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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 242
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thanks to Brian Crane and Pickles.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Dang. I did not think it posted as my browser glitched just as I hit post and I got an error message from the system here. I guess that'll teach me to reload the page BEFORE and look before posting same content again!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 242
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thanks to Brian Crane and Pickles.

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Yeearrrh. Der is an echo here of my making!
  • wu7y
    Club Member
    • Oct 2017
    • 178
    • Gillette Wyoming

    An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane …

    Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.

    The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

    Everybody got off the plane except one old lady who was blind.

    A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

    He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said,

    Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?’

    The blind old lady replied,

    No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.’

    Picture this:

    All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

    The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

    People scattered.

    They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

    with thanks to joe-ks.com


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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 953
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      ...
      Attached Files

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      • MTurney
        Club Member
        • Feb 2020
        • 261
        • Grapevine, TX

        Have you heard of that new restaurant called Karma? They don’t have any menus, you just get what you deserve.

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        • ofelles
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          Don't think I'll be going there!

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Oh yes you will!

        • Mark V
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          The problem is that you pay what you owe.
      • fracmeister
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1363
        • Sprang, TX
        • Dances with lemmings

          (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3452
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

          At my local Acme market there was a big red 'X' on the floor indicating where I should stand at the check out. Yeah right, I've seen too many Roadrunner cartoons to fall for that one.

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          • Mark V
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            There was the (joke?) about someone changing the arrows on the floor in an Ikea store so that you never got out.
        • BeyondYard
          Club Member
          • Oct 2020
          • 9
          • Fort Lauderdale

          My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents house.

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          • surfdog
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            Getting ready to take out a girl I’ve known for a very long time...I told her to bring a friend.

            Kinda shocked, she asked why I wanted her to bring a friend.

            I told her, “I’m not a completely SOB...I just don’t think you should walk home alone.” LOL

          • Mark V
            Mark V commented
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            Missed an opportunity for ... never mind.
        • BeyondYard
          Club Member
          • Oct 2020
          • 9
          • Fort Lauderdale

          My ex wife told me MY son was arrested for setting a building on fire. I corrected her... ARSON

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          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 638
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            Don't piss off old people! The older we get the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent!

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            • ofelles
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              Sometimes?

            • DesertRaider
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              Foehn Watts I don't think I've ever had something fight to get out. Well, maybe once. But only because he was a lot bigger and I can't run.

            • Foehn Watts
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              DesertRaider -- my sister says I am too nice. And perhaps I am, but I am becoming more unwilling to be nice all the time. Sometimes people gotta be told thing, ya know? Yeah, people have bad days , but Holy &(*&) don't expect me to get dumped on and take it alla the time. :-)
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 242
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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            Thank you Wayno and Piraro for Bizarro!

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            • HawkerXP
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              We have a neighbor who's car alarm goes off at 4:15am.

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              HawkerXP I had a neighbour like that, until I got a shotgun that went off at 4:16! ;-)
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 638
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            Seems like something along this line was posted not that long ago, but the year is still here:

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            • Foehn Watts
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              42!!

            • Fire Chicken
              Fire Chicken commented
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              3.8 oz but I could be wrong. Nothing seems to add up this year.........

            • THE Humble Texan
              THE Humble Texan commented
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              Shift down into second gear.
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 242
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?


            Mount Rushmore.

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            • Foehn Watts
              Club Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 242
              • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

              Here's an oldy and a moldy:

              Why don't melons get married?

              Because they canteloupe!

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              • BeyondYard
                Club Member
                • Oct 2020
                • 9
                • Fort Lauderdale

                A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts. I can't believe it's not better.

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                • Foehn Watts
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                  Your's is way wors'n mine. :-)

                  Any way, you butter get to the hospital!
                  Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 17, 2020, 07:56 PM.

                • Bogy
                  Bogy commented
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                  Foehn Watts, don't sell yourself short! lol

                • Foehn Watts
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                  Gee Bogy thanks --I guess! :-)

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