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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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  • jharner
    Club Member
    • Jan 2016
    • 1298
    • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
    • Cookers

      Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill
      Weber 22.5 Kettle
      Brickman Box Smoker

      Accessories

      Slow N Sear
      Tube Smoker
      Turkey Cannon
      Rib racks
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      Thermometer's

      Maverick ET 735
      Tru Temp 3619n
      Thermapen mk4
      Thermapop

      Favorite Drink

      Free beer
      Coors Light
      Windsor ( Canadian blended whiskey )

    Mosca's joke reminds me of a Bubba and Boudreaux joke. Bubba and Boudreaux were sugarcane farmers in south Louisiana. Times were tough and they heard that there was big money to be made in New York City, so off they went. They get to New York go into the first employment agency they see. Boudreaux goes in and explains his history and comes out with out a job. Bubba goes in and does the same but comes out excited and says I start Monday. Boudreaux is confused - how did Bubba get a job and I didn't. The office manager explained - Bubba is a Pilot . Boudreaux yells " But he cain't pile it till I cut it"

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    • JCGrill
      JCGrill commented
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      Bogy Sven got the job because he's a diesel fitter.

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      JCGrill ya sure, ya got that right, dontcha know!

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Vell, dere ya go, Bless yer Hearts...
      Have some HotDish, You'uns????

      Dere's Jello Salad, Too...
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 29, 2020, 11:03 PM.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1288
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    ,.,
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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1288
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      Be sure to check your background before taking pictures.
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      • MTurney
        Former Member
        • Feb 2020
        • 262
        • Grapevine, TX

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        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          Purty dang danged funny, sez I! LOL
      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3821
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Was watching a food show by Pati Jinich. She's Mexican, a great cook, fun to watch and can be pretty funny to watch; also she definitely has an accent. She had a show where she needed to use Worcestershire sauce. She tried a couple of time to say "Worcestershire" and ended up calling it W sauce.
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; November 30, 2020, 02:30 PM.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Foehn Watts Pati is Big Fun, an a Great Cook, IMCE; I watch her show plenty, Sister!
          PBS
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 29, 2020, 09:46 PM.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13637
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        A text to a neighbour:


        Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently. I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you. Richard

        Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

        SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:

        Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

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        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3821
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Too bad, Panhead John
            I thought they was funny.
            Then again, my sense of humour has been questioned...

          • painter
            painter commented
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            Mosca As someone in the visual arts, I really appreciate this one.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Panhead John --dang, I missed the pics!
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1288
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          Merry Christmas to all from me and my family!
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          • RichieB
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            Nice looking crew. But where are the chickens, pigs and might I say the beef?
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13637
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Right witcha, Brother!
            Cheers!
            Been workin on th medically induced coma since 17MAR20...

          • JCBBQ
            JCBBQ commented
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            Mr. Bones - you and me both brutha 😬😬

          • jharner
            jharner commented
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            Glad you clarified that. That's a long time to go without a drink!!!
        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3492
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          I've probably posted this one before, but putting it here now just special for THE Humble Texan

          A man walks into a curio shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. He sees a small stature of a brass rat. "How much for this?" he asks the shopkeeper. "Ah, that very special one. It's $25 for the statue, $100 for the story behind it." The man puts $25 on the counter and says, "Thanks, but you can keep the story." He leaves and as he walks up Powell Ave rats start coming out of everywhere and following him. By the time he gets to Columbus Ave there are hundreds and they are pressing in on him. He runs to Fisherman's Wharf and when he gets to the end of a pier he throws the statue as far as he can into the bay, pulls himself up a light pole, and watches thousands of rats plunge into the water and drown. Shaken, he climbs down and goes back to the curio shop. "Ahhhh," says the storekeeper, "you are back for the story!" The man replies, "No, I just wonder if you have a brass statue of a lawyer."

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          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 340
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            I thinks I hear the ring of truth here!
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            Thank you to Thaves and his FranK and Ernest!

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            • Mr. Bones
              Charter Member
              • Sep 2016
              • 10153
              • Kansas Territory
              • Grills / Smokers
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                Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
                Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
                Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
                Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
                Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
                Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
                Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
                Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
                Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
                Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
                Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

                Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
                Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
                Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

                Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
                Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
                Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
                Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
                Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
                Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
                (Lime Green)
                Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
                Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



                Thermometers:
                *********************************************
                Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
                Maverick ET-732, (Black)
                Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
                ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
                Blue ThermaPen Mk4
                Orange Thermapen Mk4
                Pink Thermapen Mk4
                ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
                ThermoWorks Smoke
                ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
                4 Pro Series cable extensions
                Smoke Gateway

                Accessories:
                *********************************************
                2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
                BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
                Warming shelf
                MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
                Backyard Grill marinade injector
                Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
                Bear Paws
                Meat Rakes
                BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



                Cookware:
                Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
                G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
                '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
                60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
                50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
                Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
                Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

                Cutlery, etc.:
                Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
                Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
                Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
                Multiple steels, from all over the planet
                Crock sticks
                Diamond stones, various
                Lansky Sharpening System

                Tableware
                Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
                Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
                Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

              Way this year is a goin, I probly might need to tune up my banjo, fer the Holiday festivities...

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              • Foehn Watts
                Foehn Watts commented
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                wu7y --it is possible to tune bagpipes. You need to have the pipers close together. Makes it easier to pick one off and the other knows to be reeeel good in tune with whatever. Yah, I used to play bagpipes in high school; got the bug in the school and eventually the band had a pipe band; good 'cuz we were called the Highlanders.

                Mr. Bones -- I love them pipes too!

                Mr. Polarbear777 --used to practice in my back yard. Years later was told I could be heard at least a half mile away!

              • THE Humble Texan
                THE Humble Texan commented
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                The way this year is going why bother to tune. It would fit right in.

              • Fire Chicken
                Fire Chicken commented
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                I think y'all need to get them bagpipes out!
                Shoot Lil video, maybe some AC/DC LOL
            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 3821
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

              Originally posted by Mr. Bones View Post
              Way this year is a goin, I probly might need to tune up my banjo, fer the Holiday festivities...
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              • HawkerXP
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                Tear one off for me.
            • MTurney
              Former Member
              • Feb 2020
              • 262
              • Grapevine, TX

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Reminds me of my real life plight.
                Me: I'm getting a beer, you want one?
                Mrs. CN: No, I'll just have a sip of yours.
                (She drinks half my beer.)

                Finally I learned:
                Me: I'm getting a beer, you want one?
                Mrs CN: No, I'll just have a sip of yours.
                Bartender: What'll it be?
                Me: Two beers please.

              • Fire Chicken
                Fire Chicken commented
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                That hits home! LOL
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1288
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for March 18-20, 2022. More details and re-booking info coming soon! For now click here for more info.
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