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  • MTurney
    Club Member
    • Feb 2020
    • 104
    • Grapevine, TX

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    • 58limited
      Club Member
      • Dec 2018
      • 712
      • SE Texas
      • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

      I hate when my weekend plans of staying home get changed to being forced to stay home...

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      • 58limited
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        • Dec 2018
        • 712
        • SE Texas
        • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Hate to see our punishment fer th original rap, then lol
          I might be lookin, online at some final restin places fer me...
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; March 28th, 2020, 05:46 PM.
      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 550
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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        • gcdmd
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          Hmm. Madame Defarge lives.

        • Foehn Watts
          Foehn Watts commented
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          Good idea. I better get knittin'. . .
      • pkadare
        Club Member
        • Jun 2019
        • 860
        • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
        • My gear:
          22 Weber Kettle
          Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
          Broil King Keg
          Traeger Pro 34
          Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
          Pit Barrel Cooker
          Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

        Never in my whole life did I think that my hands would end up consuming more alcohol than my mouth.

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        • MTurney
          Club Member
          • Feb 2020
          • 104
          • Grapevine, TX

          You know this country is in trouble when....
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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 12364
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
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            • Thunder77
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              😂😂
          • MTurney
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            • Feb 2020
            • 104
            • Grapevine, TX

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Aw, Pooh!
          • Henrik
            Founding Member - Moderator Emeritus
            • Jul 2014
            • 4163
            • Stockholm, Sweden

            Do you what the difference is between people in Dubai vs people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do 😄

            (read it out loud if you don’t get it)

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            • radshop
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              I'm of the right generation to get this, so I chuckled. Then I saw your comment about reading it out loud , so just for the heck of I did (with Fred Flintsone inflection). Then I laughed nonstop for 2 minutes. Awesome!

            • fzxdoc
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              groan

            • surfdog
              surfdog commented
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              I laughed way harder than I should have at that one. LOL
          • Thunder77
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 2748
            • Halethorpe, MD
            • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

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            • wu7y
              wu7y commented
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              Ah. Been in stay at home mode for awhile, have we?? After having been married 54 yrs plus I learned years ago to hide her pins. It hasn't stopped the stabbing pains, they're just happening not so often anymore. But she's a quilter so I don't know where all of them are.

            • Donw
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              I’m a little concerned by how much my wife enjoyed this joke.

            • wu7y
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              Shhh! My wife doesn't know about it, yet.
          • MTurney
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            • Feb 2020
            • 104
            • Grapevine, TX

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12364
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 12364
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

                The M*A*S*H solution to today's problems:

                https://www.facebook.com/575176273/p...7194795196274/

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                • Henrik
                  Founding Member - Moderator Emeritus
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 4163
                  • Stockholm, Sweden

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                  • Henrik
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                    You're probably right Bogy :-)

                  • THE Humble Texan
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                    I think you do rap too.

                  • Thunder77
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                    🤣🤣
                • fracmeister
                  Founding Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 1166
                  • Sprang, TX
                  • Dances with lemmings

                    (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

                  Upside of corona virus\
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