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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13550
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    I'm hopin' this ain't real, so I'm puttin' it in "Jokes:...

    Not workin', so how do I post an MP4 that is a download on my PC?

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I remember ofelles had posed this question, maybe in the 'Suggestions' channel. If memory serves the answer was you have to upload it to YouTube and then post it as a video.

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      BTW, if it ain't posted, it ain't real.
  • RichieB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2018
    • 1768
    • Western Mass

    I am not ashamed to say, I like box wine. I usually go with Bota. In fact, my last curb side pick up included 4 boxes. 2 were for my daugher and SIL. Actually tomorrow is his b'day and a box is part of his gift package. I know any wine snobs are most likely in tears or throwing up. So be it. I do enjoy a nice wine, and you can get a great bottle for under $20. I firmly believe wine is good for you, especally red. Heart, cholesterol, and BP. And for me with my degenertive arthritis it eases the inflammation thus pain. I'm no doctor, but this is my belief.

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    • Thunder77
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      I like Bota Box
  • Bighorn Dave
    Club Member
    • Aug 2018
    • 257
    • Nampa, Idaho

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    • Gueed1998
      Former Member
      • May 2020
      • 1

      Originally posted by Huskee View Post
      There was a pirate long ago who was loved by his crew for being so selfless and kind to his crew. H ewould always put their interests above his own. His crew noticed that immediately before entering into a battle he would change his garb into a bright red shirt. No one thought to much of this, but one day one of his mates asked him why this is so. "Arrr", replied, "So that that if I get wounded in battle me crew won't see blood and be frightened."

      Just then the lookout yelled "Captain, there are six enemy ships on the horizon!" Cannons are firing at us Cap'n!! What should we do?!?"

      "First fetch me my brown pants!"
      Good fun that it laugh and massage to me to be happy

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      • Mosca
        Charter Member
        • Oct 2014
        • 3786
        • PA
        • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

        OK, biker friends. This guy swapped a $120 Harbor Freight lawn mower engine into a Harley Ultra Classic.

        Money shot is at about 3:50, when he starts it up.

        Last edited by Mosca; May 2, 2020, 08:21 AM.

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        • Bogy
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          Wow, that is...underwhelming. Considering the "slight" hit to performance, and no improvement in MPG, you get the thrill of...pulling a rope. lol My father in law swapped out the 390 in his '65 Thunderbird for a 302. I think he gained about 4 MPG, but it did still cruise well above the legal speed limit. And he still had a perfectly good 390. gcdmd, notice how even the Honda guys wouldn't get on it.

        • DesertRaider
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          ComfortablyNumb I was thinking Dremel, but yeah, that would fit.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Certainly helps lend credence to th term "Hardly Dangerous" Whatta feat of Modern Mechanical Engineerin, to have successfully reduced th horsepower by over 100, an still manage to retain th same fuel mileage, sheer brilliance
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13550
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • RichieB
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          Liver and a nice chanti.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Don't fergit th Fava Beans lol RichieB !
          Beans is important!
      • TJMagneto
        Club Member
        • Mar 2017
        • 187
        • Visalia California

        Me after work. Click image for larger version

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        • jecucolo
          Club Member
          • Nov 2015
          • 1274
          • Schertz Texas
          • Pit Barrel Cooker






          A man walks into the pet store and says to the owner, “ I want to buy a pet but I am looking for something different. No, cat, dog, or birds.”
          The pet shop owner informs him he has just the thing for him. He show him a talking centipede. “Wow! How much is it?” the man replies.
          “$50” the pet store owner replied. The man is ecstatic with the price and the talking centipede. He pays the money and takes the little fellow home.

          Once at home he places the match box with the centipede on the kitchen table and opens it and he ask. “Hello Mr. Centipede, do you feel like going to my local pub for a few drinks?”
          The centipede does not say anything. The man figure the little fellow is tired from his journey and decides to leave him alone for a while.

          An hour later he opens the match box again and says, “Hello Mr. Centipede, do you feel like going to my local pub for a few drinks?” Still no answer. Starting to get suspicious the
          man decides to wait a little longer and give the centipede a little more time. If the centipede does not say anything he is going to take it back to the shop for a refund.

          Another hour passes and the man again opens the match box and again ask, “Hello Mr., Centipede, do you feel like going to my local pub for a few drinks?”

          The centipede say, “Hold on! I heard you the FIRST TIME!!! I’m putting on my shoes!”
          Last edited by jecucolo; May 2, 2020, 08:31 PM.

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          • Foehn Watts
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 309
            • Just about anything with smoke and/or grilled is better.

            Decisions, decisions. . .
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            • surfdog
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 1217
              • Sunny SoCal
              • Cooking gadgets
                Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                Weber Summit Platinum D6
                Blue Rhino Razor
                Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                Anova WiFi

                Thermometers
                Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                Other useful bits...
                KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

              Fun fact of the day

              Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy.

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              • Bogy
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                Q. What did Snow White call the 8th dwarf, who always carried the "Repent" sign?
                A. Preachy

              • Foehn Watts
                Foehn Watts commented
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                That is so stupid, lol. But twue, TWUE!
            • surfdog
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 1217
              • Sunny SoCal
              • Cooking gadgets
                Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
                Weber Summit Platinum D6
                Blue Rhino Razor
                Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
                Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
                Anova WiFi

                Thermometers
                Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                Other useful bits...
                KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
                A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
                A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
                Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
                All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
                Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
                Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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              • TJMagneto
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                End home schooling now!

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                What's the matter TJMagneto, not a fan of Industrial Arts?

              • TJMagneto
                TJMagneto commented
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                Nope. Got a C in woodshop. Not my forte.
            • ofelles
              Club Member
              • Jun 2018
              • 2598
              • Brentwood CA





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              • ofelles
                Club Member
                • Jun 2018
                • 2598
                • Brentwood CA




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                • ComfortablyNumb
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                  Our orders were set to expire this week, the Governor has decided to extend them to the end of the month.
              • JCGrill
                Club Member
                • Mar 2017
                • 1851
                • Minneapolis / St Paul burbs
                • Charcoal - 22" Weber Kettle
                  Gas - Saber
                  Smoker - Green Mountain Daniel Boone
                  Portable - Charbroil Tabletop Propane Grill

                Making the rounds on FB, this guy is in the UK.
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                • jecucolo
                  jecucolo commented
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                  Finders keepers!

                • radshop
                  radshop commented
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                  I gotta show this to my underachieving dog.

                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  I'd be really tempted to wrestle it away from the dog, wash it and cook it!
              • TJMagneto
                Club Member
                • Mar 2017
                • 187
                • Visalia California

                Truth!
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