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    I'm hopin' this ain't real, so I'm puttin' it in "Jokes:...

    Not workin', so how do I post an MP4 that is a download on my PC?

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      I remember ofelles had posed this question, maybe in the 'Suggestions' channel. If memory serves the answer was you have to upload it to YouTube and then post it as a video.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      BTW, if it ain't posted, it ain't real.

    I am not ashamed to say, I like box wine. I usually go with Bota. In fact, my last curb side pick up included 4 boxes. 2 were for my daugher and SIL. Actually tomorrow is his b'day and a box is part of his gift package. I know any wine snobs are most likely in tears or throwing up. So be it. I do enjoy a nice wine, and you can get a great bottle for under $20. I firmly believe wine is good for you, especally red. Heart, cholesterol, and BP. And for me with my degenertive arthritis it eases the inflammation thus pain. I'm no doctor, but this is my belief.

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    • Thunder77
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      I like Bota Box

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      Originally posted by Huskee View Post
      There was a pirate long ago who was loved by his crew for being so selfless and kind to his crew. H ewould always put their interests above his own. His crew noticed that immediately before entering into a battle he would change his garb into a bright red shirt. No one thought to much of this, but one day one of his mates asked him why this is so. "Arrr", replied, "So that that if I get wounded in battle me crew won't see blood and be frightened."

      Just then the lookout yelled "Captain, there are six enemy ships on the horizon!" Cannons are firing at us Cap'n!! What should we do?!?"

      "First fetch me my brown pants!"
      Good fun that it laugh and massage to me to be happy

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        OK, biker friends. This guy swapped a $120 Harbor Freight lawn mower engine into a Harley Ultra Classic.

        Money shot is at about 3:50, when he starts it up.

        Last edited by Mosca; May 2, 2020, 08:21 AM.

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        • Bogy
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          Wow, that is...underwhelming. Considering the "slight" hit to performance, and no improvement in MPG, you get the thrill of...pulling a rope. lol My father in law swapped out the 390 in his '65 Thunderbird for a 302. I think he gained about 4 MPG, but it did still cruise well above the legal speed limit. And he still had a perfectly good 390. gcdmd, notice how even the Honda guys wouldn't get on it.

        • DesertRaider
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          ComfortablyNumb I was thinking Dremel, but yeah, that would fit.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Certainly helps lend credence to th term "Hardly Dangerous" Whatta feat of Modern Mechanical Engineerin, to have successfully reduced th horsepower by over 100, an still manage to retain th same fuel mileage, sheer brilliance

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        • RichieB
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          Liver and a nice chanti.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Don't fergit th Fava Beans lol RichieB !
          Beans is important!

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          A man walks into the pet store and says to the owner, “ I want to buy a pet but I am looking for something different. No, cat, dog, or birds.”
          The pet shop owner informs him he has just the thing for him. He show him a talking centipede. “Wow! How much is it?” the man replies.
          “$50” the pet store owner replied. The man is ecstatic with the price and the talking centipede. He pays the money and takes the little fellow home.

          Once at home he places the match box with the centipede on the kitchen table and opens it and he ask. “Hello Mr. Centipede, do you feel like going to my local pub for a few drinks?”
          The centipede does not say anything. The man figure the little fellow is tired from his journey and decides to leave him alone for a while.

          An hour later he opens the match box again and says, “Hello Mr. Centipede, do you feel like going to my local pub for a few drinks?” Still no answer. Starting to get suspicious the
          man decides to wait a little longer and give the centipede a little more time. If the centipede does not say anything he is going to take it back to the shop for a refund.

          Another hour passes and the man again opens the match box and again ask, “Hello Mr., Centipede, do you feel like going to my local pub for a few drinks?”

          The centipede say, “Hold on! I heard you the FIRST TIME!!! I’m putting on my shoes!”
          Last edited by jecucolo; May 2, 2020, 08:31 PM.

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            Decisions, decisions. . .
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              Fun fact of the day

              Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t happy.

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              • Bogy
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                Q. What did Snow White call the 8th dwarf, who always carried the "Repent" sign?
                A. Preachy

              • Foehn Watts
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                That is so stupid, lol. But twue, TWUE!

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              • TJMagneto
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                End home schooling now!

              • Bogy
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                What's the matter TJMagneto, not a fan of Industrial Arts?

              • TJMagneto
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                Nope. Got a C in woodshop. Not my forte.




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                • ComfortablyNumb
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                  Our orders were set to expire this week, the Governor has decided to extend them to the end of the month.

                Making the rounds on FB, this guy is in the UK.
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                • jecucolo
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                  Finders keepers!

                • radshop
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                  I gotta show this to my underachieving dog.

                • Foehn Watts
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                  I'd be really tempted to wrestle it away from the dog, wash it and cook it!

                Truth!
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