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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1150
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    ,,,
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    • Mosca
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      LOL, that was me yesterday!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 308
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 308
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      And just for you all on the board:

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      • DesertRaider
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        Brisket flavored donut!
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1150
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Someone should get him a copy of Willie Nelson's '10 with a 2'...played by a very small violin.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMA0xVeU3TQ

      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        “He was frightened as he thought she was a thief”. Hilarious!

      • Oak Smoke
        Oak Smoke commented
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        In Texas we talk about coyote ugly. That's when you'd rather chew your arm off than wake her.
    • Towering Inferno
      Club Member
      • Jun 2020
      • 48
      • Salem, Oregon

      Just had to.
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      • Panhead John
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        😂😂👍🏻
    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1150
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1150
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        I’d like to go ahead and apologize to everyone now.
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        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          even worse: that fart not only threw yer back out but it didn't escape alone.

        • Jfrosty27
          Jfrosty27 commented
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          Oh my. That is my life. Doesn't say much for me, does it?

        • Oak Smoke
          Oak Smoke commented
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          For real, I once threw mine out bending over to brush my teeth.
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1214
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
        He’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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        • Panhead John
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          That was awful!😂
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2592
        • Brentwood CA


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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13533
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          Teacher came to Jack’s desk. You had the same answers in your test as Stan. You were obviously cheating.

          How do you know that Stan didn’t look at my answers? Jack defended himself.

          Stan had written, “I don’t know” and you had written “I don’t know either.”

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          • Spinaker
            Moderator
            • Nov 2014
            • 10986
            • Land of Tonka
            • John "J R"
              Instagram: JRBowlsby
              Smokin' Hound Que
              Minnesota/ United States of America

              ********************************************
              Assistants
              Dexter (Beagle mix)
              Kinnick (American Foxhound)
              ************************

              Grills/Smokers/Fryers
              Big Green Egg (Large) X3
              Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

              Karubeque C-60
              Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
              Lodge L410 Hibachi
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
              R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

              Weber Spirit Gasser
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              Thermometers
              FireBoard (Base Package)
              Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
              Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
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              Accessories
              Big Green Egg Plate Setter
              Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
              Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

              Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
              Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

              Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
              Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
              Eggspander Kit X2
              Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

              Finex Cat Iron Line
              FireBoard Drive
              Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
              Grill Grates
              Joule Water Circulator
              KBQ Fire Grate

              Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
              Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
              Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
              Large Vortex
              Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
              Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
              Smithey No. 12
              Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
              Stargazer No.10, 12
              Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
              Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
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              Fuel
              FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
              Kingsford Blue and White
              Rockwood Lump Charcoal
              Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
              **************************

              Cutlery
              Buck 119 Special
              Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

              Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
              Global
              Shun
              Wusthof
              *******
              Next Major Purchase
              Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

            What do you call a sick lemon?

            Lemon aid!

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            • zzdocxx
              zzdocxx commented
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              Huh ???
          • MTurney
            Former Member
            • Feb 2020
            • 262
            • Grapevine, TX

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            • Panhead John
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              Forgot all about Kentucky Fried Movie. Yes it was for sure, and Monty Python and The Holy Grail. “Bring me yer dead, bring me yer dead.......But I’m not dead yet! 😂 And the shrubbery line! Mr. Bones
              Those were probably the 4 funniest movies ever. Never saw Life of Brian. Heard a lot about it. Now I’ve gotta see it.
              Last edited by Panhead John; September 30, 2020, 08:34 PM.

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              RichieB I have th A&C's on Blu-Ray;... Meets Frankenstein is, imo, by far th funniest of th bunch.
              Also have tens of thousands of OTR shows, which I vastly prefer to th Toob...
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 30, 2020, 08:32 PM.

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              Yah, our kids didn't get to see Blazing Saddles on VHS till they were older. We used to show them all sorts of movies: Old BW Abbot and Costellos, old BW in general. Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a favorite . Best was Young Frankenstein. We had back and forths with quotes from that movie for
              years, and still do.

              Best was after watching Oklahoma and my 6 year old son asking, "Moma, why is that man singing in the corn?" I told him I guessed he was just happy!
              Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 4, 2020, 05:12 PM.
          • Clark
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 250
            • Broken Arrow, OK.

            Words of Wisdom:

            Chastity is curable, if detected early.

            If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

            Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

            Everybody repeat after me...."We are all individuals."

            Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

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            • Wedunne
              Charter Member
              • May 2015
              • 62
              • Fresno, California

              My wife just got me this t-shirt:

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              • Mosca
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                Haha, I got that one too, from Mrs Mosca!
            • holehogg
              Club Member
              • Nov 2017
              • 2593
              • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

              A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

              Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
              sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.

              Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

              She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

              The little Boy says:
              "Dark in here."

              The Man says:
              "Yes, it is."

              Boy:
              ;I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"

              Man:
              ;No, thanks."

              Boy:
              ;My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"

              Man:
              "OK, how much?"

              Boy: 😜😜😜
              "$1,000."

              A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

              Boy:
              "Dark in here."

              Man:
              ;Yes, it is."

              Boy:
              "I have soccer boots."

              The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy:
              "How much?"

              The Boy says 😜😜😜
              "$5,000."

              The Man says:
              "Fine, I will buy them."

              A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
              "Grab your ball and boots,
              let's go outside and have a game."

              The Boy says:
              "I can't, I sold them for $ 6,000."

              The Father says:😳😳😳😳😳
              "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... $ 6,000 is way more than those two things cost.

              I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your "SINS."

              They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

              The Boy says:
              "Dark in here."
              😜😜😜😜😜

              The Priest says:
              "Don't start that shit again!"
              😜💥
              THIS IS MY CHURCH, NOT YOUR DAD'S HOUSE !

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              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                LOL!

              • Donw
                Donw commented
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                This one I’m going to remember and use.🙂

              • Oakgrovebacon
                Oakgrovebacon commented
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                That is a very good one!

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