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    • Mark V
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      And, why does all other meat taste like you, was it you or the egg first?

    Men who lack Female supervision!!
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    • randy56
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      The sceond one must be Panhead

    • Panhead John
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      randy56 If you think about it, pretty much any of those could be me.

    • gcdmd
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      Bogy
      When I was on a Habitat for Humanity build in Belfast a number of years ago the guy who plastered the ceilings mixed his plaster with an immersion blender that was about three feet long.

    The guy in the hot tub reminded me of a story. I met this guy at a shooting range, he worked for the WADNR (Department of Natural Resources) and he told me of a visit he made to a ranch to issue a burn permit. The rancher invited him into the house and sitting on the kitchen table is a rifle and scope mounted on a tripod aimed towards the window. The rancher explained, "It's pointed at that gut pile out there so I can shoot the coyotes when I get up in the morning. Startles the hell out of my wife who is still in bed!"

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      One for Bogy

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      • Thunder77
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        Oooooh! Don’t let your wife see that one! 🤣

      tbob4 ’s FAMILY JUST FOUND OUT HE’LL BE COOKING CHRISTMAS DINNER AGAIN THIS YEAR. Click image for larger version

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      • tbob4
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        Hahahahahahahaha. Close. That’s them listening one of my stories for the 12th time.

      And now for an English flavoured joke:

      A jockey was riding the favourite at a race meeting, and was well ahead of the field.

      His horse rounded the final corner, when suddenly the jockey was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.

      He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.

      With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

      He immediately went to the race stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered...

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      • tbob4
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        That is really bad!!!!! Hahahahaha

      • Thunder77
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        Groooooan! 😜

      • surfdog
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        Oh geez I laughed WAY too hard at that one. LOL


      Scottish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve: “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing"...

      "Forty-five years of misery is enough”, he continued.

      "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

      “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

      Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

      She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

      The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

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      • Bogy
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        Won't work! My kids all know this story.


      How do you wish Beethoven aMerry Christmas?

      Fur-Elise Navidad!

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        Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?

        A: The ghost of Christmas passed.

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          What is Santa’s favorite pizza?

          One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.

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            How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?

            They had a weigh in a manger.

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            • Thunder77
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              You are on a roll! 🤣

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                • tbob4
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                  I sent this to the family. Not only is it funny, but we all laugh when my wife responds “I don’t get it”. We get to all laugh a second time!


                This Christmas my parents are coming to stay with me. When you're young, you go back to your mom and dad's for Christmas, but when you get to a certain age they come and stay with you. Which is nice. Proves that life moves on and you are looking after them, as they looked after you.

                We were sitting there last Christmas Eve - ten in the evening -- watching a film. I turned to m and dad and said: "Bed! "
                My mom replied: "But the film's only just started!"

                Me: "I don't care. Go to bed. And don't think you're sleeping in the same room, either. You might get away with that kind of thing under your roof - but I'll think you'll find I pay the bills round here. And get a job, dad - and stop treating this place like a hotel."

                I love Christmas.



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                • tbob4
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                  Love it. Gotta be married to stay in the same room at my house. Just like mom and dad’s. My son and his wife stayed here last visit. My daughter and her boyfriend got a hotel. That decision cost him a lot of bonding time with me. He also got only the ends of the tri-tip.

                • Thunder77
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                  🤣🤣🤣🤣

                • gcdmd
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                  Revenge is a dish best served cold.
                  ---Edgar Allan Poe

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