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  • jgg85234
    Charter Member
    • Nov 2014
    • 738
    • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
    • *Cooking Equipment
      Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
      Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
      Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
      Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
      *Controllers
      Flame Boss 200
      *Thermometers
      Thermapen MK4 (Red)
      Thermopop (Red)
      Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
      *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
      *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
      *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
      *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
      *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
      *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

    I've been carefully studying what we're supposed to be doing during the pandemic, and I finally found an accurate explanation.

    https://youtu.be/wVs5AyjzwRM

    Best regards,
    Jim
    Last edited by jgg85234; July 11th, 2020, 01:31 PM.

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    • 58limited
      58limited commented
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      That is brilliant, and a true representation of all of the conflicting info we've been given..
      Last edited by 58limited; July 11th, 2020, 12:22 PM.

    • ofelles
      ofelles commented
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      love it and so true!

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Now, I grade purty dang dang tough, an that right there was purty danged dang FUNNY, sez I LOL!!! Thanks fer brightenin up my day, Brother
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 38
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    "Seen in a little country store on the front door.
    Sign said: 'Masks are required in-store. If you choose not to wear a mask, we will have to take your temperature. We only have a rectal thermometer.'"


    I ask: new or used?

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    • TJMagneto
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      Used, chilled and no lubricant.

    • JimLinebarger
      JimLinebarger commented
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      Was it a second hand store?

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      TJMagneto, JimLinebarger--yer making me laugh too hard! By gorry, don't want to have that thermo go a wanderin'!
  • TJMagneto
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 168
    • Visalia California

    Not any of us is like this ​​​​​​
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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      This meme has been posted more times here than that chick has been knocked up....
  • TJMagneto
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 168
    • Visalia California

    I blame COVID for repetitive posts.

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Many thanks fer this post, Brother ComfortablyNumb ....

      I couldn't quite recall what th name of what I have was, embarrassinly enough.

    • ofelles
      ofelles commented
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      What were we talking about?

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      They say the hearing is the first thing to go, but I forget what the second thing is.
  • JCGrill
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 1729
    • Minneapolis / St Paul burbs
    • Charcoal - 22" Weber Kettle
      Gas - Saber
      Smoker - Green Mountain Daniel Boone
      Portable - Charbroil Tabletop Propane Grill

    For you "Who's on first" fans.

    https://youtu.be/HzOzLPP5EOE

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    • JimLinebarger
      JimLinebarger commented
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      That was funny.

    • jharner
      jharner commented
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      Loved that
  • pkadare
    Club Member
    • Jun 2019
    • 859
    • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
    • My gear:
      22 Weber Kettle
      Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
      Broil King Keg
      Traeger Pro 34
      Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

    If we start telling people their brain is an app, perhaps more of them would start using it.

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    • JCGrill
      JCGrill commented
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      Too difficult to operate, give me something more user friendly.

    • Wedunne
      Wedunne commented
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      I wonder if mine will work faster if I delete it and reinstall it?
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 3170
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

    Here’s my next shirt.

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    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 2122
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        You'll know when you see the size of the swab....
    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 2122
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 2122
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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        • Craigar
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          Thanks holehogg I just sent it to the boss.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 12326
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • holehogg
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          Without as many O's it means uncle in Afrikaans (oom).
      • wu7y
        Club Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 124
        • Gillette Wyoming

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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          This one reminds me of a sticker I have. A silhouette of a dog wearing a cone with the words, "It's all fun and games until somebody winds up in a cone."

        • JCGrill
          JCGrill commented
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          Ha! I had to think about it for a minute, then I remembered another joke with the punchline, "because they can."
      • HawkerXP
        Club Member
        • Jul 2016
        • 5129
        • Northern Virginia
        • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
          Thermopop
          Dot w two probes
          Slo n Sear
          Cold beer

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        • wu7y
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          I'm wondering how they make the trailer lights/turn signals work.

        • HawkerXP
          HawkerXP commented
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          "Tail signals" wu7y

        • holehogg
          holehogg commented
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          Wonder how many horsepower the boat has, seems kind of unfair.
      • wu7y
        Club Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 124
        • Gillette Wyoming

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Brings new meaning to the insult a**hat. . .
      • frigate
        Club Member
        • Aug 2019
        • 73
        • East Quogue, NY

        A friend sent me a bunch of Bogy jokes. To many to post. Here are the best that were not posted before.

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        The best for last.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          I really like the last one! And you could put a bat cutout below the moon and then you would have holy **** Batman!

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