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  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2442
    • Brentwood CA
    • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
      Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
      LSG Insulated Cabinet
      Jumbo Joe
      VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
      FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
      Thermoworks Signal
      Thermoworks Dot
      Thermopen Mk4

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    • JimLinebarger
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      Original sack lunch! Now that is funny!
      Last edited by JimLinebarger; November 4, 2020, 07:38 PM.

    • Henrik
      Henrik commented
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      Love it!
  • Huskee
    Administrator
    • May 2014
    • 15420
    • central MI, USA
    • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

      Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

      Smokers / Grills
      • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
      • PBC
      • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
      • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
      • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
      • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
      • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
      • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
      • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

      Thermometers
      • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
      • (7) Maverick ET-732s
      • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
      • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
      • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
      • Thermapen MkII, orange
      • ThermoPop, yellow
      • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
      • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
      • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
      • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

      Accessories
      • Instant Pot 6qt
      • Anova Bluetooth SV
      • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
      • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
      • BBQ Dragon
      • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
      • Weber grill topper
      • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
      • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
      • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

      Beverages
      • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
      • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
      • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
      • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
      • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
      • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
      • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

      About me
      Real name: Aaron
      Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

      Occupation:
      • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

    Latin is Latin for Latin. Discuss.

    Duran Duran is neither Duran nor Duran. Discuss.

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    • Mark V
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      Barbarella has one of the best opening scenes in cinema, IMO. Really sets the tone for what is to come!

    • DesertRaider
      DesertRaider commented
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      Huskee I'm betting you were really bored when you wrote this
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3710
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Reminds me of the old joke about Drivers of old VW buses: they are always first to the accident.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 956
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      I've got one of those looks down pat.

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      If you shaved and put on a little makeup, I’d bet it’s the top pic.

    • Davek8282
      Davek8282 commented
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      I can't even pull off the bottom picture, let alone the top one.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 956
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • surfdog
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      Reminds me of a night out...
      A rather large woman asked if I had a phone number.
      “Of course I do...do you have a pen.”
      “Of course I do!” she replied.
      “Don’t you think you should get back before the farmer finds you missing?” Same result. ;-)

    • Fire Chicken
      Fire Chicken commented
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      One reason I don't go to bars anymore! Lol
      Not gonna mention the others......
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1193
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

    Alright, here’s another Dad joke for ya...



    What do you call a bear with no teeth?


    A gummy bear.

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    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      I’m gonna give you a courtesy like. Joking surfdog
      Last edited by Panhead John; November 5, 2020, 09:48 PM.

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      To be fair Panhead John I didn’t say it was good...and did qualify it as a Dad joke. ;-)

    • hoovarmin
      hoovarmin commented
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      Definitely a dad joke because I'm thinking of waking up my 7 year old right now so I can tell it to her.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13313
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      When my son was 14 we lived in a house at the top of a hill, with a steep driveway, then a fairly level cull de sac, and then another steep street to the cross street. He and his friends were "luging" down our drive and across the cull de sac on skateboards. My son thought it would be a good idea to roll off his skateboard the way lugers do on snow and ice. Doesn't work so good with a t-shirt on concrete. He scraped most of the skin off his side between his hip and armpit.
      Last edited by Bogy; November 6, 2020, 04:03 PM.

    • hoovarmin
      hoovarmin commented
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      Like the old saying goes, "If you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough."

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Mean Ol Mr. Gravity....
      We've had our disputes, historically lol
  • MTurney
    Club Member
    • Feb 2020
    • 261
    • Grapevine, TX

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    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      I don’t car who ya ar.....that there’s funny!

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Headspace is too low on the first jar on the left. Let's be safe!
  • frigate
    Club Member
    • Aug 2019
    • 122
    • East Quogue, NY

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    • RichieB
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      I'll like it but I'd be causing a uncomfortable conversation with my partner if shared beyond our family.
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 243
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    And thanks again to Scott Hilburn and his Argyle Sweater;

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    • Donw
      Club Member
      • Jul 2017
      • 3391

      Panhead John I found your bologna sandwich post. Did not know you were famous in Brooklyn. Looks delicious.😋 I can see why you are so proud.

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      • Panhead John
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        Thank you Donw Now the rest of the world can be exposed to my culinary prowess! I dare anyone to try and recreate that masterpiece! I shall laugh unabashedly at your feeble attempts.
        Last edited by Panhead John; November 7, 2020, 07:59 PM.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Bwaahahahahahaha!

      • THE Humble Texan
        THE Humble Texan commented
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        Due to the groups rules I will refrain from making a political comment.
    • frigate
      Club Member
      • Aug 2019
      • 122
      • East Quogue, NY

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        You know what's yellow and walks through walls? Casper the Friendly Banana
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 243
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      Ithis took me a second or two . . .

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      Thank you to Hagar The Horrible by Chris Browne!

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      • ofelles
        ofelles commented
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        ! 1/2 minutes. But I'm challenged!

      • gcdmd
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        I just thought they were female camels. If they can have two humps, why not...

      • DesertRaider
        DesertRaider commented
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        Gotta love Hagar!
    • MTurney
      Club Member
      • Feb 2020
      • 261
      • Grapevine, TX

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      • Bogy
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        Fortunately, the relatives who would be a problem, don't come to our Thanksgivings anymore.
    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 243
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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      • gcdmd
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        In the Army they used to say the fastest thing in the world was a brand new Spec4 heading for the NCO club.

        I know it has nothing to do with the original post, but since we were talking about military ranks...

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        gcdmd My pappy was a Tech Sgt., way back afore they was specialists. 119th/130th SRIC, WWII. Intercepted Japanese code, also did ADF to locate th source. I do know he served with Royle Nathan Strom, Dorrance Stogsdill, an Vito Menedolia, soon to become KC's Italian sausage king. I remember goin down to 4th an Brooklyn, when I was a kid. Purty sure we was th only Irishmen allowed into th neighbourhood...
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 10, 2020, 09:14 PM.

      • THE Humble Texan
        THE Humble Texan commented
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        He should have talked to my wife because she said it's the imbeciles. I think she is right because I don't think anyone else could keep a straight face this long. But then fortunately I don't see them behind closed doors.

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