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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 634
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    Had a few family members do this, and a few parishioners over the years.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      I remember "destination wedding" impinging on my consciousness not too many years ago. I thought it sounded like an expensive way to pare down a guest list. . . and not have to take any responsibility for cutting people.
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 24, 2020, 07:48 PM.

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      I’ve photographed some of those. LOL

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      Didn't have time to explain the "family members" part when I posted this.
      My own darkest memory of a destination wedding was my sister's wedding, which took place on Chappaquiddick Island. My dad and I officiated, and it was the wedding from hell. It's a long an involved story, and now that the groom is my EX-brother-in-law I can tell it in my mother's presence. My daughter and her wife were married in a state park, beautiful setting and well planned (as opposed to my sister's fiasco).
  • frigate
    Club Member
    • Aug 2019
    • 127
    • East Quogue, NY

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    • Panhead John
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      I know......I found out the hard way.
      Last edited by Panhead John; October 24, 2020, 07:51 PM.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1185
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Inquiring minds want to know: Dit the bronze tell him to go the long way or the short cut?

    • Mark V
      Mark V commented
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      That's a nude beach!

      Looked, didn't you?
  • tenphases
    Club Member
    • Nov 2016
    • 343
    • Jersey City NJ
    • Fast Eddy's Cook Shack PG 1000
      Humphrey's Pint with Fireboard + Pit Viper
      Hasty-Bake 256 Gourmet Dual Finish
      Camp Chef DLX pellet pooper/sear burner/jerky rack
      Broil King Keg Kamado
      Charbroil Kamander
      Original Pit Barrel Cooker
      Barrel House Cooker
      Akorn Kamado with cart
      WSM 22 with Flame Boss
      WSM 18.5 with Flame Boss
      Weber Kettle Performer (with Slow n Sear/Drip n Griddle)
      Weber Jumbo Joe
      Weber Smokey Joe
      Weber Q gasser with stand
      Blackstone Griddle 22 with stand and lid
      Blackstone Griddle 36
      Akorn Kamado jr

    He's gonna fall of the bone when he takes this off!!
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    • Panhead John
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      Just a typical Saturday night for me.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Looks like he wants the part in the new movie 'The Predator of Oz'

    • HawkerXP
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      Where is the matching foil hat?
  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2576
    • Brentwood CA


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    • MTurney
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      • Feb 2020
      • 262
      • Grapevine, TX

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      • gcdmd
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        I think of them as deconstructed Frito pie.
    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1222
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      Apparently, one can only say “Look at you! You got so big!” to children.

      Old girlfriends tend to get offended.

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      • Foehn Watts
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        My son, 6' 7", used to be pretty dang skinny in late teens-early 20s; I used to call him spider-monkey boy. He move out, went vegan (and loves his taters) and now is running a definite gut; not too large, but there. A couple of years ago a friend who had not seen him for a while told him, "You done got THICK!"

      • Bogy
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        Foehn Watts, When I was in high school I was 6'5", and weighed 135 lbs. At my heaviest, I was about 300. At that time I used to say I was twice the man I used to be. But I lost 70 lbs, so I can't say that anymore.
    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 1222
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      My girlfriend said she likes laughing & surprises...

      But knock on her bedroom window at 2 AM in a clown mask and it’s all screaming & chaos.

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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2576
        • Brentwood CA


        Saw this on another forum. Sums up a lotta days for me. Retirement is great!
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      • KenC52
        Charter Member
        • Jun 2015
        • 116
        • Pittsburg, Texas
        • Weber Performer, Weber Jumbo Joe, Weber Smokey Joe (which I made into a mini-WSM), Weber Q 120 (which I converted to a portable flat top griddle), Oklahoma Joe offset cabinet smoker, Lodge hibachi, Pitt Boss Tailgater
          Maverick ET 733
          Favorite Cook - Sausage, any kind of sausage!

        Forget Covid! Not enough sanitizer in the world. Back to wearing rubber gloves when I shop.
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        • DesertRaider
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          And now it's time to go bleach the eyes.

        • Fire Chicken
          Fire Chicken commented
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          And that's one reason I don't go to Walymart.

        • Mark V
          Mark V commented
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          Not funny, I have seen that in the rear!
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13527
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • Panhead John
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          Pre sending my condolences. I will raise a drumstick in his honor that day.
      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3782
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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        • Panhead John
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          I shot a bird off the telephone wire once with my Daisy BB Gun.

        • Mark V
          Mark V commented
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          None of them, you would be dead if they were there.

          And panhead, I hit one with a slingshot when I was a kid and felt like hell. Never thought I could hit it.

        • surfdog
          surfdog commented
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          Panhead John Did the same when just a lad...and like Mark V felt like hell because that was seriously NOT my intention. Learned all about the effects of wind that day.
      • Panhead John
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        • Aug 2020
        • 1185
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Bogy
          Bogy commented
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          Panhead John, I always take everything in the Jokes thread completely seriously. I always take everything very seriously! Not a cynical, deceitful, duplicitous, humorous bone in my body. Anybody who says different probably knows me!

        • gcdmd
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          Bogy
          You may not have a humorous bone in your body, but I hope you have at least one humerus one.

        • Mark V
          Mark V commented
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          After the first two lines I thought it was a strip club.
      • MTurney
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        • Feb 2020
        • 262
        • Grapevine, TX

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        • Panhead John
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          Or....the first....and only time I pedaled with em barefoot.

        • THE Humble Texan
          THE Humble Texan commented
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          when I road my bicycle it had a tank on it.

        • surfdog
          surfdog commented
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          Yeah...they can be kinda tough...but when a clipless is determined to not let go... Sheesh!
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1185
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Remembering his mommy?

        • DesertRaider
          DesertRaider commented
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          Foehn Watts Uh, that's just so wrong on so many levels.

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