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  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 1214
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Cooking gadgets
      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
      Weber Summit Platinum D6
      Blue Rhino Razor
      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
      Anova WiFi

      Thermometers
      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      Other useful bits...
      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I used to work as a substitute bus driver. The supervisor was showing me a new route and we came to a house that the chicken coop had caught fire the night before. As the kid who lived there got on the bus the supervisor said, "Hey Teddy, I hear you had fried chicken last night."

      HE should have been sent to the principal's office!

    • Foehn Watts
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      ComfortablyNumb --well, to be exact, roasted chicken.
  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1150
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 308
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      this one my husband showed me:

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      This one I found on my lonesome:

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      A big thank you to Dave Coverly who does Speed Bump

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      • surfdog
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        I LOL WAY too hard at those.
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3784
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

      I don’t want to get all political, but this election is far too important to let it go....

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      • Foehn Watts
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        Dang, I watched a video of this guy with red hair. . . Only knew the voice. What a disturbance of my force upon seeing him sing! :-) He just didn't look like that voice, somehow.
    • Rfhd69
      Charter Member
      • May 2015
      • 213
      • SW Washington
      • WSM 22.5, PBC, GMG Jim Bowie, Traeger Texas

      Haaaaaaa!

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 308
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        ---And now for politics completely different (and no more political thingys/stuff from me!):

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        • Texas Larry
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 1751
          • Wilson County, TX
          • Kamado Joe Big Joe 2
            Weber 22” Premium/SNS
            Weber Jumbo Joe/SNS
            JoeTisserie
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks 2K Thermocouple
            Thermapen
            Thermapop
            Thermoworks Dash
            Too many gadgets, accessories, and tools
            Favorite beer: Alaskan Amber

          Love it! Fellow Lovecraft junkie!

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          • Foehn Watts
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            I wuz hired by the Elder Gods to get some memes goin' on.
        • fracmeister
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 1374
          • Sprang, TX
          • Dances with lemmings

            (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

          History classes are just going to get longer.

          We play Monopoly more realistically. The person with the most money gets to change the rules.

          When you are a kid you don't realize you are watching your parents grow up.

          If you are alone and open a peanut and eat it you are the only person in the world who has ever seen it or who ever will.

          If the earth is destroyed no one will know.

          Lawyers hope you get in legal trouble. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car trouble. Cops are looking for anything you do wrong. Only thieves wish you are wealthy and prosperous/

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          • Foehn Watts
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            " . . .Only thieves wish you are wealthy and prosperous"
            Thieves and stockbrokers!
        • ComfortablyNumb
          Club Member
          • May 2017
          • 3499
          • Northeast Washington
          • KBQ C-60
            PK360
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Thermoworks Thermopop
            Thermoworks Dot

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          • JimLinebarger
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            Possibly it's looking for the moon? Did you hear violin music?

          • Oak Smoke
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            Thank god it's not a pig! There's some awful stuff I have to do when pigs fly.
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3784
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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          • Mosca
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            On a related topic, why were so many battles in national parks?

          • Panhead John
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            The scenery?

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            This is so stupid that I am sitting her laughing, really. :-)
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1150
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • surfdog
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            True story
        • frigate
          Club Member
          • Aug 2019
          • 127
          • East Quogue, NY

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          • Panhead John
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            LMAO! 😂
            Last edited by Panhead John; September 21, 2020, 09:37 AM.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Out here on the west coast this should read: "If you're not in the path of a forest/wild fire one will be assigned to you shortly."
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3784
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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          • Panhead John
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            You’re on a roll Mosca 😂

          • Foehn Watts
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            Wait, it should read ". . . Locally sourced, all natural, re-purposed skeletons. . . "
            Mosca I am with @PanheadJohn , you ARE on a roll.

            Stop having so much fun. . .
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2593
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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          • Panhead John
            Club Member
            • Aug 2020
            • 1150
            • Houston, Texas
            • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
              Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
              SnS For the Kettle
              Set of Grill Grates
              Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
              Rotisserie For The Kettle
              J. A. Henckels Knives
              Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
              Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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