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  • Jon Solberg
    Former Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 4876

    #16
    A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6’5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

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    • richinlbrg
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1797
      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

      #17
      How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

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      • fracmeister
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 996
        • Sprang, TX
        • Dances with lemmings

          (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

        #18
        OK, so a famous doctor who becomes a BBQ champion goes to a bar and says “give me a mesquite daiquiri” to the bartender. Well, they have a smoker so he goes and gets a piece of mesquite, adds it to the blender with some rum, lime juice and sugar syrup and presto--- mesquite daiquiri. Every day the doctor goes to the bar and orders the same thing but one day the BBQ cook has switched to hickory to get a little milder flavor --- the bartender doesn’t think his customer will notice but he does, spitting the drink out and saying “What was that?” to which the bartender replied…








        (wait for it)












        That’s a hickory daiquiri doc.

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        • Huskee
          Pit Boss/Manager
          • May 2014
          • 13802
          • central MI, USA
          • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue
            Smokers / Grills
            • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
            • PBC
            • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
            • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
            • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
            • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
            • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
            • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
            • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
            • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)


            Thermometers
            • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
            • (7) Maverick ET-732s
            • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
            • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
            • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
            • Thermapen MkII, orange
            • ThermoPop, yellow
            • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
            • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
            • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
            • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well


            Accessories
            • Instant Pot 6qt
            • Anova Bluetooth SV
            • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
            • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
            • BBQ Dragon
            • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
            • Weber grill topper
            • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
            • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
            • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter


            Beverages
            • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
            • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
            • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
            • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
            • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
            • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
            • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.


            About me
            Real name: Aaron
            Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

            Occupation:
            • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

          #19
          Originally posted by fracmeister View Post

          (wait for it)












          That’s a hickory daiquiri doc.
          Love it!

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          • boftx
            boftx commented
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            Simple things for simple minds.

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Keep 'em coming! I heerd about 90-95% so far from my Da', an' his friends, when I was a young'un. (He was born in 1922, btw!) Still as funny as they ever was.
        • Huskee
          Pit Boss/Manager
          • May 2014
          • 13802
          • central MI, USA
          • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue
            Smokers / Grills
            • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
            • PBC
            • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
            • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
            • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
            • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
            • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
            • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
            • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
            • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)


            Thermometers
            • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
            • (7) Maverick ET-732s
            • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
            • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
            • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
            • Thermapen MkII, orange
            • ThermoPop, yellow
            • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
            • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
            • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
            • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well


            Accessories
            • Instant Pot 6qt
            • Anova Bluetooth SV
            • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
            • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
            • BBQ Dragon
            • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
            • Weber grill topper
            • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
            • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
            • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter


            Beverages
            • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
            • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
            • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
            • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
            • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
            • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
            • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.


            About me
            Real name: Aaron
            Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

            Occupation:
            • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

          #20
          A duck walks into a thrift shop and asks the manager "Do you have any grapes?"
          "No", relpies the manager. The duck turns around and waddles out.

          The next day the duck returns and asks the manager "Do you have any grapes?"
          "No, no grapes duck." The duck turns around and waddles out.

          The third day the duck returns and asks the manager "Do you have any grapes?"
          "No! We don't sell grapes here! If you ask me that again I'm going to nail your bill to the floor!"
          The duck turns around and waddles out.

          The 4th day the duck returns and asks the manager "Do you have any nails?"
          "No, no nails" replies the manager.
          "Good", the ducks says. "Do you have any grapes?"

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          • boftx
            boftx commented
            Editing a comment
            And I paid a membership fee for this?!?

          • Huskee
            Huskee commented
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            No, this one was a complete freebie.
        • Keith
          Former Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 187

          #21
          Why are pirates so cool?

          Just because they arrrrrrr

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          • frijolefrito
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 302
            • Right now Minot AFB ND
            • !

            #22
            Fish runs into a wall and says dam.

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            • Bothwalien
              Bothwalien commented
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              And what did the wall say?

