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Club Member
- Jun 2018
- 2442
- Brentwood CA
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Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
LSG Insulated Cabinet
Jumbo Joe
VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
Thermoworks Signal
Thermoworks Dot
Thermopen Mk4
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Original sack lunch! Now that is funny!Last edited by JimLinebarger; November 4, 2020, 07:38 PM.
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Administrator
- May 2014
- 15420
- central MI, USA
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Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue
Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.
Smokers / Grills- Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
- PBC
- Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
- Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
- Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
- Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
- Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
- Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
- Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
- Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)
Thermometers- (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
- (7) Maverick ET-732s
- (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
- (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
- (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
- Thermapen MkII, orange
- ThermoPop, yellow
- ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
- Morpilot 6-probe wireless
- ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
- ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well
Accessories- Instant Pot 6qt
- Anova Bluetooth SV
- Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
- Kindling Cracker King (XL)
- BBQ Dragon
- Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
- Weber grill topper
- Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
- Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
- Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter
Beverages- Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
- Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
- Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
- Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
- Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
- Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
- Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.
About me
Real name: Aaron
Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)
Occupation:- Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 956
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 956
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Reminds me of a night out...
A rather large woman asked if I had a phone number.
“Of course I do...do you have a pen.”
“Of course I do!” she replied.
“Don’t you think you should get back before the farmer finds you missing?” Same result. ;-)
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One reason I don't go to bars anymore! Lol
Not gonna mention the others......
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Club Member
- Mar 2016
- 1193
- Sunny SoCal
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Cooking gadgets
Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
Weber Summit Platinum D6
Blue Rhino Razor
Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
Anova WiFi
Thermometers
Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.
Other useful bits...
KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL
Alright, here’s another Dad joke for ya...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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I’m gonna give you a courtesy like. Joking surfdogLast edited by Panhead John; November 5, 2020, 09:48 PM.
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To be fair Panhead John I didn’t say it was good...and did qualify it as a Dad joke. ;-)
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Club Member
- Apr 2016
- 13313
- Near Richmond VA
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Weber Performer Deluxe
SNS
Pizza insert
Rotisserie
Smokenator 1000
Cookshack Smokette Elite
2 Thermapens
Chefalarm
Dot
lots of probes.
CyberQ
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When my son was 14 we lived in a house at the top of a hill, with a steep driveway, then a fairly level cull de sac, and then another steep street to the cross street. He and his friends were "luging" down our drive and across the cull de sac on skateboards. My son thought it would be a good idea to roll off his skateboard the way lugers do on snow and ice. Doesn't work so good with a t-shirt on concrete. He scraped most of the skin off his side between his hip and armpit.Last edited by Bogy; November 6, 2020, 04:03 PM.
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Panhead John I found your bologna sandwich post. Did not know you were famous in Brooklyn. Looks delicious.😋 I can see why you are so proud.
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Thank you Donw Now the rest of the world can be exposed to my culinary prowess! I dare anyone to try and recreate that masterpiece! I shall laugh unabashedly at your feeble attempts.Last edited by Panhead John; November 7, 2020, 07:59 PM.
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Due to the groups rules I will refrain from making a political comment.
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gcdmd My pappy was a Tech Sgt., way back afore they was specialists. 119th/130th SRIC, WWII. Intercepted Japanese code, also did ADF to locate th source. I do know he served with Royle Nathan Strom, Dorrance Stogsdill, an Vito Menedolia, soon to become KC's Italian sausage king. I remember goin down to 4th an Brooklyn, when I was a kid. Purty sure we was th only Irishmen allowed into th neighbourhood...Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 10, 2020, 09:14 PM.
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He should have talked to my wife because she said it's the imbeciles. I think she is right because I don't think anyone else could keep a straight face this long. But then fortunately I don't see them behind closed doors.
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