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  • TJMagneto
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 187
    • Visalia California

    Here's a disturbing/funny picture from the Yoder Facebook group.
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    • TJMagneto
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      DesertRaider, the Yoder group. I might be in trouble.

    • JCGrill
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      Foehn Watts but what if the bacon is wrapped in something?

    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      JCGrill, geeze! Then my statement wouldn't be true.
      Bacon tastes better wrapped in anything? I think NOT!
      Of course it would still be bacon, so if you could get it out of the anything that is wrapping it. . . ymmv . . .
      :-)
  • TJMagneto
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    • Mar 2017
    • 187
    • Visalia California

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    • Huskee
      Administrator
      • May 2014
      • 15366
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

      Stay positive

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      • PBCDad
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        We need a "dislike" button

      • Foehn Watts
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        I second PBCDad!
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3779
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1108
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

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      • Foehn Watts
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        No way. You forgot lunch. Hasta be smoked ribs, couple of pulled pork sammies, a little smoked brisket, you know, a real lunch.

      • Craigar
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        Foehn Watts It is under the seat.

      • JCGrill
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        Ready to sit in the boat, maybe. Fish, don't think so.
    • richinlbrg
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1892
      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

      My son sent me this, looks about right!

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      • Duckman_OK
        Club Member
        • May 2020
        • 40
        • Oklahoma

        Think I need one of these!
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        • RonB
          RonB commented
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          Deja vu all over again...

        • Huskee
          Huskee commented
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          My nephew sent me this pic yesterday, was gonna post it here! Love this shirt. Except I have 3 kids and a wife so which one of them do I not care for....hmmmm...

        • RonB
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          Huskee - get either a permanent marker or a fabric paint pen. Then cross out the 3 and write 4 - even funnier...
      • Huskee
        Administrator
        • May 2014
        • 15366
        • central MI, USA
        • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

          Smokers / Grills
          • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
          • PBC
          • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
          • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
          • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
          • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
          • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
          • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
          • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
          • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
          • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

          Thermometers
          • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
          • (7) Maverick ET-732s
          • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
          • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
          • Thermapen MkII, orange
          • ThermoPop, yellow
          • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
          • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
          • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
          • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

          Accessories
          • Instant Pot 6qt
          • Anova Bluetooth SV
          • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
          • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
          • BBQ Dragon
          • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
          • Weber grill topper
          • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
          • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
          • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

          Beverages
          • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
          • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
          • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
          • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
          • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
          • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
          • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

          About me
          Real name: Aaron
          Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

          Occupation:
          • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

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        • JimLinebarger
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          Shouldn't he be eating a Twizzler while pondering?

        • JCGrill
          JCGrill commented
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          JimLinebarger the dog has Constant Contact so he has time to ponder.
      • ofelles
        Club Member
        • Jun 2018
        • 2570
        • Brentwood CA


        It was a picture of the store front saying
        I have no idea of what's open or closed any more. So I just walk toward the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass, I turn around and go home.
        Last edited by ofelles; July 4, 2020, 12:29 PM.

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        • ofelles
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          holehogg RonB 58limited There I typed it out to heck with the picture. Ya not so much my friend today.
          Last edited by ofelles; July 4, 2020, 12:38 PM.

        • holehogg
          holehogg commented
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          😭😂😅☺

        • ComfortablyNumb
          ComfortablyNumb commented
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          Must not have been much of a picture, you didn't use 1000 words....
      • richinlbrg
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1892
        • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
        • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

        The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
        The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
        "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

        The Lone Ranger ponders for aminute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

        "You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent." ;-)

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        • 58limited
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          A classic. The version I heard was with Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. The punch line started "Watson you $%&@head..."

        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
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          My favorite Lone Ranger joke probably can't be posted here in full, but the punchline is: "Silver, you jackass, I said POSSEE!"
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 309
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        I always wondered about this:
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        • ScottyC13
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          Well played!
      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 2571
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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        • wu7y
          Club Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 180
          • Gillette Wyoming

          Depending on one's age and which restroom one uses this might be an interesting challenge:

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          • gcdmd
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            Note the positioning of the drain.

          • Craigar
            Craigar commented
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            Reminds me of grade school, but this floor is WAAAAYYY cleaner...and drier.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2570
          • Brentwood CA


          So true!!
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          • Donw
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            My hat is off to Erik S. Gray too. William Golding (Lord of the Flies) is the author of the first two lines, but Gray was the author of the rest. However, combining the two does make for a good quote for the females in your life.🙂
            Last edited by Donw; July 7, 2020, 01:03 PM.

          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            I need this on a t-shirt!
        • smokin fool
          Club Member
          • Apr 2019
          • 2215
          • Mississauga, Ont

          Haven’t seen many Zamboni’s cleaning the ice lately.
          I guess they’ll re-surface sooner or later.

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          • Foehn Watts
            Foehn Watts commented
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            Arrgh! Ssssss! I love it!

          • Thunder77
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            That's a Spinaker joke if I ever heard one! GROOOOOAN!

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