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If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, the number used for an error message. So logically that makes the year 2020 an error times 5.Comment
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Uhhh, I don't think stupid washes off. I remember my kids pulling this stuff off when they were little!
Thanks to Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott of Baby Blues!Comment
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You will see one later and one in a while.Comment
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Mom jokes should be viewed as infinitely better, Cuz if if you don't like Mama's joke, Mama ain't happy and then ain't no one happy. . .Last edited by Foehn Watts; November 18, 2020, 05:04 PM.
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What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
Opinions.Comment
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And OMG:
Q: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A: Because it’s in its ground state.
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I especially liked this one. Just learned that I have personally experienced hyperspace AND black holes:
A beginner’s guide to physics
Relativity: When the family gets together
Black holes: What you get in black socks
Critical mass: A big group of film reviewers
Hyperspace: Where you park at the superstore
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Just some idle thoughts!!
If we are what we eat then I’m Fast, cheap, and easy!
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Buffet is actually French for get it yourself.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?
Do NOT argue with a spouse who's packing your parachute.
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs
on Christmas.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white
shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I tried to contain myself once, but I escaped.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.
I'm not sure how ambivalent I should be.
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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For those of us who watch, by far, the greatest show out there right now, this is hilarious.Attached FilesComment
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My wife & I decided we don't want any kids, we have too many other goals. We plan to tell them tomorrow.Comment
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