sounds like me when my CSA box is too full!

      My auntie sends me these... 🤣🤣🤣

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          • Panhead John
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            I thought, what’s so funny about that.....then I saw the Hershey’s Kiss. 😂

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