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  • wu7y
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    • Oct 2017
    • 178
    • Gillette Wyoming

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    • surfdog
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      I actually used a similar one to that before...and my wife at the time looked at me dumbfounded and said, “What the heck are you talking about?” And then it hit her. LOL
  • Clark
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    • Mar 2020
    • 193
    • Broken Arrow, OK.

    I saw a poor old lady fall down after tripping on a step. At least I presume she was poor...she only had $1.15 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

    My wife has been missing for a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst so I went to the thrift shop to get her clothes back.

    Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed fine until he stuck his index finger up my rear! Do you think I should change dentists?

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Third one reminds me:

      I went to the river to drown my sorrows, but my wife kept floating back.

      Marriage is like taking a bath, it's not so hot once you get used to it.

    • Panhead John
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      Clark ComfortablyNumb Hilarious! 👍

    • wu7y
      wu7y commented
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      I don't know. I guess it depends on where your teeth are. Did you misplace your dentures?
  • ComfortablyNumb
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    • May 2017
    • 3457
    • Northeast Washington
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    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 638
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

      Clark's post made me think of this. Not sure if it really is originally from Red Skelton, but it certainly sounds like him. Loved him and regularly watched his show.

      ​​​​​​​RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
      1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
      2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
      3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
      4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
      5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
      6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
      7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
      8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
      9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
      10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
      11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
      12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
      13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
      I said, "Dust!".
      Can't you just hear him say all of these?
      I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless" with a big smile on his face.

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Still LOVES me some Red Skelton, Brother!

        Jackie Gleason / Art Carney, too!

        Lucille Ball, anybody?

        Some th Funniest I ever seen come down th pike!

        I'm sure I've posted some Red vidya(s) afore, over yonder to th Jokes Channel.)

        Wishin a Safe an Happy Thanksgivin to alla yall there, Family, Friends, an Flock!

        Blessed Be, Yall!

        Bogy
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 26, 2020, 06:52 AM. Reason: Reason: Wasn't quite windy enough... (Elaboration On a Theme sounds nicer, though lol!) :-)
    • Panhead John
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      • Aug 2020
      • 956
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
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        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      Along those lines.......
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      • Mr. Bones
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        Marriage-Free since 1985!

        Th Ol Timers always tol me as a youngun: Bones, now dontcha never find yerself to go bein fool enough to go gittin hit by th same train, twicet-like!

        May Th Good Lord rest their souls, fer all that they taught me; I am in Eternal Debt, an passin it along... hopefully it will help many, if they cain figger summat out, without their smartphones...

        Requiescat in pace
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 26, 2020, 03:27 AM.
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3710
      • PA
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      • Mr. Bones
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        when ya have PTSD, they's All Memory Foam Mattresses...
    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 638
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2442
        • Brentwood CA
        • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
          Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
          LSG Insulated Cabinet
          Jumbo Joe
          VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
          FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
          Thermoworks Signal
          Thermoworks Dot
          Thermopen Mk4




        And here is a picture of Bogy at work

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        • Bogy
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          ofelles you might or not be surprised to learn that how to do christenings/baptisms is a discussion topic when clergy get together these days. Squirt guns have been considered.

        • JCGrill
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          Who knew Facebook brined humor? Will they smoke it next?
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3457
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
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        • Panhead John
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          • Aug 2020
          • 956
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          https://www.theonion.com/cdc-shuts-d...imu-1845719500

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13313
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            The first one may have been posted before - I can't remember.
            Second one brings up bad memories. Lookin' at it again, I remember mercurochrome being the "good one" and merthiolate being the one that burns. Anyone else able to confirm the photo or my memory??

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Bogy Brother, jus be thankful it ain't in th front, where yer Beloved Cowboy Hat irritates it alla th time!

              I have, over a period of nigh onto 60 years, found th gills to be a right Godsend, though lol!
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 29, 2020, 07:53 PM.

            • jharner
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              Best known as monkey blood

            • Clark
              Clark commented
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              I'm so old that I remember when that was the latest "wonder drug".
          • Mosca
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            • Oct 2014
            • 3710
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Could be true, haveta try such, but me???

              Ah'ma need me a MUCH BIGGER filter lol!!!!!
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 25, 2020, 08:31 PM.

            • jharner
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              To bad that filter fits a FORD
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3710
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            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Mosca
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              • Oct 2014
              • 3710
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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              • HawkerXP
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                Love it! I've got three of them!
            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 13313
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              Hey Panhead John Here's some advice for you:

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              • Panhead John
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                Now you tell me! I’ve got 36 of em!

              • Mr. Bones
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                Panhead John

                Ha! LOL!!!

                Whatta Rube, I only bought 9, Brother!

                Happy Turkey Day, wait a few years til I git back Down Home, Good Lord willin, an th crick don't rise...

                If all systems still Check "GO", at that point, reckon ya'll be seein me, down yer way, now an again...

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