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My husband is so cheap that when he dies, he’s going to walk toward the light and turn it off.
(all of our kids would agree with this statement!)Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 23, 2020, 03:11 PM.
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fkrall You have to leave at least one blank space after the name. Your hyphen is right next to the b
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More punctuation:
A professor wrote on the blackboard, “Woman without her man is nothing.” The students were then instructed to insert the proper punctuation.
The men wrote, “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote, “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
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Trying so hard not to be grammar nerd guy... Can't help it...
"Well, axshelly, if one intends to express that in the absence of a particular male, the female loses existential realism, the original expression of that without commas is preferred. To wit: 'Woman without her man is nothing.' The alternate rendering with commas implies ambiguous apposition that renders it unintelligible."
Edit: I started happy hour early today, so I'm not responsible for anything I postLast edited by radshop; September 23, 2020, 03:49 PM.
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radshop is your grammar nerd dudishnesh enhance or exacerbated by imbibed alcoholic beverages? ;-)
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1166
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1166
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1166
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Club Member
- Aug 2020
- 1166
- Houston, Texas
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Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
SnS For the Kettle
Set of Grill Grates
Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
Rotisserie For The Kettle
J. A. Henckels Knives
Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
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Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 25, 2020, 01:09 PM.
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You're not typing gcdmd correctly, Foehn Watts.
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One other tip. When you click “post”, if their name shows up in black, that means it’s not right. After you post your comments, the name of the person will always be in RED, if done correctly. Foehn WattsLast edited by Panhead John; September 25, 2020, 01:21 PM.
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