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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 308
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    This took me a second look, when I read correctly:

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    Thank you again, Scott Hilburn.

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    • zzdocxx
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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 308
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thank you Harry Bliss!

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    • CaptainMike
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 2683
      • The Great State of Jefferson
      • 24X40 Lone Star Grillz offset smoker
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
        Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
        2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
        20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
        20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
        Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
        36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
        Fireboard
        Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

      I follow a Facekook group called Smoking Meat Low and Slow https://www.facebook.com/groups/9061322993/ And one of the members posted the question "If you could only have 3 smokers what would they be?" One fellow responded "Cheech and Chong, and Willie Nelson" Almost spit my coffee out on that one!

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I don't get it.....

      • fkrall
        fkrall commented
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        Not sure but I think mare-i-wanna is involved....
    • Clark
      Club Member
      • Mar 2020
      • 250
      • Broken Arrow, OK.

      I've been wondering......

      Where do Forest Rangers go to "get away from it all?"

      Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

      If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

      if you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

      If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 643
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

        God: Gabriel, have you finished setting up future events for the 2020s?

        Gabriel: Yes, God, I hav- wait, did you say 2020s plural? As in the decade?

        God: Of course, what else?

        Gabriel: I thought you meant 2020 the year!

        God: You put a decade worth of history in one year?

        Gabriel: ...yes.

        God: Well, shit!

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        • Panhead John
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          I don’t car who ya ar, that’n thar is funny! 👍
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1214
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • surfdog
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          Panhead John That’s the problem with traveling thousands of miles a month...I forget where I am, forget where I’ve been, forget what I’ve see, and where I saw it. LOL

        • RichieB
          RichieB commented
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          surfdog I can relate. Too much travel over the years. Now being retired since 17' and now Covid a trip to Wegmans 50 miles away is an adventure. The good news no passport required.

        • surfdog
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          Panhead John The problem is that sometimes my boss can be a real jerk.
          I tell him so but I rarely listen. ;-)
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1214
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13532
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          This could also be called the long cook chair:

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          • ComfortablyNumb
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            Seems to be missing a hole in the seat....

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Reminds me of an "ol' sparky" but with more creature comforts and without the sparks.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Reminds me of an ol' sparky, but with more creature comforts and without the sparks.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1149
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          ...
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          • fkrall
            fkrall commented
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            Infinity compared to the portions on "Chef's Table." Whenever I see tweezers I assume they do double-duty picking bills out of my wallet.

          • CaptainMike
            CaptainMike commented
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            Tres bien!!

          • holehogg
            holehogg commented
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            Masterpiece.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1149
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          Of course not honey! She just gave us excellent service 😉
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          • Jfrosty27
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 1290
            • Muskego, WI
            • Current cookers:
              Rec Tec RT700 "Bull" pellet cooker
              Smokin-It model 2 electric smoker w/ Maverick 732 temp monitor and cold smoking kit
              Weber Genesis 3 burner gas grill w/ rotisserie
              Charbroil Grill2Go gas grill
              Weber 22" Performer Deluxe kettle grill w/ThermoPro TP-20S temp monitor
              Onlyfire rotisserie kit for 22" kettle
              Weber Smokey Joe
              SnS Deluxe
              Vortex
              The Orion Cooker convection cooker/smoker (two of them)
              Blackstone 17" griddle
              Joule Sous Vide circulator

              Favorite beer: Anything that's cold!
              Favorite cocktail: Bourbon neat

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            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              --And you replied, well then, right or left? :-)
          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 308
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and . . . cola.”

            “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

            The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

            ************************************************** *********************************************

            A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

            “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

            ************************************************** *********************************************

            Why did the chicken go to the seance?

            To get to the other side.

            ************************************************** *********************************************

            How do you drown a hipster?

            Throw him in the mainstream.

            ************************************************** *********************************************

            What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

            Aye Matey!

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            • 58limited
              Club Member
              • Dec 2018
              • 1114
              • SE Texas
              • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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              • gcdmd
                gcdmd commented
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                Is the aged Himalayan Cheddar made from yak milk?

              • HawkerXP
                HawkerXP commented
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                You've been hanging with Panhead John to long!

              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                It’s TOO long Mr. Hawker. Not...TO long. Since Amazing Ribs is now in The Library of Congress, we really must do a better job with our spelling.
                Last edited by Panhead John; September 28, 2020, 07:45 AM.
            • Clark
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 250
              • Broken Arrow, OK.

              Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked!

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              • Santamarina
                Santamarina commented
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                I’ve been telling a version of this for 25+ years...

                “Two guys walk into a bar...which is stupid. The second guy shoulda seen it coming!”

              • ComfortablyNumb
                ComfortablyNumb commented
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                However they all crawled away from the bar, which is normal!
            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1149
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • surfdog
                surfdog commented
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                Same question...and response, regarding guitars.

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