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SavageSmoke

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Posts: 226

Location: Eden, NC
#2731

September 21, 2020, 02:06 PM
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Mosca

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Joined: Oct 2014

Posts: 3355

Location: PA

Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
#2732

September 21, 2020, 03:17 PM

When you set the date for 2020....
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#2732.1

surfdog commented

September 26, 2020, 04:47 PM

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Ouch! Even if I do think that car was a disaster. LOL
Had a friend whose father had at least a dozen of them... O_o
Mosca

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Joined: Oct 2014

Posts: 3355

Location: PA

Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
#2733

September 23, 2020, 02:15 PM
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#2733.1

Foehn Watts commented

September 23, 2020, 02:50 PM

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Of course you would pick up your dog? Picking up poop is messy.
Foehn Watts

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Joined: Apr 2019

Posts: 96

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
#2734

September 23, 2020, 02:55 PM

A horse walks into a bar:

The bartender says, "Hey."

The horse replies, "Sure."
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#2734.1

painter commented

September 23, 2020, 09:55 PM

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Man walks into a bar:
Oww!

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 96

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
#2735

September 23, 2020, 02:57 PM

I told my friend not to get too excited about turning 32, since her birthday party would be so short.

"Why would it be short?" she asked.

I said, "Because it's your thirty-second birthday."
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Foehn Watts

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Joined: Apr 2019

Posts: 96

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
#2736

September 23, 2020, 03:09 PM

My husband is so cheap that when he dies, he’s going to walk toward the light and turn it off.

(all of our kids would agree with this statement!)

Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 23, 2020, 03:11 PM.
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#2736.4

fkrall commented

September 26, 2020, 10:26 AM

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@ComfortablyNumb--Apologies, test. I'm trying to crack the code of getting your name in red.

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#2736.5

fkrall commented

September 26, 2020, 10:26 AM

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I give up

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#2736.6

Panhead John commented

September 26, 2020, 10:41 AM

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fkrall You have to leave at least one blank space after the name. Your hyphen is right next to the b

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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 96

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
#2737

September 23, 2020, 03:13 PM

More punctuation:
A professor wrote on the blackboard, “Woman without her man is nothing.” The students were then instructed to insert the proper punctuation.

The men wrote, “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote, “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
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#2737.1

radshop commented

September 23, 2020, 03:48 PM

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Trying so hard not to be grammar nerd guy... Can't help it...

"Well, axshelly, if one intends to express that in the absence of a particular male, the female loses existential realism, the original expression of that without commas is preferred. To wit: 'Woman without her man is nothing.' The alternate rendering with commas implies ambiguous apposition that renders it unintelligible."

Edit: I started happy hour early today, so I'm not responsible for anything I post

Last edited by radshop; September 23, 2020, 03:49 PM.

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#2737.2

Foehn Watts commented

September 23, 2020, 05:55 PM

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radshop is your grammar nerd dudishnesh enhance or exacerbated by imbibed alcoholic beverages? ;-)

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#2737.3

radshop commented

September 23, 2020, 07:52 PM

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indubitably inconclusive

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Panhead John

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Posts: 232

Location: Houston, Texas
#2738

September 23, 2020, 08:04 PM

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Panhead John

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Location: Houston, Texas
#2739

September 23, 2020, 08:05 PM

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Panhead John

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Posts: 232

Location: Houston, Texas
#2740

September 23, 2020, 08:16 PM

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Panhead John

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Posts: 232

Location: Houston, Texas
#2741

September 23, 2020, 08:17 PM

..,
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#2741.1

HawkerXP commented

September 24, 2020, 07:48 AM

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So artsy! With the beans its now Artsy, fartsy!

Last edited by HawkerXP; September 24, 2020, 07:49 AM.

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#2741.2

gcdmd commented

September 24, 2020, 03:40 PM

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That reminds me of the scene in the film "No Reservations" in which the upscale restaurant chef stacked her niece's fish sticks like they were some gourmet preparation.

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#2741.3

Foehn Watts commented

September 24, 2020, 05:12 PM

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Yeah, @PanheadJohn just wants to be tootin' his own horn.

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Panhead John

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Posts: 232

Location: Houston, Texas
#2742

September 23, 2020, 08:32 PM

.,.
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$fracmeister$
fracmeister

Founding Member

Joined: Jul 2014

Posts: 1239

Location: Sprang, TX

Dances with lemmings

(and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"
#2743

September 24, 2020, 12:12 PM
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RonB

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Joined: Apr 2016

Posts: 12684

Location: Near Richmond VA

Weber Performer Deluxe
SNS
Pizza insert
Rotisserie
Smokenator 1000
Cookshack Smokette Elite
2 Thermapens
Chefalarm
Dot
lots of probes.
CyberQ
#2744

September 24, 2020, 04:52 PM
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Foehn Watts

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Posts: 96

Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
#2745

September 24, 2020, 05:28 PM

Thank you Stephen Pastis for Pearls Before Swine!
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#2745.7

Foehn Watts commented

September 25, 2020, 01:05 PM

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Panhead John id

Sorry, testing. . .

Please see my post above.

Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 25, 2020, 01:09 PM.

#2745.8

Steve R. commented

September 25, 2020, 01:06 PM

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You're not typing gcdmd correctly, Foehn Watts.

#2745.9

Panhead John commented

September 25, 2020, 01:19 PM

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One other tip. When you click “post”, if their name shows up in black, that means it’s not right. After you post your comments, the name of the person will always be in RED, if done correctly. Foehn Watts

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