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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13311
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • Mark V
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      Hocus Pocus:

      Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption?

      Bus Driver: I call it a bus.

      Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose?

      Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most...

      [cracks his knuckle]

      Bus Driver: Forbidden desires.

      Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.

      Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think there's gonna be a problem.
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3708
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • pkadare
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      I laugh out loud every time I see the new "Mommy. Mommy. Mommy." ad. Whomever created and continues to work on this campaign is a genius.

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      I like the one where Mayhem was the 16 year old girl, OMG and Becky's not even hot!

      Yes, I agree, this is a great ad campaign!
  • ofelles
    Club Member
    • Jun 2018
    • 2431
    • Brentwood CA
    • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
      Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
      LSG Insulated Cabinet
      Jumbo Joe
      VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
      FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
      Thermoworks Signal
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      Thermopen Mk4

    British Burger Humour... London, 22nd September


    In the UK, some supermarkets have recently admitted that there is horse meat in their 'home-cooked' burgers.
    Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their burgers.

    Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK.

    Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, the following quips hit the Internet:

    I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. I guess Tesco just listened!

    Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

    Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.

    Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night. I still have a bit between my teeth.

    A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is listed as stable.

    Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

    "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer AND THEY'RE OFF!"

    Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

    I said to my spouse, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots."

    "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian."

    A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face? Cow says "Illegal ingredients are coming over here stealing our jobs!"

    I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

    These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse.

    Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?"

    Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, it's now Win, Place or Show."

    At first, I thought, "Oh great, I've been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me on."

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    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2431
      • Brentwood CA
      • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
        Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
        LSG Insulated Cabinet
        Jumbo Joe
        VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
        FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
        Thermoworks Signal
        Thermoworks Dot
        Thermopen Mk4

      My Son the Veterinarian


      One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,

      the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing

      $1,000. It happened again the next week!

      The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected

      And saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on

      the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.


      "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week

      in the collection plate," he stated.

      "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money

      And I give some of it to the church."

      The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

      The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

      The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

      "He is a veterinarian," she answered..

      "That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

      The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada..... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno '

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      • DesertRaider
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        I'd only change the locations. Reno and Las Vegas don't have cat houses. LV is illegal because of population size, and Reno because. And I only know because I live in NV. Suggested name changes, Parhump, Mound House. Gets you near the same locations.
        Last edited by DesertRaider; October 14, 2020, 09:49 PM.

      • Panhead John
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        DesertRaider Reno and Vegas...no? Where the hell am I supposed to go then? Please advise.

      • DesertRaider
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        Panhead John , That's why I posted the towns names. Everyone can stay anonymous that way
    • pkadare
      Club Member
      • Jun 2019
      • 949
      • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
      • My gear:
        22 Weber Kettle
        Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
        Broil King Keg
        Traeger Pro 34
        Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

      So many possible fly jokes but I don't want to stray into politics. :-)

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      • Mosca
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        Best not to. Friendship transcends.

      • gcdmd
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        Mosca
        En boca cerrada no entran moscas.
    • surfdog
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      • Mar 2016
      • 1193
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
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        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      Panhead John That's why I got one of these...
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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1193
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • wu7y
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          • Oct 2017
          • 178
          • Gillette Wyoming

          When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.

          One of the questions was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

          Those who answered “spine” are doctors today. The rest of us are sitting at home sending jokes via email.

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 953
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
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              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer







            Snail with an attitude
            A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’


            True love lasts forever
            It’s the World Series and a man makes his way to his seat right behind home plate. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Series and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 953
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

              A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.

              Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

              "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

              "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

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              • Foehn Watts
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                • Apr 2019
                • 242
                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                • ofelles
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                  I have several good friends I'm sending that to!

                • Mr. Bones
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                  That'd be me; where's th link to order???
              • Foehn Watts
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                • Apr 2019
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                • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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                • RonB
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                  This one must be makin' the rounds...

                • Panhead John
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                  I herd dat!
              • Mosca
                Charter Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 3708
                • PA
                • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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                • ComfortablyNumb
                  Club Member
                  • May 2017
                  • 3452
                  • Northeast Washington
                  • KBQ C-60
                    PK360
                    Thermoworks Smoke
                    Thermoworks Thermopop
                    Thermoworks Dot

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                  • Panhead John
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                    • Aug 2020
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                    • Houston, Texas
                    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                      SnS For the Kettle
                      Set of Grill Grates
                      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                      Rotisserie For The Kettle
                      J. A. Henckels Knives
                      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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