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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 953
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Mark V
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      And, why does all other meat taste like you, was it you or the egg first?
  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2432
    • Brentwood CA
    • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
      Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
      LSG Insulated Cabinet
      Jumbo Joe
      VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
      FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
      Thermoworks Signal
      Thermoworks Dot
      Thermopen Mk4

    Men who lack Female supervision!!
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    • randy56
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      The sceond one must be Panhead

    • Panhead John
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      randy56 If you think about it, pretty much any of those could be me.

    • gcdmd
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      Bogy
      When I was on a Habitat for Humanity build in Belfast a number of years ago the guy who plastered the ceilings mixed his plaster with an immersion blender that was about three feet long.
  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3453
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    The guy in the hot tub reminded me of a story. I met this guy at a shooting range, he worked for the WADNR (Department of Natural Resources) and he told me of a visit he made to a ranch to issue a burn permit. The rancher invited him into the house and sitting on the kitchen table is a rifle and scope mounted on a tripod aimed towards the window. The rancher explained, "It's pointed at that gut pile out there so I can shoot the coyotes when I get up in the morning. Startles the hell out of my wife who is still in bed!"

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2432
      • Brentwood CA
      • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
        Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
        LSG Insulated Cabinet
        Jumbo Joe
        VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
        FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
        Thermoworks Signal
        Thermoworks Dot
        Thermopen Mk4

      One for Bogy

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      • Thunder77
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        Oooooh! Don’t let your wife see that one! 🤣
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 953
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      tbob4 ’s FAMILY JUST FOUND OUT HE’LL BE COOKING CHRISTMAS DINNER AGAIN THIS YEAR. Click image for larger version

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      • tbob4
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        Hahahahahahahaha. Close. That’s them listening one of my stories for the 12th time.
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      And now for an English flavoured joke:

      A jockey was riding the favourite at a race meeting, and was well ahead of the field.

      His horse rounded the final corner, when suddenly the jockey was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.

      He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.

      With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

      He immediately went to the race stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered...

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      • tbob4
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        That is really bad!!!!! Hahahahaha

      • Thunder77
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        Groooooan! 😜

      • surfdog
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        Oh geez I laughed WAY too hard at that one. LOL
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


      Scottish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve: “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing"...

      "Forty-five years of misery is enough”, he continued.

      "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

      “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

      Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

      She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

      The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

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      • Bogy
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        Won't work! My kids all know this story.
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


      How do you wish Beethoven aMerry Christmas?

      Fur-Elise Navidad!

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?

        A: The ghost of Christmas passed.

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 242
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          What is Santa’s favorite pizza?

          One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

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          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 242
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?

            They had a weigh in a manger.

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            • Thunder77
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              You are on a roll! 🤣
          • BourBonQ
            Club Member
            • Oct 2017
            • 844
            • Lowcountry of South Carolina
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Blaze 32" Gasser with Sear Station and Rotisserie
              Jenn-Air 6 Burner w/ Dual Oven and Stainless Flat Top
              Camp Chef Explorer 60EX with Grill Box and Griddle
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Maverick ET-733 2-Probe Wireless Thermometer
              Thermopro TP20 2-Probe Wireless Thermometer
              Anova 900W Sous Vide Immersion Circulator
              Selection of Grandma's Antique Cast Iron Cookware
              Bayou Classic Stainless Steel Oyster/Turkey Cooker
              Weber Standard Size Chimney Starter
              Foodsaver Vac Sealer

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            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 3708
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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              • Mosca
                Charter Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 3708
                • PA
                • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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                • tbob4
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                  I sent this to the family. Not only is it funny, but we all laugh when my wife responds “I don’t get it”. We get to all laugh a second time!
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 242
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


                This Christmas my parents are coming to stay with me. When you're young, you go back to your mom and dad's for Christmas, but when you get to a certain age they come and stay with you. Which is nice. Proves that life moves on and you are looking after them, as they looked after you.

                We were sitting there last Christmas Eve - ten in the evening -- watching a film. I turned to m and dad and said: "Bed! "
                My mom replied: "But the film's only just started!"

                Me: "I don't care. Go to bed. And don't think you're sleeping in the same room, either. You might get away with that kind of thing under your roof - but I'll think you'll find I pay the bills round here. And get a job, dad - and stop treating this place like a hotel."

                I love Christmas.



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                • tbob4
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                  Love it. Gotta be married to stay in the same room at my house. Just like mom and dad’s. My son and his wife stayed here last visit. My daughter and her boyfriend got a hotel. That decision cost him a lot of bonding time with me. He also got only the ends of the tri-tip.

                • Thunder77
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                  🤣🤣🤣🤣

                • gcdmd
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                  Revenge is a dish best served cold.
                  ---Edgar Allan Poe

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