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Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
Weber Genesis E-310
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Thermoworks ThermoPop
Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.
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You knew damn good and well ofelles that when you joined AR, there was a good chance controversies were going to arise! If you can’t stand the heat.........go join amazingvegancooks.com
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Panhead John
But my mommy said I could play here so you can't stop me!! nehner, nehner!
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Size DOES matter with nachos. Anyone who tells you anything else is giving you FAKE NEWS!
Thank you Brother Bogy for standing up for the truth.
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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😂😂😂 What is so funny about that is just the visuals that go through your head. I mean, how do you determine the winner?Last edited by Panhead John; October 20, 2020, 12:22 PM.
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Panhead John . . . yeah, I read the post!
and as for determining a winnah--is the bout between two persons or . . . are you fighting a personal battle, ah, with yourself, parts unspecified?
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This is late Panhead John but wouldn't the winner be the last man, um, er, standing?
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Club Member
- Mar 2016
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- North Central Iowa
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Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
Weber Genesis E-310
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Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
Thermoworks ThermoPop
Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.
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Yearr Bogy , I know what you mean. In our case it is mainly that the husband bought the stove "for me." And now he loves geekin' out with it; heaven forbid I should load the wood/heat it up/mess with the stove in any way. Sheesh--you know those folk who drive slow because they are in no rush? You should see how husband drives because we have a Prius, all in the name of mo' bettah gas mileage. . . :-)Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 21, 2020, 02:21 PM.
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Foehn Watts, looking at the pile of wood, and thinking about southern California reminds me of the 1970s and the first oil crises. I was managing a tool department in a suburb of LA, and everybody was freaking out about how much it was going to cost to heat their houses. I could not keep chain saws, of any brand or size, in stock. I'd drive 100 miles if a warehouse told me I could get 6 chain saws. Wonder how many of their neighbors trees disappeared.
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Club Member
- Mar 2016
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- North Central Iowa
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Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
Weber Genesis E-310
Original Grilla
Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
Thermoworks ThermoPop
Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 924
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 924
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
Me and ofelles got together the other day and had a few beers. We only had 3 apiece and decided to call it a day.Last edited by Panhead John; October 21, 2020, 06:23 PM.
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I just busted out laughing Red Man if ida been drinking ida spit it out. 😂Last edited by Panhead John; October 21, 2020, 08:53 PM.
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Club Member
- Jan 2016
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- Seattle area
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Pit Barrel Cooker - 2015
22" Kettle + SnS - 2016
Thermapen - 2016
Jambo 24x48 offset smoker (Big Tex) - 2017
Camp Chef Denali griddle - 2018
Billows and Signals - 2020
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I think I used to date her.
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I vote for keepin the bottom then puttin' on an ab six-pack and muscly pecs!
Panhead John -just read your post--LOL!Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 23, 2020, 03:49 PM.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Went to my first HS re-nunion. Heard women talking about "did you see So-and-so, did you see So-and-so?!" These women were, well, amazed and practically panting about him. I had known him in high school: a tall, skinny, geeky, black-rimmed-glasses wearing guy; we had been in band together.
Then I saw him. He was D*** fine looking: Still tall, nicely not geeky at all, ditched the glasses for contacts. Bayyy-BEE. A young vintage that really improved with age. I was happy we went to HS together!Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 24, 2020, 07:42 PM.
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 924
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 924
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 924
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales so he put up a sign that read "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the owner said, "you were close but the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.
A week later the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again, he asked for his free sex.
The owner again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The owner said, Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, Bubba, "I think that game is rigged and they don't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."
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