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  • SavageSmoke
    SavageSmoke
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 236
    • Eden, NC
    #2731
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    • Mosca
      Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3779
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
      #2732
      When you set the date for 2020....

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      • surfdog
        #2732.1
        surfdog commented
        September 26, 2020, 04:47 PM
        Editing a comment
        Ouch! Even if I do think that car was a disaster. LOL
        Had a friend whose father had at least a dozen of them... O_o
    • Mosca
      Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3779
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.
      #2733
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      • Foehn Watts
        #2733.1
        Foehn Watts commented
        September 23, 2020, 02:50 PM
        Editing a comment
        Of course you would pick up your dog? Picking up poop is messy.
    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 309
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
      #2734
      A horse walks into a bar:

      The bartender says, "Hey."

      The horse replies, "Sure."
      • 12 likes

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      • painter
        #2734.1
        painter commented
        September 23, 2020, 09:55 PM
        Editing a comment
        Man walks into a bar:
        Oww!
        • 4 likes
    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 309
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
      #2735
      I told my friend not to get too excited about turning 32, since her birthday party would be so short.

      "Why would it be short?" she asked.

      I said, "Because it's your thirty-second birthday."
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      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 309
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #2736
        My husband is so cheap that when he dies, he’s going to walk toward the light and turn it off.

        (all of our kids would agree with this statement!)
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 23, 2020, 03:11 PM.
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        • fkrall
          #2736.4
          fkrall commented
          September 26, 2020, 10:26 AM
          Editing a comment
          @ComfortablyNumb--Apologies, test. I'm trying to crack the code of getting your name in red.
          • 1 like
        • fkrall
          #2736.5
          fkrall commented
          September 26, 2020, 10:26 AM
          Editing a comment
          I give up
          • 1 like
        • Panhead John
          #2736.6
          Panhead John commented
          September 26, 2020, 10:41 AM
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          fkrall You have to leave at least one blank space after the name. Your hyphen is right next to the b
          • 1 like
      • Foehn Watts
        Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 309
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
        #2737
        More punctuation:
        A professor wrote on the blackboard, “Woman without her man is nothing.” The students were then instructed to insert the proper punctuation.

        The men wrote, “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

        The women wrote, “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
        • 8 likes

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        • radshop
          #2737.1
          radshop commented
          September 23, 2020, 03:48 PM
          Editing a comment
          Trying so hard not to be grammar nerd guy... Can't help it...

          "Well, axshelly, if one intends to express that in the absence of a particular male, the female loses existential realism, the original expression of that without commas is preferred. To wit: 'Woman without her man is nothing.' The alternate rendering with commas implies ambiguous apposition that renders it unintelligible."

          Edit: I started happy hour early today, so I'm not responsible for anything I post
          Last edited by radshop; September 23, 2020, 03:49 PM.
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        • Foehn Watts
          #2737.2
          Foehn Watts commented
          September 23, 2020, 05:55 PM
          Editing a comment
          radshop is your grammar nerd dudishnesh enhance or exacerbated by imbibed alcoholic beverages? ;-)
          • 2 likes
        • radshop
          #2737.3
          radshop commented
          September 23, 2020, 07:52 PM
          Editing a comment
          indubitably inconclusive
          • 2 likes
      • Panhead John
        Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1166
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
        #2738
        ...
        Attached Files
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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1166
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
          #2739
          ,,,
          Attached Files
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          • Panhead John
            Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1166
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
            #2740
            ...
            Attached Files
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            • Panhead John
              Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1166
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
              #2741
              ..,
              Attached Files
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              • HawkerXP
                #2741.1
                HawkerXP commented
                September 24, 2020, 07:48 AM
                Editing a comment
                So artsy! With the beans its now Artsy, fartsy!
                Last edited by HawkerXP; September 24, 2020, 07:49 AM.
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              • gcdmd
                #2741.2
                gcdmd commented
                September 24, 2020, 03:40 PM
                Editing a comment
                That reminds me of the scene in the film "No Reservations" in which the upscale restaurant chef stacked her niece's fish sticks like they were some gourmet preparation.
                • 2 likes
              • Foehn Watts
                #2741.3
                Foehn Watts commented
                September 24, 2020, 05:12 PM
                Editing a comment
                Yeah, @PanheadJohn just wants to be tootin' his own horn.
                • 1 like
            • Panhead John
              Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1166
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer
              #2742
              .,.
              Attached Files
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              • fracmeister
                fracmeister
                Founding Member
                • Jul 2014
                • 1343
                • Sprang, TX
                • Dances with lemmings

                  (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"
                #2743
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                • RonB
                  RonB
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 13509
                  • Near Richmond VA
                  • Weber Performer Deluxe
                    SNS
                    Pizza insert
                    Rotisserie
                    Smokenator 1000
                    Cookshack Smokette Elite
                    2 Thermapens
                    Chefalarm
                    Dot
                    lots of probes.
                    CyberQ
                  #2744
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                  • Foehn Watts
                    Foehn Watts
                    Club Member
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 309
                    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.
                    #2745
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                    Thank you Stephen Pastis for Pearls Before Swine!

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                    • Foehn Watts
                      #2745.7
                      Foehn Watts commented
                      September 25, 2020, 01:05 PM
                      Editing a comment
                      Panhead John id

                      Sorry, testing. . .

                      Please see my post above.
                      Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 25, 2020, 01:09 PM.
                    • Steve R.
                      #2745.8
                      Steve R. commented
                      September 25, 2020, 01:06 PM
                      Editing a comment
                      You're not typing gcdmd correctly, Foehn Watts.
                      • 1 like
                    • Panhead John
                      #2745.9
                      Panhead John commented
                      September 25, 2020, 01:19 PM
                      Editing a comment
                      One other tip. When you click “post”, if their name shows up in black, that means it’s not right. After you post your comments, the name of the person will always be in RED, if done correctly. Foehn Watts
                      Last edited by Panhead John; September 25, 2020, 01:21 PM.
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