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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13311
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    A guy I work with named Joe Nami and his wife had decided on naming their newborn baby girl “Sue”…


    But then they realized that it would be a disaster.

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    • wu7y
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      It took me a minute, but that's pretty good!

    • HawkerXP
      HawkerXP commented
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      That just washed over me!

    • holehogg
      holehogg commented
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      I sea where you went with that one and I'll just wave it on HawkerXP
  • holehogg
    Club Member
    • Nov 2017
    • 2525
    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Mispost!
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 19, 2020, 01:07 PM.

    • DesertRaider
      DesertRaider commented
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      "Fun with Dick and Jane" just took a very awkward turn.

    • Mark V
      Mark V commented
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      What a cunning linguist!
  • mrteddyprincess
    Club Member
    • Sep 2018
    • 389

    Liquid Diet BBQ
    Smoked Orange Chicken


    I'm on an all liquid diet for an upcoming medical procedure. Just a routine check up, if you get what I'm saying.

    I was given a list of items acceptable for a liquid diet, and the list included gelatin (not red) and broth. This set my creative mind to work and here's evidence of the cook :-)

    I combined orange gelatin with homemade chicken broth and created a mold. Then I spatchcocked it and sprinkled it with Simon and Garfunkel rub.

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    Then I smoked it, low and slow, until I had an internal temp of 48 F.

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    I used pecan so as not to overwhelm the chicken flavors with smoke.

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    After it got up to the finishing temp, you wouldn't believe how jiggly it was! And you talk about probe tender!

    And, just one more thing, take a look at that smoke ring that I found when I cut into it!

    Don't tell me BBQ and liquid diet can't go hand in hand.

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    • mrteddyprincess
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      Foehn Watts , I mixed the polyethylene with Gatorade Frost Zero, and it was very doable for me. I hope if you ever need to take that stuff again that you find a better combo to hide the consistency. :-)

    • Foehn Watts
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      Hmmm. mrteddyprincess Whatever mine was, I had to mix it with a gallon of water and drink it all. The Gatorade Zero sound like a possible alternative, but drinking a gallon of that for me would be just as bad, Any way, it might have been only a gallon jug but it seemed more like a 5 gallon carboy. . . UGGGGH!
      :-)
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 19, 2020, 06:45 PM. Reason: stuff

    • Bogy
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      The last time I had to drink that gallon jug, it came with two packets of flavoring. Orange and lemon. The instructions were to add one of them. I added both of them, and then got the jug and it's contents as cold as I could. Then I chugged it!
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3708
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      and the last bit to add if you are a cat owner:

      " . . . beause it's, like, a really good box . . . " for a cat.

    • Mosca
      Mosca commented
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      I just said to Mrs yesterday. Same thing, don't throw that box on the fire. It's a good box!

    • Mosca
      Mosca commented
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      I just said to Mrs yesterday. Same thing, don't throw that box on the fire. It's a good box!
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 953
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    ...
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    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 638
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • Spinaker
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        Yeah, it did not end well.

      • surfdog
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        Much truth.
    • Spinaker
      Moderator
      • Nov 2014
      • 10847
      • Land of Tonka
      • John "J R"
        Instagram: JRBowlsby
        Smokin' Hound Que
        Minnesota/ United States of America

        ********************************************
        Assistants
        Dexter (Beagle mix)
        Kinnick (American Foxhound)
        ************************

        Grills/Smokers/Fryers
        Big Green Egg (Large) X3
        Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

        Karubeque C-60
        Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
        Lodge L410 Hibachi
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
        R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

        Weber Spirit Gasser
        ******************.
        Thermometers
        FireBoard (Base Package)
        Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
        Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
        **************

        Accessories
        Big Green Egg Plate Setter
        Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
        Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

        Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
        Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

        Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
        Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
        Eggspander Kit X2
        Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

        Finex Cat Iron Line
        FireBoard Drive
        Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
        Grill Grates
        Joule Water Circulator
        KBQ Fire Grate

        Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
        Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
        Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
        Large Vortex
        Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
        Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
        Smithey No. 12
        Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
        Stargazer No.10, 12
        Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
        Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
        ********************************
        Fuel
        FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
        Kingsford Blue and White
        Rockwood Lump Charcoal
        Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
        **************************

        Cutlery
        Buck 119 Special
        Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

        Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
        Global
        Shun
        Wusthof
        *******
        Next Major Purchase
        Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

      I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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      • DesertRaider
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        I was going to say that was a groaner, but, whatever floats your boat! I know, too subtle
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 953
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      ..,
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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 953
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ,,,
        Attached Files

        Comment

        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 953
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          ,.,
          Attached Files

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          • ofelles
            ofelles commented
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            That happened to you too!?!

          • Panhead John
            Panhead John commented
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            A lot! ofelles.

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            Some people just can't accept an offer to help without getting all nosy!
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 242
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          I know some of you all are from here:

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          Thank you, Scott Hilburn, creator of Arglye Sweater!
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 19, 2020, 01:15 PM.

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          • Panhead John
            Panhead John commented
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            Let’s see.....I’m on the far left, ofelles is to my right, then there’s Bogy next to him......hmmm, can’t make out the others.

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            Vell, dere's Ole, und Sven, und Lars...

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Panhead John all those missing are probably in the room where the picture of this was taken!
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2432
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

          Us guys should heed this also

          A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
          Doctor: "What happened?"
          Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

          Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes t o bed in his Bud Light stupor."

          Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

          Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

          Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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          • surfdog
            surfdog commented
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            OMG I didn’t see that coming! LOL
            So wrong but laughed anyway.

          • Mark V
            Mark V commented
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            I will never apologize for a joke again.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 953
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          ...
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          • DesertRaider
            DesertRaider commented
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            I gotta say, I wouldn't know.

          • surfdog
            surfdog commented
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            Or flying alone.
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 242
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          And about cats and boxes (and thank you Maria Scrivan of Half Full!):

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          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 242
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            Need Help getting the cat in the box?:

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            Thanks again to Maria Scrivan of Half Full!

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            • coustyj
              coustyj commented
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              Yup that's my cats - both of them after they fight about who gets in first

            • DesertRaider
              DesertRaider commented
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              Yup.

            • surfdog
              surfdog commented
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              3A. Treat wounds.

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