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Club Member
- May 2017
- 3453
- Northeast Washington
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KBQ C-60
PK360
Thermoworks Smoke
Thermoworks Thermopop
Thermoworks Dot
If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, the number used for an error message. So logically that makes the year 2020 an error times 5.
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Uhhh, I don't think stupid washes off. I remember my kids pulling this stuff off when they were little!
Thanks to Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott of Baby Blues!
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You will see one later and one in a while.
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Yep. Both are cringeworthy. 🙄
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Mom jokes should be viewed as infinitely better, Cuz if if you don't like Mama's joke, Mama ain't happy and then ain't no one happy. . .Last edited by Foehn Watts; November 18, 2020, 05:04 PM.
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I especially liked this one. Just learned that I have personally experienced hyperspace AND black holes:
A beginner’s guide to physics
Relativity: When the family gets together
Black holes: What you get in black socks
Critical mass: A big group of film reviewers
Hyperspace: Where you park at the superstore
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 953
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Jun 2018
- 2432
- Brentwood CA
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Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
LSG Insulated Cabinet
Jumbo Joe
VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
Thermoworks Signal
Thermoworks Dot
Thermopen Mk4
Just some idle thoughts!!
If we are what we eat then I’m Fast, cheap, and easy!
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Buffet is actually French for get it yourself.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?
Do NOT argue with a spouse who's packing your parachute.
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs
on Christmas.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white
shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I tried to contain myself once, but I escaped.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.
I'm not sure how ambivalent I should be.
If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
Statistically speaking, six out of seven dwarfs aren't Happy.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
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Administrator
- May 2014
- 15419
- central MI, USA
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Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue
Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.
Smokers / Grills- Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
- PBC
- Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
- Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
- Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
- Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
- Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
- Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
- Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
- Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)
Thermometers- (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
- (7) Maverick ET-732s
- (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
- (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
- (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
- Thermapen MkII, orange
- ThermoPop, yellow
- ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
- Morpilot 6-probe wireless
- ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
- ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well
Accessories- Instant Pot 6qt
- Anova Bluetooth SV
- Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
- Kindling Cracker King (XL)
- BBQ Dragon
- Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
- Weber grill topper
- Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
- Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
- Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter
Beverages- Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
- Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
- Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
- Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
- Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
- Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
- Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.
About me
Real name: Aaron
Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)
Occupation:- Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.
My wife & I decided we don't want any kids, we have too many other goals. We plan to tell them tomorrow.
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