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  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1792
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

    My name is Mary, and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

    I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
    Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy
    that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however,
    I quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, gray-haired man
    with the deeply lined face
    was way too old to have been my classmate.

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

    "Yes. Yes, I did.", he said

    I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

    "When did you graduate?" I asked.

    He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

    "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then, that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled faced, gray-haired, decrepit, miserable s.o.b. asked...

    "What did you teach?"
    Last edited by Willy; September 15th, 2016, 06:00 PM.

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    • richinlbrg
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1853
      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

      Especially for the Catholics among us:
      The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews ...with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now."
      The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony."
      "Thank you, Father", answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth."
      "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
      "But, Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
      "Yes", replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"

































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      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
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        Heard that before, but definitely worth the repeat!! 😂😂
    • MBMorgan
      Club Member
      • Sep 2015
      • 6101
      • Colorado
      • > Weber Genesis EP-330
        > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
        > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
        > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
        > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
        to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
        > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
        > Thermoworks Smoke
        > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
        > Thermoworks Thermapen
        > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
        > Anova sous vide circulator
        > Searzall torch
        > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

        > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
        > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
        > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

      Must. Have. This.

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      • AZRedneck
        Club Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 360
        • Arizona. 90 miles from water and 9 miles from hell.
        • Pit Barrel Cooker
          Weber Kettle 22.5
          CharBroil Gasser 5 burners
          3 x Thermapen
          MAV 732
          Anova Sous Vide

        I hope this hasn't been posted yet. From the Far Side collection...

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        • gcdmd
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          Gary Larson has a special world view, doesn't he? It's a shame he retired.

        • richinlbrg
          richinlbrg commented
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          If you want to have your eyes opened, find the book of his childhood drawings. I bet some teachers were really frightened. He always looked at the world differently! LOVED his work!
      • Craigar
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1086
        • Papillion, NE
        • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
          * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
          * - Slow 'N Sear
          * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
          * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
          * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
          * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
          * - Thermoworks Dot
          * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
          * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
          * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
          * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
          * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
          * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

        I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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        • Spinaker
          Moderator
          • Nov 2014
          • 10463
          • Land of Tonka
          • John "J R"
            Instagram: JRBowlsby
            Smokin' Hound Que
            Minnesota/ United States of America

            ********************************************
            Assistants
            Dexter (Beagle mix)
            Kinnick (American Foxhound)
            ************************

            Grills/Smokers/Fryers
            Big Green Egg (Large) X2
            Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

            Broil King Keg
            Karubeque C-60
            Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
            Lodge L410 Hibachi
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
            R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

            Weber Spirit Gasser
            ******************.
            Thermometers
            FireBoard (Base Package)
            Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
            Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
            **************

            Accessories
            BBQ Dragon
            Big Green Egg Plate Setter
            Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
            Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

            Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
            Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

            Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
            Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
            Eggspander Kit X2
            Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

            Finex Cat Iron Line
            FireBoard Drive
            Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
            Grill Grates
            Joule Water Circulator
            KBQ Fire Grate

            Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
            Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
            Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
            Large Vortex
            Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
            Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
            Smithey No. 12
            Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
            Stargazer No.10, 12
            Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
            Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
            ********************************
            Fuel
            FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
            Kingsford Blue and White
            Rockwood Lump Charcoal
            Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
            **************************

            Cutlery
            Buck 119 Special
            Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
            Global
            Shun
            Wusthof
            *******
            Next Major Purchase
            Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

          “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci. Roll on snare drum, everybody laugh......curtains”

          -Alan Moore (Rorshach's Journal, Watchmen)

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          • Bill M
            Club Member
            • Jun 2016
            • 28
            • Wisconsin
            • Meadow Creek SQ36
              Webber Ranch Kettle
              Texas style Off-Set smoker
              Maverick Redi-Chek wireless
              TruTemp w/Meat Probe
              Weber w/ dual Meat Probe
              Weber Insta-Check Thermometer
              LARGE Slow and Sear for the Ranch Kettle
              Major in Brisket / Pork Ribs / Steaks
              Minor in Chicken
              PHD in Bratwurst (hey it's Wisconsin)

              FAVORITE BEVERAGES
              --------------------------
              Miller Products
              Jack
              Crown Royal
              Spotted Cow
              Shiner Bock

            I finally decided to go on a diet when I figured out that if I was murdered, the chalk outline would be a circle.

