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What’s big, gray and doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
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How many ears do space aliens have?
Three: The left ear, right ear and the final front ear
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Why shouldn’t you make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad?
Because it’s a faux pa.Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 24, 2020, 07:42 PM.
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A gag from an old Cantinflas movie that works in English as well as Spanish:
A guy working a crossword puzzle asks, "Tell me an eight-letter word that begins with "L.""
Cantinflas responds, "Elephant."
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Good one gcdmd !
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- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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My dad got a tattoo, and he's the kind of guy you would never think would consider a tattoo. So of course we all had to see it. We gathered around as he lifted his sleeve to reveal his tattoo of... A thermos?
We were confused until my brother went to touch it. My dad slapped his hand away and yelled, "Don't touch the thermos tat!"
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I know this isn't really a joke and is "True News™" but it made me laugh my ass off when I heard about it.
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...bga-story.htmlLast edited by pkadare; September 25, 2020, 09:54 AM.
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
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J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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pkadare : reminds me of when my mom would make spaghetti sauce with slices of Italian sausage in. I'd sneak in there and steal a, well, a good portion. Used to get her so mad. :-)
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Foehn Watts
According to Sheldon Cooper it has to be bits of cut up hot dog to be authentic Italian.
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Gawd, gcdmd , thats'a gaggin me. But maybe if you used reeeely good hotdogs. . .
That show is still d*** funny.
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Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
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Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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