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  • tenphases
    Club Member
    • Nov 2016
    • 380
    • Jersey City NJ
    • Fast Eddy's Cook Shack PG 1000
      Humphrey's Pint with Fireboard + Pit Viper
      Hasty-Bake 256 Gourmet Dual Finish
      Camp Chef DLX pellet pooper/sear burner/jerky rack
      Broil King Keg Kamado
      Charbroil Kamander
      Original Pit Barrel Cooker
      Barrel House Cooker
      Akorn Kamado with cart
      WSM 22 with Flame Boss
      WSM 18.5 with Flame Boss
      Weber Kettle Performer (with Slow n Sear/Drip n Griddle)
      Weber Jumbo Joe
      Weber Smokey Joe
      Weber Q gasser with stand
      Blackstone Griddle 22 with stand and lid
      Blackstone Griddle 36
      Akorn Kamado jr

    Love this one
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    • ALapeno
      Club Member
      • Sep 2020
      • 20
      • Gilbert, AZ

      How does an Alchemist get his woman in the mood? Elixir!

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1756
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2873
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

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          • frigate
            Club Member
            • Aug 2019
            • 143
            • East Quogue, NY

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            • MTurney
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              • Feb 2020
              • 262
              • Grapevine, TX

              Relatable
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              • Mosca
                Charter Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 3949
                • PA
                • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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                • Foehn Watts
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                  That is soooo stupid.

                  LOL as I type.

                • Mosca
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                  I was not going to share it, but every time I saw it I just thought exactly what you said. It's so stupid, and every time I see it I laugh!
              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 3682
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                Coming soon to a back alley near you:

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                • gcdmd
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                  If you ever travel in Third World countries you have to carry your own TP. Every now and then you will find some local entrepreneur selling it outside the rest rooms...

                  I'll leave it to the punsters on this thread to finish this comment for me.

                • Foehn Watts
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                  Brings a new meaning to "Present your papers."
              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1756
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

                On that subject.......
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                • ComfortablyNumb
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                  I now understand why non-stick coatings are sold out at the stores....

                • ofelles
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                  πŸ€”just shaking my head!
              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1756
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

                ,.,
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                • JCGrill
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                  So true.

                • wu7y
                  wu7y commented
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                  You are a cat person PJ! I knew there was something I liked about you.
              • Foehn Watts
                Club Member
                • Apr 2019
                • 416
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

                So I couldn't sleep last night, and in an effort to wind my brain down, I ended up looking up obscure European military facts.

                Did you know there was once a unit in the Scottish armed forces that's only job was to watch over furniture?


                Yep, they were called the Scotch Guard.

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                • HawkerXP
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                  I'll use this tonight!
              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 14070
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

                You know the problem with Thanksgiving is always too much damn food.


                Especially the next day, with all the leftovers and sandwiches.

                I dislike it since I am trying to quit cold turkey.

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                • Foehn Watts
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2019
                  • 416
                  • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


                  One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...

                  He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.

                  After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

                  In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"

                  She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."

                  "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."

                  "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. " I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from an Eucalyptus tree."

                  "But, where did you get the tools?"

                  "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. " On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."

                  The guy is stunned.

                  "Let's row over to my place," she says "and I'll give you a tour." So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat.

                  Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house.

                  While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck.

                  As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Please sit down."
                  "Would you like a drink?"

                  "No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."

                  "Oh, it's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?"

                  Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces,

                  " I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs.

                  No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

                  "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?"

                  When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.

                  "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around? She stares into his eyes.

                  He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

                  --"You've built a Golf Course too?"

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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 416
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


                    A dog runs up to its master carrying an unusual stick.

                    Master: "Hey boy, what do you got there?"

                    Dog: "Bark"

                    Master: "Bark? Well where did you get such an unusual piece of bark?"

                    Dog: "Ruff"

                    Master: "The roof? Well how did you get all the way up there?"

                    Dog: "With the ladder"

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                    • Foehn Watts
                      Club Member
                      • Apr 2019
                      • 416
                      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


                      What's the difference between an unusual undercooked pasta, and the easing of tensions between a famous parody artist and the singers he parodies?

                      One is a weird al dente, and the other is a "Weird Al" detente.

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