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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 956
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    MY FIRST MUG SHOT
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    • fracmeister
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      Barry Larry Terry is his name...at least the city owned up to faking it https://whnt.com/news/local-officer-...dia-sensation/

    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      Former child star & muppet Beaker. My how things change.

    • DesertRaider
      DesertRaider commented
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      "OK kids, pay attention please. When Uncle Fester puts his head in the vice, it's acting! Don't try this at home."
  • gcdmd
    Charter Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 1089
    • The Republic of Texas

    Arroyo Restaurant Signs:

    https://www.penguinmd.com/view/funny...imtehbstqzrvgm

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Thank you! Dod var gud!
  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1193
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

    MTurney Your post reminds me of something I posted elsewhere a few years ago...


    Hmm...and it was all going so well...

    Until I hit the curb about 50 feet from my front door.

    Well, didn't "hit it" so much as not having attempted to surmount it with enough steam so as to allow BOTH wheels to overcome said obstacle...

    So while the front wheel cleared it, impressively and without effort, the rear wheel, it would seem, failed to get those instructions, or at the very least refused to cooperate...thus bringing my forward momentum to zero.

    Curiously, bad things happen when a bicycle in motion rapidly slows to zero. Balance becomes not only dodgy but well-nigh impossible...especially when not only are both wheels on a different plane...but the back wheel has taken a rest against the curb at an odd angle...

    Full stop.

    Alas, though it felt as if there was plenty of time (seeing as time had managed to stop to give the gods a chance to witness the spectacle) there was in fact not enough time with which to extricate my foot from the confines of its sinister "clip less" pedal.

    So, in a slow motion ballet beau tragédie...I went down. Upon landing, my left foot, or topmost and thus useless to the occasion, came loose. Oh joy of joys. My right foot, which may have in fact impeded my bodily connection with the ground, remained firmly attached. No doubt a comfort to those that think their bike may, at any point, be stolen from under themselves.

    And, as you might be laughing at my little diversion, do not concern yourself that I was not doing the same. Quite frankly, I laughed my arse off. Now, whether I shall feel the same in the morning, obviously, remains to be seen. But for now, just minor scrapes and bruises. So, no worries.

    And, equally important, at least to me...the bicycle sustained no damage.

    So in the end, all is well.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Glad yer safe an well, an th bike's okay, Brother!

      Yup, always amazes me how very few people nowadays actually git that Physics is not jus a recommendation....
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; November 3, 2020, 03:08 PM.

    • Bogy
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      Many years ago I was riding my bike and trying to figure out why the gears were not changing properly. Which is when I rear ended a parked car, catapulting me over the handlebars, and slicing my forearm from wrist to elbow along the way. 50 years ago, still have the scar.

    • surfdog
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      Bogy Yikes. I had a friend do a similar thing many years ago...fortunately he simply slid across the car. He got lucky.

      OTOH, I have another friend that is permanently paralyzed after hitting a parked vehicle. She was training, trying to beat a personal best. On a hill she’s bombed down countless times...she tucked up to gain speed, head down, and hit a city truck the was partially in the road.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13313
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Aliens come to earth. They meet with all the world leaders. Eventually it’s the Pope’s turn to chat to them.

    He asks the one alien, “Greetings alien, what do you think of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?”

    The alien exclaims, “Ah, JC! He’s my boy! We have a massive party when he visits us once a year!”

    “He visits you once a year?” The Pope asks in astonishment. “He hasn’t been to earth in more than two millennia! How did you manage that?!”

    “Well, when he first came to our planet we gave him a box of our finest chocolates. What did you guys do?”

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    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      That's a reeely good one. Still laughing.
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 243
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    What do you call a chicken ghost?

    A poultrygeist!

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 956
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      ...
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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 956
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • DesertRaider
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          That brings back a lot of memories. Well, sort of.
      • fracmeister
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1362
        • Sprang, TX
        • Dances with lemmings

          (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

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        • hoovarmin
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1124
          • Neptune Beach, FL
          • Weber Performer 22
            SNS
            Joule
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermapen
            Kingsford Blue Bag

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          David has a good point, here.

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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2442
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2442
            • Brentwood CA
            • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
              Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
              LSG Insulated Cabinet
              Jumbo Joe
              VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
              FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
              Thermoworks Signal
              Thermoworks Dot
              Thermopen Mk4

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            • Huskee
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              These are great, I have to rememebr these to tell my kids.

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              They are great! And I hadn't heard a bunch of them, cool.

            • ofelles
              ofelles commented
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              Ya great Dad jokes Huskee.
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 956
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

            ,,,
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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 956
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

            ,,.
            Attached Files

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            • Jfrosty27
              Jfrosty27 commented
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              You kill me! 🤣😂

            • Huskee
              Huskee commented
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              I actually LOLed at this. Good stuff. Spinaker would approve
          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 956
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

            ,,,
            Attached Files

            Comment

            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 956
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

              ...
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