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  • Foehn Watts
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    • Apr 2019
    • 308
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

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    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 643
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • gcdmd
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        How many significant figures are there to the right of the decimal point?

        What?! No decimal point?
    • ofelles
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 2592
      • Brentwood CA


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      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2592
        • Brentwood CA


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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2592
          • Brentwood CA


          Practice this all the time
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          • Steve R.
            Steve R. commented
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            You mean like this one, Mr. Bones? 😐

          • TJMagneto
            TJMagneto commented
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            It's a little more difficult to figure them out with people wearing masks these days. Not impossible though.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            TJMagneto --it's all in the eyes!
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2592
          • Brentwood CA


          The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This
          recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.


          I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
          your computer history if you die.


          How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

          There is a great need for sarcasm font.

          The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words,
          someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            You guys need to stop it, I'm laughing too hard!

          • Panhead John
            Panhead John commented
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            I swear, y’all believe anything I say.

          • ofelles
            ofelles commented
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            Panhead John I draw the line at the bridge.
        • Panhead John
          Club Member
          • Aug 2020
          • 1150
          • Houston, Texas
          • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
            Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
            SnS For the Kettle
            Set of Grill Grates
            Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
            Rotisserie For The Kettle
            J. A. Henckels Knives
            Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
            Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Oooooh, I need to put this on a T-shirt. A t-shirt for my HUSBAND!

            Always saying "WHAT?" cuz he can't hear me (believe me it's not "won't here me", even though he would never admit it). This would give him an excuse so to save face!
        • jharner
          Club Member
          • Jan 2016
          • 1281
          • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
          • Cookers

            Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill
            Weber 22.5 Kettle
            Brickman Box Smoker

            Accessories

            Slow N Sear
            Tube Smoker
            Turkey Cannon
            Rib racks
            Weber chimney starter

            Thermometer's

            Maverick ET 735
            Tru Temp 3619n
            Thermapen mk4
            Thermapop

            Favorite Drink

            Free beer
            Coors Light
            Windsor ( Canadian blended whiskey )

          Two guy's hiking through the woods. They encounter a bear. One guy reaches into his back pack and pulls out a pare of tennis shoes. The other guy says What are you dong you can't out run that bear? He replies I don't have to all I have to do is out run you.

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          • Mr. Bones
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2016
            • 10024
            • Kansas Territory
            • Grills / Smokers
              *********************************************

              Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
              Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
              Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
              Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
              Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
              Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
              Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
              Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
              Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
              Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
              Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

              Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
              Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
              Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

              Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
              Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
              Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
              Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
              Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
              Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
              (Lime Green)
              Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
              Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



              Thermometers:
              *********************************************
              Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
              Maverick ET-732, (Black)
              Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
              ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
              Blue ThermaPen Mk4
              Orange Thermapen Mk4
              Pink Thermapen Mk4
              ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
              ThermoWorks Smoke
              ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
              4 Pro Series cable extensions
              Smoke Gateway

              Accessories:
              *********************************************
              2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
              BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
              Warming shelf
              MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
              Backyard Grill marinade injector
              Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
              Bear Paws
              Meat Rakes
              BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



              Cookware:
              Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
              G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
              '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
              60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
              50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
              Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
              Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

              Cutlery, etc.:
              Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
              Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
              Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
              Multiple steels, from all over the planet
              Crock sticks
              Diamond stones, various
              Lansky Sharpening System

              Tableware
              Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
              Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
              Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

            Have read of this incident many places; accidently ran into a personal recountin of it, from th Sled Driver...

            Still Funny...

            Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 12, 2020, 02:40 AM.

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            • gcdmd
              gcdmd commented
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              I'm really tempted to send this to a friend who is a former Navy aviator, but I want us to remain friends. So, I guess I'll hold off. He's probably seen it , anyway.

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Brother gcdmd

              Doc, more stuff fer yer Navy friend, perhaps?

              If'n they were a Navel (sic) Aviator, their hide can take it, but they certainly won't enjoy actually 'hearin it' brought up...

              Send em both, sez I; they's Support Groups available lol!

              Seabees Ah Ooh Rah!
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 24, 2020, 08:03 PM.

            • gcdmd
              gcdmd commented
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              That is one heck of an aircraft, Hermano. I really enjoyed the stories, as well. Thanks, Bones.
          • Donw
            Club Member
            • Jul 2017
            • 3489

            A woman, at 80, gave birth to a child!
            Her best friend arrived, and hugged her and smiled.
            “I can’t wait to see her,” she said, love in her eyes.
            “Not now,” said the mom. “We’ll wait till she cries.”

            “I don’t have much time, and I won’t perturb her.
            How about now — it won’t disturb her.”
            “Let’s wait till she cries,” said the new mommy.
            “Then you can see her. Here, have some salami.”

            But the friend was insistent. “Let’s see her right now!”
            The ladies were silent, the mother, somehow
            Was deeply upset. She’d not been berefter.
            “Okay! I’ll admit it. I forgot where I left her

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            • Panhead John
              Panhead John commented
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              Oh gawd. 😂
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3784
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Panhead John
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              I don’t car who ya are, that’n thar’s funny!
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3784
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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            • Panhead John
              Club Member
              • Aug 2020
              • 1150
              • Houston, Texas
              • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                SnS For the Kettle
                Set of Grill Grates
                Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                Rotisserie For The Kettle
                J. A. Henckels Knives
                Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

              ...
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              • Panhead John
                Club Member
                • Aug 2020
                • 1150
                • Houston, Texas
                • Weber 22” Master Touch Kettle, added a side shelf
                  Weber 14” Smokey Mountain Smoker
                  SnS For the Kettle
                  Set of Grill Grates
                  Thermo Pro Remote Dual Probe Thermometer
                  Rotisserie For The Kettle
                  J. A. Henckels Knives
                  Work Sharp E-5 Electric Knife Sharpener
                  Char-Broil Instant Read Meat Thermometer

                ,..
                Attached Files

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                • frigate
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2019
                  • 127
                  • East Quogue, NY

                  From Will Rogers


                  There are three kinds of men:
                  Ones that learn by reading. A few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.


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