Had a few family members do this, and a few parishioners over the years.
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I remember "destination wedding" impinging on my consciousness not too many years ago. I thought it sounded like an expensive way to pare down a guest list. . . and not have to take any responsibility for cutting people.Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 24, 2020, 07:48 PM. -
Didn't have time to explain the "family members" part when I posted this.
My own darkest memory of a destination wedding was my sister's wedding, which took place on Chappaquiddick Island. My dad and I officiated, and it was the wedding from hell. It's a long an involved story, and now that the groom is my EX-brother-in-law I can tell it in my mother's presence. My daughter and her wife were married in a state park, beautiful setting and well planned (as opposed to my sister's fiasco).
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I know......I found out the hard way.Last edited by Panhead John; October 24, 2020, 07:51 PM.
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He's gonna fall of the bone when he takes this off!!Attached FilesComment
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Apparently, one can only say “Look at you! You got so big!” to children.
Old girlfriends tend to get offended.Comment
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My son, 6' 7", used to be pretty dang skinny in late teens-early 20s; I used to call him spider-monkey boy. He move out, went vegan (and loves his taters) and now is running a definite gut; not too large, but there. A couple of years ago a friend who had not seen him for a while told him, "You done got THICK!" -
Foehn Watts, When I was in high school I was 6'5", and weighed 135 lbs. At my heaviest, I was about 300. At that time I used to say I was twice the man I used to be. But I lost 70 lbs, so I can't say that anymore.
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My girlfriend said she likes laughing & surprises...
But knock on her bedroom window at 2 AM in a clown mask and it’s all screaming & chaos.Comment
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Saw this on another forum. Sums up a lotta days for me. Retirement is great!
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Forget Covid! Not enough sanitizer in the world. Back to wearing rubber gloves when I shop.Attached FilesComment
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Panhead John Did the same when just a lad...and like Mark V felt like hell because that was seriously NOT my intention. Learned all about the effects of wind that day.
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Panhead John, I always take everything in the Jokes thread completely seriously. I always take everything very seriously! Not a cynical, deceitful, duplicitous, humorous bone in my body. Anybody who says different probably knows me!
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