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  • Panhead John
    Club Member
    • Aug 2020
    • 1150
    • Houston, Texas
    • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
      Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
      SnS For the Kettle
      Set of Grill Grates
      Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
      Rotisserie For The Kettle
      J. A. Henckels Knives
      Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
      Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

    ,,,
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    • Panhead John
      Club Member
      • Aug 2020
      • 1150
      • Houston, Texas
      • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
        Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
        SnS For the Kettle
        Set of Grill Grates
        Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
        Rotisserie For The Kettle
        J. A. Henckels Knives
        Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
        Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

      I hope I don’t get sued, but I gotta joke that ima plageraizing from Mr. Bones
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      • Panhead John
        Panhead John commented
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        😂😂😂

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        35+ yrs of documentation can readily verify.

        (An we'll NOT be discussin th much wider span of "Un-Documented")
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 13, 2020, 08:10 PM.

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

        --George Carlin
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 13533
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

      After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

      His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

      Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 643
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

        Most people don't think that I am as old as I am until they hear me stand up!

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        • gcdmd
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          I always try to tell them it's the chair that's creaking.
      • PBCDad
        Club Member
        • Jan 2016
        • 409
        • Seattle area
        • Pit Barrel Cooker - 2015
          22" Kettle + SnS - 2016
          Thermapen - 2016
          Jambo 24x48 offset smoker (Big Tex) - 2017
          Camp Chef Denali griddle - 2018
          Billows and Signals - 2020

        • An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
        • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
        • A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
        • An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
        • Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
        • A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
        • Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
        • A question mark walks into a bar?
        • A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
        • Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
        • A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
        • A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
        • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
        • A synonym strolls into a tavern.
        • At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
        • A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
        • Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
        • A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
        • An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
        • The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
        • A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
        • The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
        • A dyslexic walks into a bra.
        • A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
        • A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
        • A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
        • A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
        - Jill Thomas Doyle

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        • bbqLuv
          bbqLuv commented
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          I hear you on grammar. When my English teacher corrected me, "Never end a sentence with a preposition!" I smiled a reply, "Just more nonsense with up I have to put!"

        • Mosca
          Mosca commented
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          I love it!

        • zzdocxx
          zzdocxx commented
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          My head is gonna 'splode.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1150
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

        On that subject.......
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        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          And yer better be frikin' ladylike about ti too!

        • surfdog
          surfdog commented
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          I used to have a sign over my bar that read:
          The bar opens at 0600
          And closes at 0559
          Absolutely no alcohol will be served when closed.
      • Panhead John
        Club Member
        • Aug 2020
        • 1150
        • Houston, Texas
        • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
          Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
          SnS For the Kettle
          Set of Grill Grates
          Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
          Rotisserie For The Kettle
          J. A. Henckels Knives
          Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
          Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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        • bbqLuv
          bbqLuv commented
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          I'll drink to that.
          Finally above average at something.

          feel sorry for those who do not drink,
          They wake up in the morning knowing they will never feel better the rest of the day.
          Last edited by bbqLuv; September 14, 2020, 06:37 PM.

        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
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          “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

          ― George Carlin
      • bbqLuv
        Club Member
        • Jan 2020
        • 1450
        • Milwaukie, OR

        Why can't covid go into a bar?
        because covid 19.
        Last edited by bbqLuv; September 14, 2020, 07:17 PM.

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        • Panhead John
          Panhead John commented
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          On my dating profile.......“I enjoy long romantic walks to the bar.”

        • pkadare
          pkadare commented
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          Doesn't work here where the drinking age is 19. :-)
      • Clark
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 250
        • Broken Arrow, OK.

        A real estate agent was showing a lady a house, and he said it had some good points and some bad points. He said "I'll tell you the bad points first. Just one block south of here is a chemical plant. One block north of here is a slaughter house for pigs."

        The lady said "What in the world is the good point?".

        The realtor said "You can always tell which direction the wind is blowing."

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        • Clark
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 250
          • Broken Arrow, OK.

          Have you ever wondered......
          1) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
          2) If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his earnings?
          3) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
          4) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
          5) Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
          6) Why is it called tourist season if we can't hunt them?

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          • ComfortablyNumb
            ComfortablyNumb commented
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            My question isn't so much why the washroom is locked, it's why won't it lock when I'm in there?
        • Foehn Watts
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 308
          • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

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          Thank you Scott Hillburn/ Argyle Sweater!
          Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 16, 2020, 12:04 PM. Reason: add attribution/link

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Ya can't beat a good flatulence joke. ;-)
            Last edited by Foehn Watts; September 16, 2020, 06:09 PM.

          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            Foehn Watts

            just so it's not overinflated
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1150
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

          I used to have this on my truck years ago, it was a hoot watching people’s reaction in my mirror at a red light. Especially in a school zone.
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          Last edited by Panhead John; September 16, 2020, 05:25 PM.

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          • ComfortablyNumb
            ComfortablyNumb commented
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            Mine read, "My dad was bad ass of the month at State Penitentiary."
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2592
          • Brentwood CA


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          • Panhead John
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            I usually just put leaves in my ears to drown out the sound.
            Last edited by Panhead John; September 16, 2020, 07:04 PM.
        • MTurney
          Former Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 262
          • Grapevine, TX

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          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            That place is famous for its funny signs.
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 13533
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          After months of listening to people talk with masks on…



          I finally understand what Charlie Brown’s teacher was saying.

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          2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled

          We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for tentatively March 18-21, 2022. Click here for more info: https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/forum/announcements/misc/1014106-meat-up-in-memphis-2021-canceled
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