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  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 96
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    A police officer knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That's ridiculous. My dogs can’t even ride bikes.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 96
      • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

      double post!
      Last edited by Foehn Watts; May 28, 2020, 05:06 PM.

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      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 96
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        A patronizing crook going down stairs equals a condescending con descending
        Last edited by Foehn Watts; May 28, 2020, 05:06 PM. Reason: double post

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        • crazytown3
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          I've heard that one before....somewhere..... :-)

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          There *was* an echo. . .
      • smokenoob
        Club Member
        • Dec 2017
        • 1028
        • Gulf Breeze, Florida

        there’s an echo in here

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        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Not anymore!

        • smokenoob
          smokenoob commented
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          I can still hear it!
      • TJMagneto
        Club Member
        • Mar 2017
        • 179
        • Visalia California

        My spellchecker and punctuation checker just fainted.

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        • Foehn Watts
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          I jsut raed fianted as frated.
      • Foehn Watts
        Club Member
        • Apr 2019
        • 96
        • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

        This was taken at Loma Linda University, in Loma Linda, California. Sometimes we will see "feral" domestic geese (like the closest pair of African geese in front) around local small lakes and the like--which we don't have a whole lot of in inland sunny southern California.

        As for the the rest, looks like those dang Canadians are movin' in, 'eh?

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        Last edited by Foehn Watts; May 28, 2020, 05:19 PM.

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        • TJMagneto
          Club Member
          • Mar 2017
          • 179
          • Visalia California

          I found this "article" hilarious as I'm in charge of MRI safety where I work.

          https://gomerblog.com/2020/05/aicd-delivers-shock/

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          • JCGrill
            JCGrill commented
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            The writer threw in some electrical funnies. Jules Ann Watts. Geez.

          • wu7y
            wu7y commented
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            Jeeze!! If true, what could go wrong with that? "Unintended consequences comes to mind.

          • DesertRaider
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            Satire helps, health care professionals or otherwise Thanks.
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2356
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Sic that kid on dinner: Cans ONLY. Surprise soup anyone?

          • Bogy
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            My dad was also a pastor. One year the church did a grocery shower for us. All canned goods, no labels. I spent a lot of time trying to determine what food came in what kind of can.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2014
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Sometimes ya get the fish and sometimes the fish gets you.

          • THE Humble Texan
            THE Humble Texan commented
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            yesterday my cat decided to check out the bottom of a space about 10" x 10" and 12" deep....head first. I watched for a little bit and it was a good thing that I was there because he could not get back himself out of the space.

          • gcdmd
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            I'm a cat lover, and I love funny pictures involving cats.
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2014
          • Brentwood CA
          • Yoder YS640 on Comp cart
            Klose 20x42 Charcoal Grill
            LSG Insulated Cabinet
            Jumbo Joe
            VacMaster Pro 380 sealer
            FireBoard and Pit Bull fan
            Thermoworks Signal
            Thermoworks Dot
            Thermopen Mk4

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        • TJMagneto
          Club Member
          • Mar 2017
          • 179
          • Visalia California

          Here's something I wrote for a medical satire website a few years ago. I hadn't submitted enough articles to get my "name" attributed to it.

          https://gomerblog.com/2016/08/mri/

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          • JCGrill
            JCGrill commented
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            Ha. Never had an MRI, but I can imagine there's a lot of griping about the screening.

          • DesertRaider
            DesertRaider commented
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            Having had many MRI's, that was funny! I was waiting for something to do with metal in the eye, but you covered the major stuff
        • jecucolo
          Club Member
          • Nov 2015
          • 1247
          • Schertz Texas
          • Pit Barrel Cooker
            Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
            Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
            Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
            Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
            Maverick ET-732
            Kingsford Original Charcoal
            Kingsford Competition Charcoal
            Anova Sous Vide

          Thought this was funny.
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          • TJMagneto
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            Hopefully they are downwind when you are cookin'.
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3368
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            That is sooooo dumb that I love it! It made me laugh. Especially when I read the words in a soft "tense commentator" voice.
        • holehogg
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          • Nov 2017
          • 2356
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa



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          • Foehn Watts
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            Put a cupcake base on those ears of corn and you will have a corn muffin top . . .
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 12709
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          A little girl looks up at her very pregnant Mommy and sez"You sure are fat Mommy!". Mommy sez it's not fat - "remember, I am growing a baby in my tummy". The little stares at her Mommy and sez "Are you growing a baby in your butt too?".

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          • DesertRaider
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            That's going to leave a mark!

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