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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 242
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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    Thank you Stephen Pastis for Pearls Before Swine!

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 242
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      What’s big, gray and doesn’t matter?

      An irrelephant.

      ************************************************** *********************
      How many ears do space aliens have?

      Three: The left ear, right ear and the final front ear

      ************************************************** *********************.

      Why shouldn’t you make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad?

      Because it’s a faux pa.
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 24, 2020, 07:42 PM.

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      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        A gag from an old Cantinflas movie that works in English as well as Spanish:

        A guy working a crossword puzzle asks, "Tell me an eight-letter word that begins with "L.""

        Cantinflas responds, "Elephant."

      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        Good one gcdmd !
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 25, 2020, 01:10 PM. Reason: fixed @gcdmd 's handle

      • surfdog
        surfdog commented
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        gcdmd Reminds me of this ditty from Benny Hill...
        (Paraphrased ‘cause I don’t recall the skit.)

        What’s an eight-lettered sea creature with four legs called.
        Ship’s cat.
    • TJMagneto
      Club Member
      • Mar 2017
      • 186
      • Visalia California

      Something Star Wars this time.
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      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts commented
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        OMG, that's wonderful. I am a Star Wars geek from waaaay back. Thank YOU for posting this. :-)
    • Panhead John
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      • Aug 2020
      • 953
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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      • TJMagneto
        Club Member
        • Mar 2017
        • 186
        • Visalia California

        Speaking of The Year of the Dumpster Fire.
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      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3453
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
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        I told my suitcase we aren't going on vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage...

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        • painter
          painter commented
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          Don't know whether to laugh or cry. Or groan!
      • Panhead John
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        • Aug 2020
        • 953
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        ...
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        • PBCDad
          Club Member
          • Jan 2016
          • 402
          • Seattle area
          • Pit Barrel Cooker - 2015
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          My dad got a tattoo, and he's the kind of guy you would never think would consider a tattoo. So of course we all had to see it. We gathered around as he lifted his sleeve to reveal his tattoo of... A thermos?

          We were confused until my brother went to touch it. My dad slapped his hand away and yelled, "Don't touch the thermos tat!"

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          • Andrrr
            Andrrr commented
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            That is a very committed dad joke. Don’t think I could ever pull that off but I can certainly appreciate it.

          • Stuey1515
            Stuey1515 commented
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            Boom tish haha

          • TJMagneto
            TJMagneto commented
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            Ugh, but I'll give you a thumbs up anyway
        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 949
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
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          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 949
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
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              Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

            When you set the date to 2020.

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            • pkadare
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              • Jun 2019
              • 949
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
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                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

              I know this isn't really a joke and is "True News" but it made me laugh my ass off when I heard about it.
              https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...bga-story.html
              Last edited by pkadare; September 25, 2020, 09:54 AM.

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              • Panhead John
                Panhead John commented
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                Jeez, now they’re taking all the fun out of riding the subway. Ya can’t do nuttin these days.

              • HawkerXP
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                Only in NY!

              • fkrall
                fkrall commented
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                An appropriate reaction....
            • Panhead John
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              • Aug 2020
              • 953
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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              • Foehn Watts
                Foehn Watts commented
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                pkadare : reminds me of when my mom would make spaghetti sauce with slices of Italian sausage in. I'd sneak in there and steal a, well, a good portion. Used to get her so mad. :-)

              • gcdmd
                gcdmd commented
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                Foehn Watts
                According to Sheldon Cooper it has to be bits of cut up hot dog to be authentic Italian.

              • Foehn Watts
                Foehn Watts commented
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                Gawd, gcdmd , thats'a gaggin me. But maybe if you used reeeely good hotdogs. . .

                That show is still d*** funny.
            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 949
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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              • pkadare
                Club Member
                • Jun 2019
                • 949
                • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
                • My gear:
                  22 Weber Kettle
                  Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                  Broil King Keg
                  Traeger Pro 34
                  Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                  Pit Barrel Cooker
                  Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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                • Panhead John
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2020
                  • 953
                  • Houston, Texas
                  • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                    Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                    SnS For the Kettle
                    Set of Grill Grates
                    Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                    Rotisserie For The Kettle
                    J. A. Henckels Knives
                    Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                    Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

                  JOGGING

                  JACK DANIELS
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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Foehn Watts commented
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                    Dang, PBCDad ! Good one.

                  • Panhead John
                    Panhead John commented
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                    PBCDad Sir, you are not supposed to be funnier than the actual photo. Thank you.

                  • surfdog
                    surfdog commented
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                    PBCDad FTW!

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