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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 638
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    • tbob4
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      1 in 1000 people drop dead from McNuggets....when injected... haven’t you noticed the drive through lines have slowed down since their introduction?
      Last edited by tbob4; December 8, 2020, 07:38 PM.

    • lemayp
      lemayp commented
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      Wait, I can get nuggets injected? Where's that option on the menu?

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      Then there's the McRib! One of my guilty pleasures. Who knows what's in them. Nothing resembling the ribs I smoke, but I still will have a couple when they are available. Like the post below.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 953
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Mosca
      Mosca commented
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      Damn right.
  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3453
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

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    • Manatee Max
      Club Member
      • Dec 2020
      • 22
      • Port Salerno, Florida

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      • willxfmr
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        Yes, yes I would.
    • randy56
      Club Member
      • Aug 2017
      • 487
      • Newburgh In

      I was so upset to learn that a good friend of mine recently lost his job. Years of struggle at medical school, worked two jobs, finally became a Doctor. In a moment of weakness one day he couldn't control himself and had a sexual interlude with a patient. When it was found out he was fired on the spot.

      Do you know how hard it is to find a good Veterinarian these days??

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      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        This one should take some of the heat off old Panhead.
        Last edited by Panhead John; December 10, 2020, 06:32 PM.

      • HawkerXP
        HawkerXP commented
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        Baaaaaaaad
    • randy56
      Club Member
      • Aug 2017
      • 487
      • Newburgh In

      Snow White only has 6 dwarfs now as Sneezy is in quarantine...

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 638
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          And that IS the Truth!

        • Steve R.
          Steve R. commented
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          That green slice is WAY too thick, though.
      • wu7y
        Club Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 178
        • Gillette Wyoming

        And the Covid woes continue:

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        • Wedunne
          Wedunne commented
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          (2 hours later...)
          "I got my mask now (pant, pant)"
          "Sorry, we're closed"
      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 2525
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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        • Foehn Watts
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          JimLinebarger I seem to remember opaque tape, white. . . but it was such a long time ago . . .

        • Thunder77
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          I guess I am staying at home for the next 2 years! 😜

        • Fire Chicken
          Fire Chicken commented
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          Been there, done that! Still have a box of cassettes in the closet.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Uhhh . . .

        How do you steal a coat? You Jacket!

        I dreamed I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted.

        My daughter asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said, well dam!

        What starts with a V and helps a woman get whatever she wants? Her VOICE!

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 242
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs:

          "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

          "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."

          His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf." to which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; December 11, 2020, 07:35 PM.

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          • frigate
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            • Aug 2019
            • 121
            • East Quogue, NY

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            • Foehn Watts
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              The one on top: this friend wants to know as well . . .

              Bottom left: ask a little kid and they will tell you EXACTLY what is going on. . .

              Bottom right: Yes. And Yes. and Yes again. Especially at Walmart.
          • Clark
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 192
            • Broken Arrow, OK.

            A guy goes into a restaurant and is greeted by his waitress. He asks "do you have frog legs?" Waitress replies "no, I had rickets when I was a kid."

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            • Panhead John
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              😂😂😂
          • Thunder77
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 2866
            • Halethorpe, MD
            • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

            Did you hear about the young musician who lost his cello?
            His parents are about to resort to violins...

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            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 3708
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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              • ofelles
                ofelles commented
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                Okay damn it, where did you hide the camera? And how much do you want for the other videos?

              • Fire Chicken
                Fire Chicken commented
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                That one took a second, even though I took astronomy in college. Good one.

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