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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 242
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thanks again to Wayno and Piraro of Bizarro!

    And, just for fun, you can get a haggis (or haggis bites) here: Haggis for Sale in the USA. Jumpin' Jehosephat! I love the internet!
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 29, 2020, 01:26 PM. Reason: missed a letter

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    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 2525
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

      There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

      I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.

      A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

      The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

      'There's something wrong with my ****', he replied.

      The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

      'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

      The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

      The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

      The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

      'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

      The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

      'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

      The waiting room erupted in laughter...

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      • HawkerXP
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        Can't like this one enough!
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3708
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • hoovarmin
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        Whoever wrote that deserves a Pulitzer

      • Panhead John
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        What’s wrong with listening to Yoko?

      • gcdmd
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        Panhead John
        Nothing, as long as the mute button is working.
    • hoovarmin
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1124
      • Neptune Beach, FL
      • Weber Performer 22
        SNS
        Joule
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermapen
        Kingsford Blue Bag

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      • fracmeister
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1363
        • Sprang, TX
        • Dances with lemmings

          (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

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        • Mark V
          Mark V commented
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          Wish there could be something good to come out of this pandemic!

        • Wedunne
          Wedunne commented
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          If they had the internet back then, he would have been playing video games and watching cat videos. Instead we got calculus, gravity and a bunch of other stuff.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 242
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        Yeahrrr, it's a leetle early, but it's almost after Halloween. . .

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        • Fire Chicken
          Fire Chicken commented
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          Clever! Bea White...

        • ComfortablyNumb
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          Oh now I get it. May your Christmas be golden!

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Stop being such a smart*** ComfortablyNumb ! :-)
      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3708
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

        Beatles commemorative t-shirt, The White Album. $79.99.

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        • Panhead John
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          I must have at least ten of those.

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Panhead John --I have three of these; got 'em as knock-offs though. . .
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3452
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 950
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          He set tile for a living and was in his sixties.

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Makes me feel better about myself! I don’t start drinking til 7am.

        • ofelles
          ofelles commented
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          ComfortablyNumb We were neighbors?
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 950
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ,,,
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        • ofelles
          ofelles commented
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          Panhead John, only once?!?

        • Mark V
          Mark V commented
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          I suspect that was the last time.

        • Huskee
          Huskee commented
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          The longer you look at this the funnier it gets
      • hoovarmin
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1124
        • Neptune Beach, FL
        • Weber Performer 22
          SNS
          Joule
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermapen
          Kingsford Blue Bag


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        • Panhead John
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          Well hoovarmin all I can say is....This will never touch your “stool sample” comment. Not even close. 🍻

        • ComfortablyNumb
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

        • Huskee
          Huskee commented
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          I feel like that song is so good that it will be popular in another 10 years once it's about 30yrs old. Then it will get the respect it never got.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13311
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ


        Your momma is so ugly… the entire world faked a pandemic just so she has to wear a mask.

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        • fracmeister
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1363
          • Sprang, TX
          • Dances with lemmings

            (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

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          • TJMagneto
            Club Member
            • Mar 2017
            • 186
            • Visalia California

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            • THE Humble Texan
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              It's the one legged aliens! They have been to my house too!
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3708
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Henrik
              Henrik commented
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              Lol!

            • Huskee
              Huskee commented
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              I now see how English can be *written* in an accent. It took me a few takes to understand the words.

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