              Dumb bass.
          • Jon Solberg
            Former Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 4876

            #23
            Speaking of proctologist,

            I was at mine a while back and he says to the nurse "get me a light", she steps out and comes right back with a beer. He looks up at her and says "NO a butt light"


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            • Marauderer
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1481
              • Powder Springs, Georgia
              • [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_6496_1424176307798_786[/ATTACH] Barry
                Powder Springs, GA

                Weber S470 with smoker box and insulated custom cover
                RecTec w/grilling mat, front shelf, cover, Nomex Sealing Gasket, Hurd Downdraft Hood, Fuller's Earth,oversize wheels
                GMG Davy Crockett Wifi
                Blackstone 1575
                Seville Classics Rolling Workbench
                Grill Grates searing kit
                (2) Maverick ET-732
                Thermopen Classic w/glo case, Thermopop, Time Stick, Extra Big and Loud Timer, Chef Alarm
                Wine maker from kits, Merlot, Liebfraumilch, N.Z. Pinot Noir, and some other fuity tuity wines that are great with "Q"
                PickleMeister
                Pampered Chef Knives
                All Clad BD5
                Tyent Water Ionizer

                I want a "Stick Burner"!! Looking at Lang 36" Hybrid Deluxe. Either patio or trailer haven't made up my mind.

              #24
              A man is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.

              His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside.

              "So", he says to them:

              "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses..."

              "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ..."

              "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ..."

              "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

              The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she
              says, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to
              have accumulated all this property".



              Sarah replies, "Property? The as***** has a paper route!"

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              • David Parrish
                Founding Member - Pit Boss Emeritus
                • May 2014
                • 5034
                • Charlotte, NC
                  • Slow 'N Sear Kamado (SnSK)
                  • Lots of grills that work with Slow 'N Sear
                  • LOTS of digital thermometers (my fav)
                  • LOTS of accessories
                  • Favorite Beer - Fat Tire
                  • Favorite Bourbon - Woodford Reserve
                  • Favorite White Wine - Cakebread Chardonnay
                  • Favorite Red Wine - Yes, Please
                  • President/Owner - SnS Grills

                #25
                Originally posted by Marauderer View Post
                A man is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.

                His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside.

                "So", he says to them:

                "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses..."

                "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ..."

                "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ..."

                "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

                The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she
                says, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to
                have accumulated all this property".



                Sarah replies, "Property? The as***** has a paper route!"



                Jon's image was worth repeating for this one. LOL

                Comment

                • Huskee
                  Pit Boss/Manager
                  • May 2014
                  • 13802
                  • central MI, USA
                  • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue
                    Smokers / Grills
                    • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                    • PBC
                    • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                    • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                    • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                    • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                    • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                    • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                    • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                    • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)


                    Thermometers
                    • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                    • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                    • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                    • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
                    • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                    • Thermapen MkII, orange
                    • ThermoPop, yellow
                    • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                    • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                    • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                    • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well


                    Accessories
                    • Instant Pot 6qt
                    • Anova Bluetooth SV
                    • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                    • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                    • BBQ Dragon
                    • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                    • Weber grill topper
                    • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                    • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                    • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter


                    Beverages
                    • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                    • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                    • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                    • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                    • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                    • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                    • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.


                    About me
                    Real name: Aaron
                    Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                    Occupation:
                    • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

                  #26
                  I forgot about this thread, thanks for the contribution Barry. I'll have to think of one again....

                  Comment

                  • Marauderer
                    Founding Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 1481
                    • Powder Springs, Georgia
                    • [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_6496_1424176307798_786[/ATTACH] Barry
                      Powder Springs, GA

                      Weber S470 with smoker box and insulated custom cover
                      RecTec w/grilling mat, front shelf, cover, Nomex Sealing Gasket, Hurd Downdraft Hood, Fuller's Earth,oversize wheels
                      GMG Davy Crockett Wifi
                      Blackstone 1575
                      Seville Classics Rolling Workbench
                      Grill Grates searing kit
                      (2) Maverick ET-732
                      Thermopen Classic w/glo case, Thermopop, Time Stick, Extra Big and Loud Timer, Chef Alarm
                      Wine maker from kits, Merlot, Liebfraumilch, N.Z. Pinot Noir, and some other fuity tuity wines that are great with "Q"
                      PickleMeister
                      Pampered Chef Knives
                      All Clad BD5
                      Tyent Water Ionizer

                      I want a "Stick Burner"!! Looking at Lang 36" Hybrid Deluxe. Either patio or trailer haven't made up my mind.

