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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 308
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    Punctuation--again ( radshop are yew out der?):

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    Thank you Brian Crane, artist/author of Pickles!

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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1151
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • CaptainMike
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 2683
        • The Great State of Jefferson
        • 24X40 Lone Star Grillz offset smoker
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
          Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
          2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
          20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
          20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
          Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
          36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
          Fireboard
          Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

        An Irishman walks past a bar........It could happen!!

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        • Henrik
          Henrik commented
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          What Mr. Bones Said, keep it down low...

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          'Th Hank' Has Done Spoked
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; October 4, 2020, 10:52 PM.

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Mr. Bones I believes the currect way, here in Tx anyway, is “Has Done Did Spoked”
      • Polarbear777
        Club Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 1886

        Two potential lawyers walked into a bar. Only one passed.

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      • CaptainMike
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 2683
        • The Great State of Jefferson
        • 24X40 Lone Star Grillz offset smoker
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
          Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
          2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
          20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
          20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
          Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
          36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
          Fireboard
          Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

        And a follow up to my earlier joke. Only people of a certain caliber will understand:

        A German walks into a BAR
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        • wu7y
          wu7y commented
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          Pun intended CaptainMike?

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          Hände Hoch!!!! Raus!!!!

        • CaptainMike
          CaptainMike commented
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          That would be a .30 06 caliber wu7y
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2592
        • Brentwood CA


        OLD SWIMMING POOL
        An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a farm for several
        years...

        He had a large pond in the back.

        It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
        picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

        One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
        hadn't been there for a while and look it over.

        He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

        As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
        glee.

        As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
        in his pond.

        He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
        end.

        One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
        leave!'

        The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
        naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

        Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

        Some old men can still think fast.

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          ComfortablyNumb commented
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          Warming up the backhoe to dig a pond as I type....

        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          Can I borrow it when you’re done?

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Very good!
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1151
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ...
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        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
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          When my wife was about four, her grandpa's rooster attacked her and nearly clawed one of her eyes (still has the scar next to it). One expended shotgun shell later, and that bird was in the pot. My wife looked at the dead bird and said "So there! You never should have attackted me."
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1151
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ,,,
        Attached Files

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        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3784
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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          • fracmeister
            fracmeister commented
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            stealing this

          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            Somewhat reminiscent of a scene from "Fried Green Tomatoes."
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13533
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          A wife sent a romantic text to her husband one day. It read, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, sent me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”



          The husband replied, “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 643
            • North Central Iowa
            • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
              Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks ThermoPop
              Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.



            Bacon salad! Did I overdo it on the lettuce? Follow me for more recipes.

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            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              For dressing I recommend maple syrup!

            • gcdmd
              gcdmd commented
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              Caramelized Bacon:
              Dip cooked bacon in mixture of brown sugar and cinnamon. Bake at 375 for 8 minutes. You could add maple syrup to the brown sugar cinnamon mix, or choose your own combination of the ingredients. Let yourself go wild (maybe not in front of your congregation).

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Yum! I s'pose it won't hurt that my HV Maple Syrup is also Bacon Flavoured lol!

              Good Stuff, BTW!
          • ComfortablyNumb
            Club Member
            • May 2017
            • 3499
            • Northeast Washington
            • KBQ C-60
              PK360
              Thermoworks Smoke
              Thermoworks Thermopop
              Thermoworks Dot

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            • DesertRaider
              DesertRaider commented
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              I'm stealing. So I can post on Facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          • ComfortablyNumb
            Club Member
            • May 2017
            • 3499
            • Northeast Washington
            • KBQ C-60
              PK360
              Thermoworks Smoke
              Thermoworks Thermopop
              Thermoworks Dot

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1151
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

              ...
              Attached Files

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              • Mark V
                Mark V commented
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                Although you could say guys who want to see what else there is all the time.
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1151
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

              ,,,
              Attached Files

              Comment

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