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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I used to work as a substitute bus driver. The supervisor was showing me a new route and we came to a house that the chicken coop had caught fire the night before. As the kid who lived there got on the bus the supervisor said, "Hey Teddy, I hear you had fried chicken last night."

      HE should have been sent to the principal's office!

    • Foehn Watts
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      ComfortablyNumb --well, to be exact, roasted chicken.

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      this one my husband showed me:

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      This one I found on my lonesome:

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      A big thank you to Dave Coverly who does Speed Bump

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      • surfdog
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        I LOL WAY too hard at those.

      I don’t want to get all political, but this election is far too important to let it go....

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      • Foehn Watts
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        Dang, I watched a video of this guy with red hair. . . Only knew the voice. What a disturbance of my force upon seeing him sing! :-) He just didn't look like that voice, somehow.

      Haaaaaaa!

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        ---And now for politics completely different (and no more political thingys/stuff from me!):

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          Love it! Fellow Lovecraft junkie!

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          • Foehn Watts
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            I wuz hired by the Elder Gods to get some memes goin' on.

          History classes are just going to get longer.

          We play Monopoly more realistically. The person with the most money gets to change the rules.

          When you are a kid you don't realize you are watching your parents grow up.

          If you are alone and open a peanut and eat it you are the only person in the world who has ever seen it or who ever will.

          If the earth is destroyed no one will know.

          Lawyers hope you get in legal trouble. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car trouble. Cops are looking for anything you do wrong. Only thieves wish you are wealthy and prosperous/

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          • Foehn Watts
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            " . . .Only thieves wish you are wealthy and prosperous"
            Thieves and stockbrokers!

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          • JimLinebarger
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            Possibly it's looking for the moon? Did you hear violin music?

          • Oak Smoke
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            Thank god it's not a pig! There's some awful stuff I have to do when pigs fly.

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          • Mosca
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            On a related topic, why were so many battles in national parks?

          • Panhead John
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            The scenery?

          • Foehn Watts
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            This is so stupid that I am sitting her laughing, really. :-)

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          • surfdog
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            True story

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          • Panhead John
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            LMAO! 😂
            Last edited by Panhead John; September 21, 2020, 09:37 AM.

          • Foehn Watts
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            Out here on the west coast this should read: "If you're not in the path of a forest/wild fire one will be assigned to you shortly."

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          • Panhead John
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            You’re on a roll Mosca 😂

          • Foehn Watts
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            Wait, it should read ". . . Locally sourced, all natural, re-purposed skeletons. . . "
            Mosca I am with @PanheadJohn , you ARE on a roll.

            Stop having so much fun. . .

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