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  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3708
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • surfdog
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      As someone that suffers from AOA, I find this hilarious. LOL

      Oh yeah...about that AOA.
      Adult Onset Archery .
  • 58limited
    Club Member
    • Dec 2018
    • 1048
    • SE Texas
    • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the Possum it can be done.

    Or, the Texas version: To show the armadillo it can be done.

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    • gcdmd
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      After all, God invented armadillos so aggies could have possum on the half shell.
  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3453
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, the number used for an error message. So logically that makes the year 2020 an error times 5.

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    • holehogg
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      Feels like times 10 sometimes.

    • ofelles
      ofelles commented
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      Way too much time on your hands.

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      ofelles Ya got anything to get this post cranking again?
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 242
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Uhhh, I don't think stupid washes off. I remember my kids pulling this stuff off when they were little!

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      Thank you to Wylie Miller of Non Sequitur!

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
        You will see one later and one in a while.

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        • gcdmd
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          Are mom jokes the same as dad jokes?

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Yep. Both are cringeworthy. 🙄

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Mom jokes should be viewed as infinitely better, Cuz if if you don't like Mama's joke, Mama ain't happy and then ain't no one happy. . .
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; November 18, 2020, 05:04 PM.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
        Opinions.

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        • gcdmd
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          Well, everybody's got one, sort of like rear ends.

          I cleaned that one up a bit.

        • Foehn Watts
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          gcdmd : yes so true!

          (and good job at cleaning up!!)
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        And OMG:

        Q: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?

        A: Because it’s in its ground state.

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 242
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          I especially liked this one. Just learned that I have personally experienced hyperspace AND black holes:

          A beginner’s guide to physics

          Relativity: When the family gets together

          Black holes: What you get in black socks

          Critical mass: A big group of film reviewers

          Hyperspace: Where you park at the superstore

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          • JCGrill
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            I thought critical mass was one of those services catholics are required to attend.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 953
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          ...
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          • Foehn Watts
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            Hail yeah! I need onna dose!

          • wu7y
            wu7y commented
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            Hey now!! Go easy on smoke detectors. My wife uses them for kitchen timers.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2432
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

          Just some idle thoughts!!

          If we are what we eat then I’m Fast, cheap, and easy!

          Bad spellers of the world, untie!

          Buffet is actually French for get it yourself.

          Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?

          Do NOT argue with a spouse who's packing your parachute.

          Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs
          on Christmas.


          I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white
          shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.


          I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.

          I tried to contain myself once, but I escaped.

          I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

          I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

          I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.

          I'm not sure how ambivalent I should be.

          If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.


          No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

          Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy.

          The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

          Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

          You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.

          Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

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          • Panhead John
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            I especially liked the screaming....seaweed one! True!
        • MTurney
          Club Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 261
          • Grapevine, TX

          For those of us who watch, by far, the greatest show out there right now, this is hilarious.
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          • Bogy
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            This is the way!

          • Thunder77
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            LOVE IT!!

          • Porkies
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            I swore I wouldn't watch anything with that baby yoda in it. I started watching mandolorian when we got disney. When the green baba showed up I said, "He better raise the twin towers!" My wife thought it was pretty funny.
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13311
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • Oakgrovebacon
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            That group is great!
        • Huskee
          Administrator
          • May 2014
          • 15419
          • central MI, USA
          • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

            Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

            Smokers / Grills
            • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
            • PBC
            • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
            • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
            • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
            • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
            • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
            • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
            • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
            • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

            Thermometers
            • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
            • (7) Maverick ET-732s
            • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
            • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
            • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
            • Thermapen MkII, orange
            • ThermoPop, yellow
            • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
            • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
            • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
            • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

            Accessories
            • Instant Pot 6qt
            • Anova Bluetooth SV
            • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
            • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
            • BBQ Dragon
            • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
            • Weber grill topper
            • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
            • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
            • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

            Beverages
            • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
            • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
            • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
            • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
            • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
            • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
            • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

            About me
            Real name: Aaron
            Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

            Occupation:
            • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

          My wife & I decided we don't want any kids, we have too many other goals. We plan to tell them tomorrow.

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          • Panhead John
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            LMAO!

          • Wedunne
            Wedunne commented
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            So, how did they take the news?

          • Huskee
            Huskee commented
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            Wedunne Eyerolls and "whatever"s. They're the worst.
        • MTurney
          Club Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 261
          • Grapevine, TX

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