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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled - Rescheduled for March 2022

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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 634
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    I know we aren't supposed to get political here, but this is something I believe needs to be said!

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    Last edited by Bogy; October 19, 2020, 02:53 PM.

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    • Panhead John
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      You knew damn good and well ofelles that when you joined AR, there was a good chance controversies were going to arise! If you can’t stand the heat.........go join amazingvegancooks.com

    • ofelles
      ofelles commented
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      Panhead John
      But my mommy said I could play here so you can't stop me!! nehner, nehner!

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Size DOES matter with nachos. Anyone who tells you anything else is giving you FAKE NEWS!

      Thank you Brother Bogy for standing up for the truth.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1185
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    I’ve had a lot of fun here at AR and learned a lot. It was nice knowing y’all.
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    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      😂😂😂 What is so funny about that is just the visuals that go through your head. I mean, how do you determine the winner?
      Last edited by Panhead John; October 20, 2020, 12:22 PM.

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Panhead John . . . yeah, I read the post!

      and as for determining a winnah--is the bout between two persons or . . . are you fighting a personal battle, ah, with yourself, parts unspecified?

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      This is late Panhead John but wouldn't the winner be the last man, um, er, standing?
  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 634
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    I just bought a log cabin from Ikea!

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Yearr Bogy , I know what you mean. In our case it is mainly that the husband bought the stove "for me." And now he loves geekin' out with it; heaven forbid I should load the wood/heat it up/mess with the stove in any way. Sheesh--you know those folk who drive slow because they are in no rush? You should see how husband drives because we have a Prius, all in the name of mo' bettah gas mileage. . . :-)
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 21, 2020, 02:21 PM.

    • Bogy
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      Foehn Watts, looking at the pile of wood, and thinking about southern California reminds me of the 1970s and the first oil crises. I was managing a tool department in a suburb of LA, and everybody was freaking out about how much it was going to cost to heat their houses. I could not keep chain saws, of any brand or size, in stock. I'd drive 100 miles if a warehouse told me I could get 6 chain saws. Wonder how many of their neighbors trees disappeared.

    • frigate
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      Yes, the instructions to build the house are all on one 8.5" x 11" sheet.
  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 634
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      OMG, don't tell my husband!!! Yikes!

    • Texas Larry
      Texas Larry commented
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      Sent this out to my wife and four daughters. Got swamped with sarcasm, believe it or not.🙄

    • DesertRaider
      DesertRaider commented
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      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss!
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1185
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    Here ya go Bogy
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    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Whole lotta truth in that!

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      Don’t care who ya are or what yer views are...that’s funny!

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      Any chance there is an escalator?
  • frigate
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    • Aug 2019
    • 127
    • East Quogue, NY

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    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      So very much right up my alley, Many Thanks Brother!
      Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 20, 2020, 07:00 PM.

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      So why did s/he get an F? At the top of the page is says to answer each question as accurately as possible. Seems to me each answer is accurate.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1185
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    ...
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    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Hey, Panhead John --it got you outta yer chair, right? All is good.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1185
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    Me and ofelles got together the other day and had a few beers. We only had 3 apiece and decided to call it a day.
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    Last edited by Panhead John; October 21, 2020, 06:23 PM.

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    • Red Man
      Red Man commented
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      Lightweights

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      I just busted out laughing Red Man if ida been drinking ida spit it out. 😂
      Last edited by Panhead John; October 21, 2020, 08:53 PM.

    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      I've heard of a short beer, but, until now, I had never heard of a long beer.
  • PBCDad
    Club Member
    • Jan 2016
    • 411
    • Seattle area
    • Pit Barrel Cooker - 2015
      22" Kettle + SnS - 2016
      Thermapen - 2016
      Jambo 24x48 offset smoker (Big Tex) - 2017
      Camp Chef Denali griddle - 2018
      Billows and Signals - 2020

    I'm going to have to try this the next time I make chicken

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    • ofelles
      ofelles commented
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      That would be great for a pot luck!

    • Panhead John
      Panhead John commented
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      I think I used to date her.

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      I vote for keepin the bottom then puttin' on an ab six-pack and muscly pecs!

      Panhead John -just read your post--LOL!
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 23, 2020, 03:49 PM.
  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3478
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

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    Bogy will probably get some mileage out of this one....

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1185
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      ...
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      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        Went to my first HS re-nunion. Heard women talking about "did you see So-and-so, did you see So-and-so?!" These women were, well, amazed and practically panting about him. I had known him in high school: a tall, skinny, geeky, black-rimmed-glasses wearing guy; we had been in band together.

        Then I saw him. He was D*** fine looking: Still tall, nicely not geeky at all, ditched the glasses for contacts. Bayyy-BEE. A young vintage that really improved with age. I was happy we went to HS together!
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 24, 2020, 07:42 PM.
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1185
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      ,,,
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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1185
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ..,
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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Where do you think I stole it from? 😂

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Now what are the chances that two serial killers frequent this board?

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          What makes you think there’s only 2 of us?
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1185
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ...
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        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
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          Must be a pretty big guy. Think he was cremated.
      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 265
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales so he put up a sign that read "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP."

        Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
        If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.

        The redneck guessed 8, and the owner said, "you were close but the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.

        A week later the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again, he asked for his free sex.

        The owner again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The owner said, Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time."

        As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, Bubba, "I think that game is rigged and they don't really give away free sex."

        Bubba replied, "It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Likeys!

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