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            • SMOG MAN
              SMOG MAN commented
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              I don't care who you are, that's FUNNY!
          • swong13
            Club Member
            • Jul 2016
            • 49
            • SF Bay Area
            • Steven Wong
              Rec Tec RT-680
              WSM

            I Mountain Man came into town to see the dentist for an abscessed tooth. The dentist told him that he would give him a shot of Novocain and fix him right up. The trapper said that he didn't need any Novocain and that the dentist could just pull the tooth. The dentist was a little skeptical but he pulled the tooth and the trapper did not even wince. The dentist told him that he had an amazing tolerance for pain. The trapper told him that the extraction was nothing compared to the worse pain that he had ever felt. The dentist asked him what the worst pain was and the trapper replied, "I was once setting a bear trap by pressing the jaws of the trap open with both feet when one of my feet slipped. The trap bounced up and slammed closed on my private parts." The dentist cringed and said that that must have been the worst. The trapped said that that was actually the SECOND worse. "What was the WORST!?", asked the dentist? The trapper replied, "Six feet later when I ran out of chain!".
            Last edited by swong13; September 23rd, 2016, 03:07 PM.

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            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 3170
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

              Gotta enter 6 characters.

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              • Craigar
                Craigar commented
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                Ha!!!! That is definitely our house!

              • Atalanta
                Atalanta commented
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                When I wanted to hide special beer from my BF I'd put it there, knowing he'd never go into it. Unfortunately he eventually found it (almost a year later though) and now its the first place he looks. LOL

              • richinlbrg
                richinlbrg commented
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                +1 for our home!
            • Huskee
              Pit Boss
              • May 2014
              • 14751
              • central MI, USA
              • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

                Smokers / Grills
                • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                • PBC
                • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                Thermometers
                • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
                • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                • Thermapen MkII, orange
                • ThermoPop, yellow
                • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                Accessories
                • Instant Pot 6qt
                • Anova Bluetooth SV
                • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                • BBQ Dragon
                • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                • Weber grill topper
                • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                Beverages
                • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                About me
                Real name: Aaron
                Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                Occupation:
                • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

              Stay safe Pit friends in FL and on the east coast....


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              • JCBBQ
                Club Member
                • Jan 2016
                • 1068
                • Jersey City, NJ
                • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
                  Pit Barrel Cooker
                  2x Mavrick 732
                  Therma Pen Orange
                  Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
                  SF Giants

                  MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

                What does an atheist and a glass of water have in common?

                Jesus can make them both wine

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                • JCBBQ
                  Club Member
                  • Jan 2016
                  • 1068
                  • Jersey City, NJ
                  • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
                    Pit Barrel Cooker
                    2x Mavrick 732
                    Therma Pen Orange
                    Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
                    SF Giants

                    MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

                  A horse walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "you're in here pretty often. Think you might be an alcoholic?", to which the horse says "I don't think I am.", and vanishes from existence.

                  See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of 'I think therefore I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be to put Descartes before the horse.

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                  • johnsteen
                    johnsteen commented
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                    I like it! Sounds like a Sheldon joke off the Big Bang Theory.

                  • Atalanta
                    Atalanta commented
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                    And then sheldon would laugh and look around then start a 20 minute explanation as to why its funny.
                • Spinaker
                  Moderator
                  • Nov 2014
                  • 10463
                  • Land of Tonka
                  • John "J R"
                    Instagram: JRBowlsby
                    Smokin' Hound Que
                    Minnesota/ United States of America

                    ********************************************
                    Assistants
                    Dexter (Beagle mix)
                    Kinnick (American Foxhound)
                    ************************

                    Grills/Smokers/Fryers
                    Big Green Egg (Large) X2
                    Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

                    Broil King Keg
                    Karubeque C-60
                    Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
                    Lodge L410 Hibachi
                    Pit Barrel Cooker
                    Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
                    R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

                    Weber Spirit Gasser
                    ******************.
                    Thermometers
                    FireBoard (Base Package)
                    Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
                    Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
                    **************

