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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 243
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Since the Christmas Season is upon us:

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    Thank you to Scott Hilburn and Argyle Sweater!

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    • wu7y
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 178
      • Gillette Wyoming

      It's that time year, Folks -

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      • surfdog
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        I’m so glad it’s easy enough to wipe off my iPad. LOL
    • wu7y
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      • Oct 2017
      • 178
      • Gillette Wyoming

      For anyone considering surgery you will want to get to know your surgical team ahead of time:

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      • wu7y
        Club Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 178
        • Gillette Wyoming

        With Covid on the rise again:

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        • SmokingPat
          Club Member
          • Sep 2019
          • 110
          • Coastal southern California

          My family has no special customs for Thanksgiving. However, a sibling says they play 'Alice's Restaurant' every year.

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Oh, yeah...

            Ya gotsta do dat, at a minimum..

            Actually, I'd play th Alice's Restaurant Masscre, Parts One, Two, an Three, with Full Orchestration, an Five-Part Harmony, if I was to choose lol!

            (Not that I've ever heared dat, lol!)
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; December 5, 2020, 04:34 PM.

          • Foehn Watts
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            Mr. Bones --the massacre with the cops with the 8x10 glossies with circles and arrows. . . ?

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Yeah, Sister; at'd be th Very Same Ones I was referencin, previous, like ^"p...

            Leave us not fergit th paragraph on th back of each one, to be used as evidence against us, My Good Woman... Loved yer input / comment, btw, Dear Lady

            Blessed Be, My Dear Friend!
        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 193
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          Best headlines of 2020:

          Crack found on Governor's daughter

          Something went wrong in plane crash, expert says

          Iraqi head seeks arms

          Prostitutes appeal to Pope

          Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

          Cold wave linked to temperatures

          Hospital is sued by 7 foot doctors

          Local high school dropouts cut in half

          Red tape holds up new bridge

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          • Mr. Bones
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            This might help to demystify summa da commotion, If I might be of some Service...

            Stupid People are not, by far, a rare Commodity...

            I interact with hunnerts, even thousands per each week, many of whom have BAs MAs Doctorates, an cannot grasp how to tie their [email protected]#$%^ shoes.
            Jus sayin.

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            Mr. Bones I'm sure glad I have an MDiv and not an MA! It helps that I wear cowboy boots!

          • surfdog
            surfdog commented
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            Bogy In the US, the NY Post has some great puns as headlines. The UK also has a fair amount...the more tabloid, the “punnier.”

            On that note...want to hear a joke about paper?
            Nevermind, it’s tearable.
        • Panhead John
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          • Aug 2020
          • 956
          • Houston, Texas
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          • Mr. Bones
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            Definitely Can Relate; I actually brake fer animals...

            Hu-Mons? They'sa bout Shite tf Outta Luck, even when I'm havin a 'Good Day'!!!, which don't happen too frequent, here, lately!!!

            It's not like Hu-Mons are Endangered, or anything, so don't go on all kinda jedgin me...!!!!
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; December 5, 2020, 10:39 PM. Reason: apostrophe
        • Panhead John
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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Panhead John The story of how eucalyptus came to California:

            https://www.independent.com/2011/01/...me-california/

          • Mr. Bones
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            Panhead John I was born while John Glenn was makin th first (US) manned orbits of this planet, after a Glare Ice-covered, White Knuckled ride in a 56' Crown Victoria Po-Leece Innerceptor ride to St. Mary's Hospital, alla th Hail Way over to Kay Cee, Emm Ohh...th Doc was drunk, an didn't wanna come in, so hospital staff held my Mama's knees together to prevent my bein born, prematurely.
            How's that fer an arrival, Brother??? Best I gots...True dat, I Suwannee
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; December 6, 2020, 02:16 PM.

          • Mr. Bones
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            Fergot to add in, when my folks reached th parkin lot, there to St, Mary's, an alla dat Happy Shite, after drivin like a buck twenty alla th way, on glare ice, th front left tire went KABOOM!!!!!
            I still likes to make me an appearance lol
        • Bogy
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          • Mar 2016
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          BTW, @Panhead John's comment about eating koala and penguin made me think of this Ole story. I think it's already in this thread somewhere, but he reminded me of it, so it's his fault.