                    #27
                    Missing Wife/ The Male Mind
                    A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

                    Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
                    Sergeant : What is her height ?
                    Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
                    Sergeant : Build?
                    Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
                    Sergeant : Color of eyes?
                    Husband : Never noticed.
                    Sergeant : Color of hair?
                    Husband : Changes according to season.
                    Sergeant : What was she wearing?
                    Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
                    Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
                    Husband : yes.
                    Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
                    Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint,
                    with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.…at this point the husband started crying...
                    Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.


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                    • Simply2low
                      Simply2low commented
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                      Im stealing this one!

                    • Mr. Bones
                      Mr. Bones commented
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                      Loving It !!! Happily divorced for 30+ yrs...
                  • boftx
                    Founding Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 919
                    • Las Vegas, NV
                    • CharGriller Pro COS
                      Oklahoma Joe COS
                      Maverick 732 thermometer
                      Red Thermapen
                      Favorite beer: Scotch

                      I know I make damn good BBQ cause my 3 dogs have NEVER said no to it. (OTOH, my 13yr old says no to just about everything, except my ribs.)

                    #28
                    A man was out on the open highway toolin' along at about 85 or so when he saw a cop come behind him and put his flashers on. The guy sped up to 100 and the cop stayed right with him. Eventually the guy was topped out at 130 or so and still couldn't shake the cop, so he pulled over.

                    The cop came up and asked him why he ran. The guy said "Officer, my wife ran off with a cop last month and I thought you were trying to bring her back."

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                    • Mr. Bones
                      Mr. Bones commented
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                      Equally excellent, see above reply!
                  • Marauderer
                    Founding Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 1481
                    • Powder Springs, Georgia
                    • [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_6496_1424176307798_786[/ATTACH] Barry
                      Powder Springs, GA

                      Weber S470 with smoker box and insulated custom cover
                      RecTec w/grilling mat, front shelf, cover, Nomex Sealing Gasket, Hurd Downdraft Hood, Fuller's Earth,oversize wheels
                      GMG Davy Crockett Wifi
                      Blackstone 1575
                      Seville Classics Rolling Workbench
                      Grill Grates searing kit
                      (2) Maverick ET-732
                      Thermopen Classic w/glo case, Thermopop, Time Stick, Extra Big and Loud Timer, Chef Alarm
                      Wine maker from kits, Merlot, Liebfraumilch, N.Z. Pinot Noir, and some other fuity tuity wines that are great with "Q"
                      PickleMeister
                      Pampered Chef Knives
                      All Clad BD5
                      Tyent Water Ionizer

                      I want a "Stick Burner"!! Looking at Lang 36" Hybrid Deluxe. Either patio or trailer haven't made up my mind.

                    #29
                    I got this from a friend and thought it appropriate anywhere on our site but put it in the Jokes section first.

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                    • Marauderer
                      Founding Member
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 1481
                      • Powder Springs, Georgia
                      • [ATTACH=CONFIG]temp_6496_1424176307798_786[/ATTACH] Barry
                        Powder Springs, GA

                        Weber S470 with smoker box and insulated custom cover
                        RecTec w/grilling mat, front shelf, cover, Nomex Sealing Gasket, Hurd Downdraft Hood, Fuller's Earth,oversize wheels
                        GMG Davy Crockett Wifi
                        Blackstone 1575
                        Seville Classics Rolling Workbench
                        Grill Grates searing kit
                        (2) Maverick ET-732
                        Thermopen Classic w/glo case, Thermopop, Time Stick, Extra Big and Loud Timer, Chef Alarm
                        Wine maker from kits, Merlot, Liebfraumilch, N.Z. Pinot Noir, and some other fuity tuity wines that are great with "Q"
                        PickleMeister
                        Pampered Chef Knives
                        All Clad BD5
                        Tyent Water Ionizer

                        I want a "Stick Burner"!! Looking at Lang 36" Hybrid Deluxe. Either patio or trailer haven't made up my mind.

                      #30
                      You could take this as a Joke???



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                      G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                      Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                      If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                      GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                      grill grates

                      GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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                      kareubequ bbq smoker

                      Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                      The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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                      Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                      masterbuilt gas smoker

                      The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                      Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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                      Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                      masterbuilt gas smoker

                      Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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                      PK 360 grill

                      Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                      The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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                      Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                      fireboard bbq thermometer

                      With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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                      Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                      Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                      Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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