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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 672
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    We all need one of these!

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    • Foehn Watts
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      Sheesh, I can only like this ONE time!!!
  • Foehn Watts
    Club Member
    • Apr 2019
    • 387
    • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

    I gotta thank y'all for all of the good stuff you have been posting!

    --and Bogy. . . your my her-o!

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    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 672
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • surfdog
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        One o’ my faves! LOL

      • JimLinebarger
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        That thar be funny! Thanks Bogy !

      • Thunder77
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        🤣🤣
    • TJMagneto
      Club Member
      • Mar 2017
      • 187
      • Visalia California

      More medical jokes.
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      • frigate
        Club Member
        • Aug 2019
        • 138
        • East Quogue, NY


        EYE EXAM

        The School of Psychology, University of Pennsylvania conducted a survey called, "What really do you see?"


        Study the picture for 5 seconds. What do you notice? Think about it; what is odd?

        ONLY 5 SECONDS.

        Now scroll down.

        Here are the results of the Survey:

        1. 100% of Male Naval Aviators failed this test. They were distracted by the woman's large bosom.
        2. 100% of the Female Naval Aviators also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.
        The answer:
        There's a mouse on one of the doughnuts. Don't tell me you saw it.

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        • DesertRaider
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          JimLinebarger Foehn Watts Those aren't headlights, those are searchlights!

        • DesertRaider
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          TJMagneto You could tell her it's for research. The research is how fast you can duck

        • JCGrill
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          Those look like jelly filled to me.
          (aw C'mon! Tell me you didn't laugh!)
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3553
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        This one is for Ahumadora who mentioned in another thread too bad there isn't a hog with 124 ribs.

        This fellow is touring a back country road at 40MPH when a 16 legged rooster runs up alongside and passes him. Amazed, the fellow puts the pedal to the metal and follows the cock at 60MPH for a few miles, when suddenly the cock turns into a drive and runs towards a farm. The fellow follows and stops at the farmer who is out front. "Did you just see a 16 legged chicken run through?" he asks. "Yep" replies the farmer, "Bred him myself. Folks are wanting more drumsticks, so I managed to get an extra 14 on one bird." The man is stunned, "Really? How do they taste?" The farmer answers, "Well, don't rightly know, ain't been able to catch him yet!"

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        • Foehn Watts
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          Got some roadrunner and centipede in 'im too, I bet.

        • Bogy
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          That chicken grew some more legs since the last time I told that joke!
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 1309
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Cooking gadgets
          Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
          Weber Summit Platinum D6
          Blue Rhino Razor
          Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
          Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
          Anova WiFi

          Thermometers
          Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

          Other useful bits...
          KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
          A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
          A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
          Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
          All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
          Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
          Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

        To go along with the Hank Hill post from pkadare
        I printed this up some time ago and stuck it to the side of my parents fridge... Click image for larger version

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        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2756
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

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          • surfdog
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            Love ‘em...but that third one... That’s me already...and before any shutdowns. LOL
            Not having a “real” job, with set hours/days and other such nonsense LOL I find myself occasionally looking at my phone to check what day it is. Not the DATE, mind you, but the DAY. O_o

          • Foehn Watts
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            the third one forgot "Whatday". . .
        • ofelles
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 2756
          • Brentwood CA
          • LSG large insulated cabinet
            Yoder YS640
            David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
            Thermapen Mk4

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          • ofelles
            Club Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 2756
            • Brentwood CA
            • LSG large insulated cabinet
              Yoder YS640
              David Klose 20x42 Grill Chef Grill
              Weber Jumbo Joe
              FireBoard controller and PitBull fan
              Thermapen Mk4

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            • TJMagneto
              Club Member
              • Mar 2017
              • 187
              • Visalia California

              I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

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              • Mosca
                Charter Member
                • Oct 2014
                • 3904
                • PA
                • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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                • Huskee
                  Administrator
                  • May 2014
                  • 15548
                  • central MI, USA
                  • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                    Smokers / Grills
                    • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                    • PBC
                    • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                    • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                    • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
                    • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                    • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                    • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
                    • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                    • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                    • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                    Thermometers
                    • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                    • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                    • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                    • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
                    • Thermapen MkII, orange
                    • ThermoPop, yellow
                    • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                    • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                    • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                    • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                    Accessories
                    • Instant Pot 6qt
                    • Anova Bluetooth SV
                    • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                    • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                    • BBQ Dragon
                    • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                    • Weber grill topper
                    • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                    • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                    • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                    Beverages
                    • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                    • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                    • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                    • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                    • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                    • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                    • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                    About me
                    Real name: Aaron
                    Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                    Occupation:
                    • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

                  I have a pellet cooker and really enjoy it. This is just clean fun.

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                  • Steve R.
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                    Shots fired! 😄

                  • TJMagneto
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                    This is a bad sign. I own a rake just like that one.

                  • Bogy
                    Bogy commented
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                    Another set of before quarantine and after quarantine at the beach pics.
                • holehogg
                  Club Member
                  • Nov 2017
                  • 2610
                  • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

                  Lockdown Hour Joke

                  I asked my wife if that offer to slap me into next year still stands.
                  To which she replied
                  Do you love me or do you love the things I do for you?
                  Reply - I love that you WANT to do things for me.
                  (Now that was a good answer.)

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                  • surfdog
                    Club Member
                    • Mar 2016
                    • 1309
                    • Sunny SoCal
                    • Cooking gadgets
                      Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                      Weber Summit Platinum D6
                      Blue Rhino Razor
                      Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                      Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                      Anova WiFi

                      Thermometers
                      Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                      Other useful bits...
                      KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                      A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                      A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                      Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                      All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                      Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                      Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

                    Apologies if these have been posted previously...hard to keep track sometimes. LOL
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