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  • Atalanta
    Club Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 430
    • Barnsley's Ford
    • Grills: 22" Weber (wood handles) (another Weber on the way), Lodge Sportsman "hibachi"
      Smoker: None yet, part of why I joined
      Thermometer: 10+ yr old Taylor digital thermometer with remote
      Sous Vide: Anovo Imersion Circulator (1st gen)
      Coffee Roaster: Hot Top Coffee Roaster
      Adult Beverages: Fighting Cock Bourbon, Leinny Shandy, Troegs Mad Elf

    Why did the little mermaid wear sea shells?


    she was too small for d shells.

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    • Mosca
      Mosca commented
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      Oof.
  • scottranda
    Charter Member
    • May 2015
    • 1671
    • Charlotte, NC

    Q: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around a charcoal chimney and a grill grate?
    A: Fo sizzle

    (That right there is a scottranda original)

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    • Breadhead
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      He has to have something to cook his meth on.😡

    • Mosca
      Mosca commented
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      Ever see Snoop and Martha Stewart together? They are insanely funny.

      https://youtu.be/1rFKtZJTZeo
  • MBMorgan
    Club Member
    • Sep 2015
    • 6038
    • Colorado
    • > Weber Genesis EP-330
      > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
      > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
      > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
      > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
      to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
      > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
      > Thermoworks Smoke
      > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
      > Thermoworks Thermapen
      > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
      > Anova sous vide circulator
      > Searzall torch
      > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

      > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
      > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
      > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

    Found on the interwebs (no idea who to attribute this one to):


    Does this dog make my tree look fat?
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    • Nate
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 3813
      • Quarantined
      • INFO
        ~Known as: Nate
        ~Location: Cornfield in Southwestern Indiana
        ~Credit Manager for an Agriculture Coop.


        SMOKERS & GRILLS
        ~Grilla Original Grilla
        ~Char-Broil Commercial Tru-Infrared Gas Grill
        ~Pit Barrel Cooker
        ~Brinkmann Trailmaster Vertical Offset Smoker
        ~Weber Kettle 22.5" Original
        ~Weber Q1000


        THERMOMETERS
        ~Thermoworks Thermapen MX4
        ~Thermoworks Thermapen
        ~Thermoworks ThermoPop
        ~Thermoworks ChefAlarm TX-1100-XX (Orange and black)
        ~Thermoworks DOT TX-1200-XX (Black)
        ~Thermoworks IR-Gun-S Industrial Infrared Thermometer
        ~Maverick ET-733
        ~Maverick XR-50


        ACCESSORIES
        ~Stanley T-Stak mobile tool box for BBQ Supplies
        ~Slow 'n' Sear
        ~Drip 'n' Griddle
        ~Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        ~Pro-Series Probes for Thermoworks
        ~Humphrey's Rib Spatula


        DRINKS
        ~Sweet Tea
        ~Bourbon
        ~Craft Beers or whatever is in your fridge

      Came across my news feed today.... A little racy maybe but...... The Struggle is Real!

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      • Mr. Bones
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        LMFAO!!!! Thanks Nate !!!
        Most times, it's good to be a bachelor!!!! ;-)
        (Most nights, as well!!!)

      • tbob4
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        Hahahahahahahaha! Hit's home like nothing I've ever seen. Showed the wife and she rolled her eyes. Love it.

      • JCBBQ
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        My life in a nutshell.
    • Shane Rakow
      Club Member
      • Oct 2016
      • 569
      • Nebraska
      • Traeger Pellet w/ add-on Cold Smoker attachment (2008)
        Weber-22" Kettle w/SnS Plus (2002)
        Brinkman Bullet Smoker (super old)
        Little Chief (really, really old)
        Kenmore Propane 4-burner w/Searing Station (2015)
        Burn Pit (1992)
        ThermoWorks Smoke (2016)
        ThermoWorks Thermapen (old, waiting to win a new one)

        Favorite Dog Breed: German Shorthair Pointer
        Favorite Car: The ones that start
        Favorite Month: October
        Favorite Steak: Ribeye, rare, and reverse seared

      Couldn't get pic to show up cause i'm a bit slow. Worth a click.

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...04a713e8ac.jpg

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      • rip1877
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        I hope the drank first otherwise that beer underneath is going to be something else.
    • PBCDad
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 351
      • Seattle area
      • Pit Barrel Cooker - 2015
        22" Kettle + SnS - 2016
        Maverick ET-732 - 2016
        Thermapen - 2016
        Jambo 24x48 offset smoker (Big Tex) - 2017
        Camp Chef Denali griddle - 2018

      Seen online: There are two types of people in the world; those who like closure

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      • Lowjiber
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        There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
    • PBCDad
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 351
      • Seattle area
      • Pit Barrel Cooker - 2015
        22" Kettle + SnS - 2016
        Maverick ET-732 - 2016
        Thermapen - 2016
        Jambo 24x48 offset smoker (Big Tex) - 2017
        Camp Chef Denali griddle - 2018

      A man went to his doctor complaining of constant migraines. "Nothing I do makes them go away!" The doctor gave him various medications, no relief. The doctor advised the man try alternative medicine such as acupuncture, but still nothing. Every day the man continued to have splitting headaches that made it impossible to concentrate. Finally, after exhausting all methods they could think of, the doctor said that in rare cases, castration can help relieve headaches. The man agreed, anything to get the headaches to stop.

