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  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3710
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Dat dere's a good one @Moaca !

    • Mark V
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      Not as good as this, but twice I was in accidents where I had to talk to an insurance agent from the other side, recorded, and after I explained what happened they called me back and said the check is in the mail. Also, both times they said the other person really believed I was at fault, they weren't trying to cheat me.
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3710
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Bogy
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      Mosca, JUST a Chocolate Chip Cookie? The only REAL cookies have chocolate chips in them. Many has been the time a handful of Chocolate Chip Cookies was my dessert! My wife's are great, and I love them, but if only I could have a handful of my Grandma's Chocolate Chip Cookies one more time! And one of her hamburgers! And one more slice of her Apple Pie! Or her Pigs in the Blanket! 0r her Sunday Fried Chicken, or...Damn, there wasn't anything she made that wasn't delicious!
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3710
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Panhead John
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      Hmmm.🧐......missing a joke back there somewhere. Can’t find it. 👍

    • Oak Smoke
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      You had to have been there. I've actually been there.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13313
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    In Canada, they use “B.C.E.” instead of “B.C.”



    It stands for Before Christ, Eh?

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1193
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1193
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        I’d like to thank whomever told my mum that “WTF” means
        “Wow, That’s Fantastic.”

        Her texts are so much more fun now.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          This is why I ALWAY look up acronyms.

          Especially when my kids use one.

          And even more especially when my husband defines one for me.

        • Oak Smoke
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          Have they used OHN yet? Oh hell no!
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1193
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • Panhead John
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          That’s ok. Your first two made up for this one. 😂
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 956
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Luckily, yes. I’d rather have lost the booze though. 😢

        • Mark V
          Mark V commented
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          Funny thing is, I feel like I am lazy or not organized or something if I take too many trips for anything.

        • Bogy
          Bogy commented
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          Dents in a wood floor just gives it character, like my wrinkles give me character!
      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 1089
        • The Republic of Texas

        A little further up in this thread we got going on military ranks. Any additional comments would be welcome.

        In the Army we had several candidates for the most dangerous person in the world. Two of my favorites were:

        A PFC with a .45 and a whistle directing traffic.

        A Second Lieutenant with a clipboard supervising a bunch of recently inducted doctors on the pistol range.

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        • Donw
          Donw commented
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          Having been thru a similar course for Merchant Marine officers joining the Navy Reserve I will group the new doctors as the most dangerous persons in your list. I pray for the 2nd Lieutenant and his NCOs.
      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3710
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • gcdmd
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          Heh, Heh, Heh
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2442
        • Brentwood CA
        • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
          Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
          LSG Insulated Cabinet
          Jumbo Joe
          VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
          FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
          Thermoworks Signal
          Thermoworks Dot
          Thermopen Mk4

        just saw these on another site



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        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 956
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 638
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            Went to Dairy Queen this afternoon and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge. The worker said, "Sorry. It only comes in one temperature."

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            • surfdog
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 1193
              • Sunny SoCal
              • Cooking gadgets
                Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                Weber Summit Platinum D6
                Blue Rhino Razor
                Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                Anova WiFi

                Thermometers
                Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                Other useful bits...
                KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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              • Bogy
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                That's hilarious!
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 956
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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