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    • tbob4
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      1 in 1000 people drop dead from McNuggets....when injected... haven’t you noticed the drive through lines have slowed down since their introduction?
      Last edited by tbob4; December 8, 2020, 07:38 PM.

    • lemayp
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      Wait, I can get nuggets injected? Where's that option on the menu?

    • Bogy
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      Then there's the McRib! One of my guilty pleasures. Who knows what's in them. Nothing resembling the ribs I smoke, but I still will have a couple when they are available. Like the post below.

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    • Mosca
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      Damn right.

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      • willxfmr
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        Yes, yes I would.

      I was so upset to learn that a good friend of mine recently lost his job. Years of struggle at medical school, worked two jobs, finally became a Doctor. In a moment of weakness one day he couldn't control himself and had a sexual interlude with a patient. When it was found out he was fired on the spot.

      Do you know how hard it is to find a good Veterinarian these days??

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      • Panhead John
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        This one should take some of the heat off old Panhead.
        Last edited by Panhead John; December 10, 2020, 06:32 PM.

      • HawkerXP
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        Baaaaaaaad

      Snow White only has 6 dwarfs now as Sneezy is in quarantine...

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        • Foehn Watts
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          And that IS the Truth!

        • Steve R.
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          That green slice is WAY too thick, though.

        And the Covid woes continue:

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        • Wedunne
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          (2 hours later...)
          "I got my mask now (pant, pant)"
          "Sorry, we're closed"

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        • Foehn Watts
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          JimLinebarger I seem to remember opaque tape, white. . . but it was such a long time ago . . .

        • Thunder77
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          I guess I am staying at home for the next 2 years! 😜

        • Fire Chicken
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          Been there, done that! Still have a box of cassettes in the closet.

        Uhhh . . .

        How do you steal a coat? You Jacket!

        I dreamed I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted.

        My daughter asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said, well dam!

        What starts with a V and helps a woman get whatever she wants? Her VOICE!

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          Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs:

          "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

          "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."

          His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf." to which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; December 11, 2020, 07:35 PM.

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            • Foehn Watts
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              The one on top: this friend wants to know as well . . .

              Bottom left: ask a little kid and they will tell you EXACTLY what is going on. . .

              Bottom right: Yes. And Yes. and Yes again. Especially at Walmart.

            A guy goes into a restaurant and is greeted by his waitress. He asks "do you have frog legs?" Waitress replies "no, I had rickets when I was a kid."

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            • Panhead John
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              😂😂😂

            Did you hear about the young musician who lost his cello?
            His parents are about to resort to violins...

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              • ofelles
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                Okay damn it, where did you hide the camera? And how much do you want for the other videos?

              • Fire Chicken
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                That one took a second, even though I took astronomy in college. Good one.

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