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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 308
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    holehogg 's post above reminds me: any of you all seen the British show Father Ted?

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Mr. Bones thank you for the show mentions; I will look them up.

      holehogg I was much taken aback by the first episode of Father Ted, but then kept watching episodes. Much stoopid and much fun!
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 2, 2020, 07:01 PM.

    • 58limited
      58limited commented
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      I love Fawlty Towers, got it on DVD.

    • surfdog
      surfdog commented
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      Seen ‘em? I own the entire series. Good stuff. :-)

      And Mr. Bones you are 100% correct...ALL great shows.
      And I also own ALL of them. LOL

      If you’ve not seen Black Books, you might want to check that out as well. Created by Graham Linehan...the man behind Father Ted and The IT Crowd. Also one of my faves.
      Another worth checking out is Mrs. Brown’s Boys.
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3784
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • 58limited
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      In Texas it would be Iggy Coke. We call all soft drinks "cokes"

    • gcdmd
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      58limited
      If they come out of a spigot, they're called fountain cokes, as in "Gimme a fountain coke Dr. Pepper."

    • Panhead John
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      58limited is absolutely right. Typical conversation here......Hey, you got any cokes? Yeah, what kind do ya want? Dr. Pepper
  • holehogg
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    • Nov 2017
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    • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I guess that's the first and last date!

    • wu7y
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      It's a first date. She's just trying to find out if he's vegan before she orders a steak.

    • Foehn Watts
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      wu7y --yeah. If she's smart she'll go for the 24oz prime porterhouse.
  • Panhead John
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    • Aug 2020
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    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
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    • Foehn Watts
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      Yeargh! That bird is chillin' like bob dylan.
  • Panhead John
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    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
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    I just got me a new grill from Kroger’s.
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    • Foehn Watts
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      • Apr 2019
      • 308
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


      A bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve time travellers".

      Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 308
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


        A bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers".

        Two time travelers walk into a bar.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Oops. I don't remember doing that!

          Wait--I should edit above and add: and they were in a time loop. . .

        • Andrrr
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          Ha. I was thinking there was a way you could link those together.
      • Panhead John
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        • Aug 2020
        • 1151
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        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
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          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • wu7y
          wu7y commented
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          Also calories are cancelled out if no one sees you eat it or you eat it after dark

        • Bogy
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          Or if you eat at a church dinner, no calories!

        • DesertRaider
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          Back when I was younger I worked in a few restaurants, and honestly can't tell you how many times someone would order a dessert, like chocolate cake ice cream and a diet soda. But then again, they were always nice tippers. Could have been the extra whip cream. Naaaaaaaah.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 308
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

        The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You're a duck!”

        "I see your eyes are working.” replies the duck.

        "And you can talk!!” exclaims the barman.

        "I see your ears are working, too.” says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

        "Certainly. Sorry about that.” says the barman, as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just, we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

        "I'm working on the building site across the road” explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

        The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck, and wants to learn more. But takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. The duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, pays up, bids the barman a good day and leaves.

        The same thing happens for two weeks.

        Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

        "Sounds marvellous!” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

        So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

        “Swell. I’m always looking for the next job.” says the duck. "Where is it?"

        "At the circus.” says the barman.

        "The circus?" repeats the duck.

        "That's right.” replies the barman.

        "The circus??” the duck asks again "...with, the big tent?”

        "Yeah.” the barman replies.

        "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" asks the duck.

        "Of course.” the barman replies.

        "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

        "That's right.” says the barman.

        The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says… "What the f\*\*k would they want with a plasterer?!?!”



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        • Stuey1515
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          Haha that's one of your best, genuine lol

        • Foehn Watts
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          Stuey1515 --thanks but I cannot tell a lie: I found it on the web! :-)

        • Jared49
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          That was awesome, don’t care where you got it!! 😂😂
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 308
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.


        Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health

        From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

        One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

        His wife answered the door.

        "Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

        "That much?"

        "But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

        "I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

        "Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 308
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

          One last one for now:

          God is creating the world, and he talks to the Canadians

          He says to them “You will have the best land ever. It is beautiful, in the summer it is warm and in the winter it snows beautiful snow flakes. It is called Canada. You will have prosperity and food for all your days.”

          He then gets the Australians, and says to them “I give to you Australia. You are isolated, and the land is a desert. You will work every day and will get very little in return. It will be harsh, but you will be hardened by it. You will find it hard, but you will call it home.”

          The Australians reply “This is so unfair, why do the Canadians get good land and prosperity and we only get the harsh land, the scraps!?”

          He replies “You're right, they do. But I didn’t tell the Canadians about their neighbours.”

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        • 58limited
          Club Member
          • Dec 2018
          • 1114
          • SE Texas
          • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Nice, I love yard art.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            It just occurred to me that we have several piles of stones and some artistically arranged dead wood in our yard. It isn't yard art, but wildlife habitat. The many lizards in our yard hatch out from this wild life habitat.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1151
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Reminds me of one of the worlds worst jokes:

            What's brown and sticky?

            A stick!!!
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1151
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • fracmeister
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 1374
            • Sprang, TX
            • Dances with lemmings

              (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

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