holehogg 's post above reminds me: any of you all seen the British show Father Ted?
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Mr. Bones thank you for the show mentions; I will look them up.
holehogg I was much taken aback by the first episode of Father Ted, but then kept watching episodes. Much stoopid and much fun!Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 2, 2020, 07:01 PM. -
Seen ‘em? I own the entire series. Good stuff. :-)
And Mr. Bones you are 100% correct...ALL great shows.
And I also own ALL of them. LOL
If you’ve not seen Black Books, you might want to check that out as well. Created by Graham Linehan...the man behind Father Ted and The IT Crowd. Also one of my faves.
Another worth checking out is Mrs. Brown’s Boys.
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58limited is absolutely right. Typical conversation here......Hey, you got any cokes? Yeah, what kind do ya want? Dr. Pepper
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A bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve time travellers".
Two time travellers walk into a bar.
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Two time travelers walk into a bar.
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You're a duck!”
"I see your eyes are working.” replies the duck.
"And you can talk!!” exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too.” says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly. Sorry about that.” says the barman, as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just, we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road” explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck, and wants to learn more. But takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. The duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, pays up, bids the barman a good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous!” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
“Swell. I’m always looking for the next job.” says the duck. "Where is it?"
"At the circus.” says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right.” replies the barman.
"The circus??” the duck asks again "...with, the big tent?”
"Yeah.” the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" asks the duck.
"Of course.” the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right.” says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says… "What the f\*\*k would they want with a plasterer?!?!”
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Stuey1515 --thanks but I cannot tell a lie: I found it on the web! :-)
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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One last one for now:
God is creating the world, and he talks to the Canadians
He says to them “You will have the best land ever. It is beautiful, in the summer it is warm and in the winter it snows beautiful snow flakes. It is called Canada. You will have prosperity and food for all your days.”
He then gets the Australians, and says to them “I give to you Australia. You are isolated, and the land is a desert. You will work every day and will get very little in return. It will be harsh, but you will be hardened by it. You will find it hard, but you will call it home.”
The Australians reply “This is so unfair, why do the Canadians get good land and prosperity and we only get the harsh land, the scraps!?”
He replies “You're right, they do. But I didn’t tell the Canadians about their neighbours.”Comment
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