A guy I work with named Joe Nami and his wife had decided on naming their newborn baby girl “Sue”…
But then they realized that it would be a disaster.
But then they realized that it would be a disaster.
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Mispost!Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 19, 2020, 01:07 PM. -
"Fun with Dick and Jane" just took a very awkward turn.
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Liquid Diet BBQ
Smoked Orange Chicken
I'm on an all liquid diet for an upcoming medical procedure. Just a routine check up, if you get what I'm saying.
I was given a list of items acceptable for a liquid diet, and the list included gelatin (not red) and broth. This set my creative mind to work and here's evidence of the cook :-)
I combined orange gelatin with homemade chicken broth and created a mold. Then I spatchcocked it and sprinkled it with Simon and Garfunkel rub.
Then I smoked it, low and slow, until I had an internal temp of 48 F.
I used pecan so as not to overwhelm the chicken flavors with smoke.
After it got up to the finishing temp, you wouldn't believe how jiggly it was! And you talk about probe tender!
And, just one more thing, take a look at that smoke ring that I found when I cut into it!
Don't tell me BBQ and liquid diet can't go hand in hand.
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Foehn Watts , I mixed the polyethylene with Gatorade Frost Zero, and it was very doable for me. I hope if you ever need to take that stuff again that you find a better combo to hide the consistency. :-) -
Hmmm. mrteddyprincess Whatever mine was, I had to mix it with a gallon of water and drink it all. The Gatorade Zero sound like a possible alternative, but drinking a gallon of that for me would be just as bad, Any way, it might have been only a gallon jug but it seemed more like a 5 gallon carboy. . . UGGGGH!
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Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 19, 2020, 01:15 PM.Comment
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Panhead John all those missing are probably in the room where the picture of this was taken!
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Us guys should heed this also
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes t o bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"Comment
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