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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13311
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Joe Bob and Lucas weren't exactly known in their little home town for being very bright. In fact, after a rather unfortunate incident involving duct tape, plastic forks, ketchup and 14 gallons of shampoo, they were court ordered to stay apart from each other.

    So, they texted each other instead...

    Week 1:

    Joe Bob: "I was thinking about getting some raffle tickets at the gas station. Top prize is a year's worth of gas."
    Lucas: "Ok. Put me down for 5 tickets."
    Joe Bob: "Ok."

    So, Joe Bob bought 10 tickets at a dollar each, and they waited.

    Week 2:

    Joe Bob: "Hey, I got 3rd place... a year's supply of spaghetti sauce and spaghetti noodles!"
    Lucas: "I got 6th place... a toilet brush."

    Week 3:

    Joe Bob: "I'm really enjoying my spaghetti! I have it every night! How do you like your toilet brush?"
    Lucas: "Not so much... I think I'm just going to go back to paper."

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    • JCGrill
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      I want to hear more about the incident that caused the court order!
  • Steve R.
    Club Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 2461
    • Elizabethtown, KY
    • Current line-up of cookers: Weber 26" kettle w/ SnS and BBQ Guru adapter; Weber Smokey Mountain 22" w/ Guru adapter.

    “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who went peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

    ― Will Rogers

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    • Ahumadora
      Club Member
      • Oct 2015
      • 2157
      • Warkworth, New Zealand

      Put some BBQ sauce on it and should be fine.
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      • Andrrr
        Andrrr commented
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        Forgot to wrap it when it hit 160 internal...

      • surfdog
        surfdog commented
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        Took “Feed The Flame” to another level.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Done mentioned it, short while back; Grease Fires, even EXPLOSIONS can happen,,,make dang dang sure yer cooker's settin where it drains grease, yall...
    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 3452
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

      A father gave his son two quarters one Sunday morning. "One is for God, the other is to get some candy after church," instructed the father. So the boy put one quarter in his right pocket, the other in the left. When he got to church he stuck his hands in his pockets only to discover he had a hole in one of them and the quarter had fallen out, while the other one was still safely in place. So the little boy bowed his head and said, "I'm sorry God, I lost your quarter!"

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      • ofelles
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        Well ya!
    • TJMagneto
      Club Member
      • Mar 2017
      • 186
      • Visalia California

      Posted on my FB today
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      • For-A-Song
        Club Member
        • Aug 2018
        • 82
        • Berllingham, WA
        • Green Mountain Grill - Daniel Boon
          Thermapen

        Whats worse than ants in your pants???






        Uncles...

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        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2525
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          Old man comes across a talking frog on his daily walk.
          The frog "If you kiss me I'll turn into a princess"
          The old man puts the frog in his pocket and the frog politely asks "So aren't you going to kiss me"
          The old man "I'm 85 years old I prefer a talking frog"

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        • Polarbear777
          Club Member
          • Sep 2016
          • 1842

          Making smashburgers is always depressing at first.

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          • Steve R.
            Club Member
            • Jul 2016
            • 2461
            • Elizabethtown, KY
            • Current line-up of cookers: Weber 26" kettle w/ SnS and BBQ Guru adapter; Weber Smokey Mountain 22" w/ Guru adapter.

            This is not even really a joke, but that's also what makes it so funny. Now settle in for some children's story time:

            Last edited by Steve R.; April 30, 2020, 05:15 PM.

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          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 1193
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Cooking gadgets
              Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
              Weber Summit Platinum D6
              Blue Rhino Razor
              Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
              Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
              Anova WiFi

              Thermometers
              Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

              Other useful bits...
              KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
              A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
              A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
              Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
              All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
              Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
              Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

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            • TJMagneto
              TJMagneto commented
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              Hold my pouch.

            • Foehn Watts
              Foehn Watts commented
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              TJMagneto: . . . but do you really want it stabbed with a straw?
          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 1193
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Cooking gadgets
              Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
              Weber Summit Platinum D6
              Blue Rhino Razor
              Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
              Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
              Anova WiFi

              Thermometers
              Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoWorks Signals & Billows - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

              Other useful bits...
              KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
              A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
              A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
              Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
              All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8.5qt Dutch ovens
              Weber GBS griddle, pizza stone, and wok
              Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

            I need to social distance myself from my refrigerator...
            so I can flatten my curve.

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          • DesertRaider
            Club Member
            • Apr 2019
            • 90
            • Dayton, NV

            In case you're sick of singing the birthday song every time you wash your hands...
            go ahead, get geeky with it

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            • hoovarmin
              hoovarmin commented
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              I like yer style, dude.

            • Texas Larry
              Texas Larry commented
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              Reading LOTR, again, right now. Love this.

            • TJMagneto
              TJMagneto commented
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              I need to print this out, laminate it and take it to work.
          • Bighorn Dave
            Club Member
            • Aug 2018
            • 254
            • Nampa, Idaho

            There very well could be some truth to this. Click image for larger version

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          • Hulagn1971
            Charter Member
            • Dec 2014
            • 1068
            • NC, The Triad
            • WSM 22.5", Pitmaster IQ110, Weber 22.5" Kettle with SNS, Weber 14" Smokey Joe.

            Thought this was funny (yes, I have a gasser too )
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            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              Hmmm, those gassers must be Orthodox!

            • TJMagneto
              TJMagneto commented
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              I wonder what a guy who uses a pellet "grill" looks like.
          • TJMagneto
            Club Member
            • Mar 2017
            • 186
            • Visalia California

            surfdog I found the answer to your question. Click image for larger version

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