      After surgery, the man was amazed - for the first time in years, he didn't have any headache! He was so excited, he didn't know what to do with himself. After profusely thanking the doctor, he went outside and could scarcely contain his joy. Everywhere he looked, things looked better than ever. He went out to a fine restaurant and the food tasted better than any food he had ever eaten. Finally he decided he would reward himself with a nice expensive new suit.

      He went into a fancy clothing store that was very well regarded and straight to the imported suits department. There he found a distinguished-looking tailor waiting to assist him. "I'm feeling great today, and I'd like to buy a new suit!" the man said.
      "Very well," said the tailor, "let me show you some things that I think would be just your style." The tailor took him over to the jackets first. "Now, it looks to me like you are a 40R with your left arm just a slight bit longer than your right." He went over to the rack, searched for a while and picked out a magnificent looking suit jacket. The man tried it on and was amazed.
      "This fits better than anything I've ever worn! How did you do that? You didn't even take a single measurement!"
      "Ah, I've been doing this a long time," said the tailor. "Now how about some pants?"
      Again, without taking any measurements, the tailor searched through the rack and came back with pants that not only matched the jacket, but again fit the man perfectly. Again, the man was astounded. "I've never seen anything like this in my entire life!"
      The tailor guided the man through a selection of shirts and ties, and the man was happier than ever. This tailor was certainly one of a kind.
      "Now, to complete your wardrobe, how about some new underclothes?" said the tailor. The man agreed readily. "It looks to me like large socks, medium undershirts, and large underpants."
      "Ah, I've finally got you!" said the man, "Your eyes have finally deceived you. I wear size medium underpants!"
      The tailor looked at the man with incredulity. "No, no, no, sir, I have to protest. Underpants that tight would cause the most horrendous headaches!"

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      • EdF
        EdF commented
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        Well, that one got an "out loud" guffaw!
    • lschweig
      Former Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 983
      • Oswego, Il

      Whenever a joke is that long you know you are being really set up for the punch line and that one delivered. I am still chuckling minutes later.

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      • Willy
        Charter Member
        • Apr 2015
        • 1787
        • High Desert of the Great Southwest

        Deleted

        Last edited by David Parrish; December 8th, 2016, 09:06 AM. Reason: Please refresh yourself with our guidelines.

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        • Huskee
          Huskee commented
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          Willy the first post says "tasteful jokes please". This is clearly not tasteful.

        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          Pm it to me! I think I can handle it. Willy

        • Willy
          Willy commented
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          Spinaker How do I PM?
      • lschweig
        Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 983
        • Oswego, Il

        Now that is super funny and I am rolling around laughing as she is clearly enjoying herself. But also see that it can be really offensive to a bunch of people.

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        • Willy
          Willy commented
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          I guess I have a not easily offended nature, but I'm afraid you might be right. I just HAD to try it.

        • Huskee
          Huskee commented
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          It's not the 'offensive' aspect, it's the violating of The Pit Guidelines. We have to remember we have members of all age groups and children may visit, so lewd and bawdy subject matter is best to keep out of here if it's questionable.
      • Craigar
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1078
        • Papillion, NE
        • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
          * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
          * - Slow 'N Sear
          * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
          * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
          * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
          * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
          * - Thermoworks Dot
          * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
          * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
          * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
          * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
          * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
          * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods



        I'm not sure why this gives me the giggles.

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        • Craigar
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1078
          • Papillion, NE
          • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
            * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
            * - Slow 'N Sear
            * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
            * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
            * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
            * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
            * - Thermoworks Dot
            * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
            * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
            * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
            * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
            * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
            * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

          Take my advice -- I'm not using it.

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          • David Parrish
            Founding Member - Pit Boss Emeritus
            • May 2014
            • 5044
            • Charlotte, NC
              • Slow 'N Sear Kamado (SnSK)
              • Lots of grills that work with Slow 'N Sear
              • LOTS of digital thermometers (my fav)
              • LOTS of accessories
              • Favorite Beer - Fat Tire
              • Favorite Bourbon - Woodford Reserve
              • Favorite White Wine - Cakebread Chardonnay
              • Favorite Red Wine - Yes, Please
              • President/Owner - SnS Grills

            Originally posted by Craigar View Post
            Take my advice -- I'm not using it.
            How bout we trade? lol

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            • Craigar
              Craigar commented
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              Deal!
          • Shane Rakow
            Club Member
            • Oct 2016
            • 569
            • Nebraska
            • Traeger Pellet w/ add-on Cold Smoker attachment (2008)
              Weber-22" Kettle w/SnS Plus (2002)
              Brinkman Bullet Smoker (super old)
              Little Chief (really, really old)
              Kenmore Propane 4-burner w/Searing Station (2015)
              Burn Pit (1992)
              ThermoWorks Smoke (2016)
              ThermoWorks Thermapen (old, waiting to win a new one)

              Favorite Dog Breed: German Shorthair Pointer
              Favorite Car: The ones that start
              Favorite Month: October
              Favorite Steak: Ribeye, rare, and reverse seared



            Just trying to post an image off Google.

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            • richinlbrg
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1845
              • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
              • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

              Huskee , and all the others in the path of the storm.............

              https://www.facebook.com/conni.morab...69794303039108

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              Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

              Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Undisputed Champion!

              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

              Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

              Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

              Click here for our review of this superb smoker


              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order