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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 956
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Founding Member
- Jul 2014
- 1124
- Neptune Beach, FL
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Weber Performer 22
SNS
Joule
Thermoworks Smoke
Thermoworks Thermapen
Kingsford Blue Bag
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What? hoovarmin --you used to be a dog?
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My Gawdz, it'd take me fourteen sets of forceps to do a jaw sugery on that critter!!! lol
Talkin boutta Turtleneck, sumbeech, bout ready to give birth to 7-8 mo, by th looks, Dayumm.Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 16, 2020, 04:57 PM.
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Mr. Bones I thought when I saw that dog, "Poor thing!!!" Such a sorry pup! Looks like some of those bears up in Alaska in the fattest bear contest.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 956
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 956
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Jun 2018
- 2442
- Brentwood CA
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Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
LSG Insulated Cabinet
Jumbo Joe
VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
Thermoworks Signal
Thermoworks Dot
Thermopen Mk4
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Uh, my brother used to be the person at familiy get-to-dinners who always had an inappropriate joke, and I mean reeeely inappropriate joke! But my family is pretty ok with inappropriate. But the "reeeely" category. . . not.
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I really like those dinners, now. After so many years of having to stay silent because I was a kid and too young to make sense, it was a hoot when I came back from the army after 6 yrs overseas, told a couple of "jokes" at Thanksgiving and heard the gasps and chortles from the ladies and watch a couple of my uncles shoot whiskey out of their nose. They are gone now but I think a few of them died happy. I try and keep it low key here in the pit. I like it here and want to stay.
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Club Member
- Jun 2018
- 2442
- Brentwood CA
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Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
LSG Insulated Cabinet
Jumbo Joe
VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
Thermoworks Signal
Thermoworks Dot
Thermopen Mk4
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Panhead John it isn't that I sidestepped the clothing thing. It's actually total avoidance of the nightmare images that would haunt me if I engaged. The half assed thing still hurts.
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Club Member
- Apr 2016
- 13313
- Near Richmond VA
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Weber Performer Deluxe
SNS
Pizza insert
Rotisserie
Smokenator 1000
Cookshack Smokette Elite
2 Thermapens
Chefalarm
Dot
lots of probes.
CyberQ
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Club Member
- May 2017
- 3457
- Northeast Washington
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KBQ C-60
PK360
Thermoworks Smoke
Thermoworks Thermopop
Thermoworks Dot
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Club Member
- Jul 2020
- 52
- Apache Junction, AZ
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Louisiana Grills Champion Series, (I got for father's day, thanks son!)
Dad joke..
Showing my daughter pics of the lake while on boat .....
Me:
Look how nice this lake is!
Her;
Wow that's awesome, how deep is it?
Me;
It goes all the way to the bottom!Last edited by Fire Chicken; November 16, 2020, 01:41 AM.
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Charter Member
- Oct 2014
- 3710
- PA
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Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
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Club Member
- Apr 2016
- 13313
- Near Richmond VA
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Weber Performer Deluxe
SNS
Pizza insert
Rotisserie
Smokenator 1000
Cookshack Smokette Elite
2 Thermapens
Chefalarm
Dot
lots of probes.
CyberQ
What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?
Kick them out of Congress!
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Charter Member
- Oct 2014
- 3710
- PA
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Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
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For cold smoking maybe?
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It's the new PBC... plastic barrel cooker.
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You know what, I posted this on my Facebook page, and someone wrote that they are actually used to keep things COLD. You fill the bottom with ice, and then put things like potato salad and coleslaw and such on top. which, when you think about it, that's a pretty good idea!
So, funny joke, but a really good idea!
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