                    Accessories
                    BBQ Dragon
                    Big Green Egg Plate Setter
                    Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
                    Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

                    Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
                    Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

                    Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
                    Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
                    Eggspander Kit X2
                    Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

                    Finex Cat Iron Line
                    FireBoard Drive
                    Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
                    Grill Grates
                    Joule Water Circulator
                    KBQ Fire Grate

                    Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
                    Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
                    Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
                    Large Vortex
                    Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                    Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
                    Smithey No. 12
                    Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
                    Stargazer No.10, 12
                    Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
                    Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
                    ********************************
                    Fuel
                    FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
                    Kingsford Blue and White
                    Rockwood Lump Charcoal
                    Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
                    **************************

                    Cutlery
                    Buck 119 Special
                    Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
                    Global
                    Shun
                    Wusthof
                    *******
                    Next Major Purchase
                    Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

                  I don't always make Apocalypse jokes, but when I do.........they'll have you laughing like there is no tomorrow.

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                  • Huskee
                    Pit Boss
                    • May 2014
                    • 14751
                    • central MI, USA
                    • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                      Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

                      Smokers / Grills
                      • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                      • PBC
                      • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                      • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                      • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                      • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                      • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                      • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                      • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                      Thermometers
                      • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                      • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                      • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                      • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
                      • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                      • Thermapen MkII, orange
                      • ThermoPop, yellow
                      • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                      • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                      • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                      • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                      Accessories
                      • Instant Pot 6qt
                      • Anova Bluetooth SV
                      • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                      • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                      • BBQ Dragon
                      • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                      • Weber grill topper
                      • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                      • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                      • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                      Beverages
                      • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                      • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                      • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                      • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                      • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                      • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                      • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                      About me
                      Real name: Aaron
                      Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                      Occupation:
                      • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

                    I can't remember if I've posted this one before (TLTSTWT = too lazy to search the whole thread) but Spinaker your joke reminded me of this meme.

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                    • Mr. Bones
                      Mr. Bones commented
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                      LOL! Thanks, Huskee! My spin on this ad campaign?

                      "I don't always drink beer... But, when I do, I guzzle! Stay wasted, My Friends!"
                  • Craigar
                    Founding Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 1086
                    • Papillion, NE
                    • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
                      * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
                      * - Slow 'N Sear
                      * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
                      * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
                      * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
                      * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
                      * - Thermoworks Dot
                      * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
                      * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
                      * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
                      * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
                      * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
                      * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

                    Breadhead for whatever reason you came to mind when I saw this pic this morning:

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                    • Breadhead
                      Breadhead commented
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                      Hmmm... cute dog. Dressed nicely.👌

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                  The Undisputed Champion!

                  thermapen

                  The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. The MK4 includes features that are common on high-end instruments: automatic backlight and rotating display. Don't accept cheap substitutes.

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                  Grilla Pellet Smoker proves good things come in small packages

                  Grilla pellet smoker

                  We always liked Grilla. The small 31.5" x 29.5" footprint makes it ideal for use where BBQ space is limited, as on a condo patio.

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                  Delta by Nuke,
                  Stylish and Affordable
                  Gaucho Grill

                  Weber Genesis Grill

                  Delta by Nuke burns wood or charcoal and comes with an adjustable height grill grate. This Argentinian grill will get your flame on!

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                  Genesis II E-335 
                  A Versatile Gasser That Does It All!

                  Weber Genesis Grill

                  Weber’s Genesis line has long been one of the most popular choices for gas grillers. The new Genesis II E-335 offers solid performance, a sear burner for sizzling heat and an excellent warranty.

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                  GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                  grill grates

                  GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily rmoved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

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                  Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                  PK 360 grill

                  The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is beautifully designed, completely portable, and much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado.

                  Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                  Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                  kareubequ bbq smoker

                  The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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                  Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  This is the first propane smoker with a thermostat, making this baby foolproof. Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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                  Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                  maverick PT55 thermometer

                  A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

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                  Track Up To Six Temperatures At Once

                  Grilla pellet smoker

                  FireBoard Drive 2 is an updated version of a well-received product that sets the standard for performance and functionality in the wireless food thermometer/thermostatic controller class.

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                  The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                  NK-22-Ck Grill

                  Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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                  Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                  Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                  Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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