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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1759
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      Ya know, the funniest jokes are the real everyday things that happen. I almost blackened my eye one time doing that! 😂
  • hoovarmin
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1093
    • Neptune Beach, FL
    • Weber Performer 22
      SNS
      Joule
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermapen
      Kingsford Blue Bag

    Another dad joke...

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    • Foehn Watts
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      What? hoovarmin --you used to be a dog?

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      My Gawdz, it'd take me fourteen sets of forceps to do a jaw sugery on that critter!!! lol

      Talkin boutta Turtleneck, sumbeech, bout ready to give birth to 7-8 mo, by th looks, Dayumm.
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 16, 2020, 04:57 PM.

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Mr. Bones I thought when I saw that dog, "Poor thing!!!" Such a sorry pup! Looks like some of those bears up in Alaska in the fattest bear contest.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1759
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • glitchy
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      A hefty dude that had a local sports radio show used to always close with “Remember, fat people are harder to kidnap”...Then he lost like 200 pounds and disappeared...at least from that station.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1759
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2873
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
        David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
        Thermapen Mk4

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      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        I'm all in, Brother...

      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        Uh, my brother used to be the person at familiy get-to-dinners who always had an inappropriate joke, and I mean reeeely inappropriate joke! But my family is pretty ok with inappropriate. But the "reeeely" category. . . not.

      • wu7y
        wu7y commented
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        I really like those dinners, now. After so many years of having to stay silent because I was a kid and too young to make sense, it was a hoot when I came back from the army after 6 yrs overseas, told a couple of "jokes" at Thanksgiving and heard the gasps and chortles from the ladies and watch a couple of my uncles shoot whiskey out of their nose. They are gone now but I think a few of them died happy. I try and keep it low key here in the pit. I like it here and want to stay.
    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2873
      • Brentwood CA
      • LSG large insulated cabinet
        Yoder YS640
        David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
        Thermapen Mk4

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      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Despite my high mileage, an considerable laps round ol Sol, still a perfect 30"

      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        Mr. Bones I would have sworn you were taller than that!

      • JimLinebarger
        JimLinebarger commented
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        Panhead John it isn't that I sidestepped the clothing thing. It's actually total avoidance of the nightmare images that would haunt me if I engaged. The half assed thing still hurts.
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3950
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Huskee
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        If all your passwords are the same thing that's really a highway to the danger zone.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        I'm All Right.
        Don't Nobody Worry Bout Me.... :

      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
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        That’s a Spinaker joke if I ever heard one...
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 14071
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Thanks JC. 😂 Been a while since I used one.

      • JimLinebarger
        JimLinebarger commented
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        Others were just perplexed, mystified and shocked. The new Roget's Thesaurus Flyers received scattered reviews, tho.

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        Don’t forget bamboozled.
    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 3682
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

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    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 3682
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

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      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Far cheaper than dog food hereabouts, glut of animals with a hot date with th grinder, least at present...

      • Porkies
        Porkies commented
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        To much meat in that, not enough fat. I look at the 80/20 packages these days and think they resemble the 70/30 we put out for folks back in 1980.
    • Fire Chicken
      Club Member
      • Jul 2020
      • 67
      • Apache Junction, AZ
      • Louisiana Grills Champion Series, (I got for father's day, thanks son!)

      Dad joke..
      Showing my daughter pics of the lake while on boat .....

      Me:
      Look how nice this lake is!
      Her;
      Wow that's awesome, how deep is it?
      Me;
      It goes all the way to the bottom!
      Last edited by Fire Chicken; November 16, 2020, 01:41 AM.

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      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3950
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          There ya go! Glad you’re back Mosca

        • Mosca
          Mosca commented
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          I know the Loggins one was good because everyone said how bad it was... the sign of a good pun is the number of groans it gets.

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Looks more like a dolphin. Do dolphins have red meat?
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 14071
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

        Kick them out of Congress!

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        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3950
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

          My first home made barrel grill!

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            For cold smoking maybe?

          • Chuck in Charlotte
            Chuck in Charlotte commented
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            It's the new PBC... plastic barrel cooker.

          • Mosca
            Mosca commented
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            You know what, I posted this on my Facebook page, and someone wrote that they are actually used to keep things COLD. You fill the bottom with ice, and then put things like potato salad and coleslaw and such on top. which, when you think about it, that's a pretty good idea!

            So, funny joke, but a really good idea!
        • CaliforniaDad
          Club Member
          • Nov 2020
          • 18
          • CaliforniaDad
            Pellet: RecTeq RT-700, with Grill Grates
            Gasser: Broil King Baron 440, with Grill Grates
            Sous vide: Joule and Anova
            A-MAZE-N Pellet Tube Smoker
            Bernzomatic TS8000 Butane Torch with Searzall

          Not enough people consult a cuts chart to really understand what they're cooking.
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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Dats our family flag!

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