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    Happy Mother’s Day!
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    Those lovable Aggies!
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    • 58limited
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      A UT graduate went to the home of an Aggie and knocked on the door.

      The Aggie opened the door, paid for the pizza and sent him on his way.

    • Foehn Watts
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      Aggies . . . one day a long time ago, a girlfriend and I went to an X rated film being shown at our college (sponsored by the Student Union!). We had never seen one, so off we went. Waiting for the show to start, several Aggies (you could tell by the caps) were glancing around and making sheep noises, baaaa-aa, baa,aa, aaaa. So entertaining <said with much sarcasm>. Did I mention that out of the whole 15-20 people attending, we were the *only* women? :-)

      Times, they have been a'changin'.

    • Mr. Bones
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      An Oldie, but still a Goodie!

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    • Bogy
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      You just need to make a road trip to Humboldt, Iowa, and you can get chicks. A few anyway, they're about out.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      Foehn Watts Are you in California? I had to look up NQZ and found all of the southern part of the state is in a quarantine or no mail zone. If so, you have my condolences. I was hatched in LA, lived in Orange and San Diego counties, then finally the Bay Area before escaping to God's country.

    • Thunder77
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      Love it!

    But wait! There's more!
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    • Foehn Watts
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      "Vuvuzela Blowing Beavers From Chile. . . " I cannot tell you, in a family emporium such as this, what ran through my mind!!!!

    All of this bug stuff got me thinking...
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      A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter’s strange eating habits.
      “All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”
      “Eventually,” said the consultant, “she will rise and shine.”

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      • RonB
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        This is really bad. I love it.

      This is obviously a little dated, but its time will come again.

      We have a new restaurant in town. It's named Karma. There are no menus, you get what you deserve.

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      • Foehn Watts
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        I've never heard it, thank you for posting. :-)

      • TJMagneto
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        Now that's some Bad Karma.

      • jecucolo
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        That is funny! Thanks!

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        At the store there was an X on the floor by the register to show me where to stand.

        I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that crap!

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          Home School Day 22.
          My child asked why I was talking to myself. I told her it was a Parent/Teacher Conference.

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Most Excellent!

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          • Foehn Watts
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            Oh, Bogy, yer onna roll, fer sure.

          • DesertRaider
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            Ouch! Talk about tough love!

          • Mr. Bones
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            Oh, yer a Very Naughty Lad, me boyo!

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              You can’t tell puns to kleptomaniacs because they take everything literally.

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                How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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