          Ole’s out duck hunting, when a loon flies over. Ole shoots, Bang, Bang, Bang, and the loon keeps on flying. A few minutes later a game warden comes out of the brush, and says to Ole, “Do you have a hunting license?”
          “Ya, sure I do!” says Ole.
          “Is there a duck stamp attached to that license?” asks the game warden.
          “Ya, dere is!” says Ole.
          “Well, let me remind you that we are in the great state of Minnesota, and the loon is the official bird of the great state of Minnesota, and had you shot that loon just now you would be in a lot of trouble. I would have not only given you a very expensive ticket, I would have confiscated your gun and your pickup truck, and you might also have been looking at some jail time. You just remember that the next time a loon flies over you,” the game warden says.
          “Yes sir, I vill remember dat!” says Ole.
          The game warden leaves, but comes back just a few minutes later. He says to Ole, “Look, I have a question to ask you, and you can answer without any fear of penalty, because I will not have witnessed anything, or have any evidence, but I’ve been a citizen of Minnesota for over 40 years, and I’ve been a game warden for over 20 years, and in all that time I have never shot a loon, so I gotta ask you, have you ever shot a loon?”
          “Ya,” says Ole, “I have shot a loon.”
          “Did you eat that loon?” the warden asks.
          “Ya,” says Ole, “I have eaten a loon.”
          “Well, what does a loon taste like?” asks the warden.
          “Vell, a loon is kinda tough and gamey. I tink the best I can describe it is dat it’s kind uv a cross between a whooping crane and a bald eagle.”

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          • wu7y
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            Good one! We have the same story out this way. The taste is between a spotted owl and a game warden.

          • Mr. Bones
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            Speakin from experience, kinda sorta glad dere ain't too much of dat dere 'Loon Shootin Season' typa thang available, nowadays! Whew!!!

            Much Love to Sven, an Ole, I always hadda thing fer Lena,; she can roll out some damfine Hotdish! Woman like dat dere, she can stick to yer ribs, after a spell or two
            Last edited by Mr. Bones; December 5, 2020, 10:58 PM.

          • gcdmd
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            There's a variation on about how Ole and friends' wives cook duck. It seems Lena cooks it so that it tastes like loon.
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3710
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

          As an aside, this movie is a marvel. Even though we know every move, every beat, every cross and double cross, it is still just as exciting as it was the first time.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Every year we watch a Die Hard movie for Halloween. And the first is really the best--that's not to knock any of the others though.

          • fzxdoc
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            I love that movie!

            K.
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3710
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

          Mighta posted it already. Hell, I might have found it here, I dunno.

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          • Panhead John
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            Yeah, you posted this a while back. Still funny as hell! Thanks for reminding us. 😂
        • MTurney
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          • Feb 2020
          • 261
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
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            All that working out has paid off for me. I just got my first modeling commercial and I’m really excited. It just started airing today.
            One of the perks of being a super model is I got to keep that outfit. I liked it so much, I wear it pretty much wherever I go.
            Last edited by Panhead John; December 7, 2020, 09:41 AM.

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            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              I thought fishermen told.tall tales!

            • Panhead John
              Panhead John commented
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              And preachers.

            • Clark
              Clark commented
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              I bet your commercial was a "short subject."
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 243
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


            Three men hear of a wish-granting boulder.

            This boulder is rumored to be located at the top of a steep cliff, so the men set out on a rather grueling hike in order to find it. Upon arrival at the very top, they find a natural monolith of sorts, and are greeted by a booming voice.

            "Greetings, travelers!" the voice says. "I am the Rock of Wonders! For your efforts in ascending to this height, I shall transform you into anything you desire! Simply throw yourself from the cliff and call out what you wish to be!"

            The first of the men – easily the dumbest of the three – shows absolutely no hesitance as he rushes forward, flings himself out into the open air, and shouts "A dragon!"

            There is a flash of light, and a giant, winged serpent comes flying back up. "It works!" he says. "Come on, try it!"

            The second of the men thinks for a moment, then rushes forward. Upon leaping from the cliff's edge, he yells "A billionaire!" There is another flash of light, and the man's landing is cushioned by an enormous pile of cash.

            Several hours pass as the third man contemplates his situation. The sun starts to set as he makes lists of animals and abstract concepts, weighing the pros and cons of each. He considers how his life might change, and what his future might hold. Eventually, he takes to pacing along the cliff's edge, trying to imagine what he'll say when he finally jumps... but in the dim light, he misjudges a step, and slips.

            "Oh, *sh*t!*"

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            • RonB
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              • Apr 2016
              • 13313
              • Near Richmond VA
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              Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed?



              No, who was it?

              Reese…

              Reese Witherspoon?

              No, with a knife.

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