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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 531
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    CDC: "Stay 6 feet apart from each other."

    Iowans of Dutch descent: "That seems a little close."

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    • gcdmd
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      I would love to hear Garrison Keillor's take on the Corona virus situation. Your post reminds me of his commentary of Lutherans vs. Episcopalians.
      http://www.garrisonkeillor.com/radio/im-a-lutheran/
      Last edited by gcdmd; March 29th, 2020, 07:37 AM.

    • glitchy
      glitchy commented
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      Bogy you nailed it. My B-I-L lives right next to Northwestern.

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      glitchy, yep, that's my school. My mom and dad also both went there, although in those days it was just a 2 year school.
  • Ahumadora
    Club Member
    • Oct 2015
    • 1915
    • Pilar Buenos Aires, Argentina

    Everything is returning to normal in China now, even Carls jr has opened it's doors.

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    • Foehn Watts
      Foehn Watts commented
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      Hey, man, tastes like chicken!
  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 531
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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    • DesertRaider
      Club Member
      • Apr 2019
      • 82
      • Dayton, NV

      Inspired by pkadare post, I was searching for other parodies and came across this one.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uDTs-9fq00

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      • jecucolo
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 1242
        • Schertz Texas
        • Pit Barrel Cooker
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
          Maverick ET-732
          Kingsford Original Charcoal
          Kingsford Competition Charcoal
          Anova Sous Vide

        Ok so did you here about the couple who were discussing how they would like to die?
        The husband (not surprisingly) said, "I would like to die having sex."
        His wife responded, "Oh good at least it will be a quick death.""

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 12109
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
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          • Blues1
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            This is great!
        • frigate
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          • Aug 2019
          • 69
          • East Quogue, NY

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          • Blues1
            Club Member
            • Mar 2020
            • 309
            • SC
            • Steve

              RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

            I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend

            "That's us in 10 years".

            He said "That's a mirror, dumb **s!

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            • JimLinebarger
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              It's good to have friends that tell you the way it is. Must be why I don't have any friends. The problem is I don't know which side off the equation I'm on...

            • JCGrill
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              I resemble that remark.
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 12109
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
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            • DesertRaider
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              ouch. Yeah, I laughed.
          • frigate
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            • Aug 2019
            • 69
            • East Quogue, NY

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            • Foehn Watts
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              I wanna pair of those earrings! Suitable for a man OR a woman!
          • MTurney
            Club Member
            • Feb 2020
            • 70
            • Grapevine, TX

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            • Foehn Watts
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              Must've been before corona virus; the TP is still there.

            • Mr. Bones
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              That's Flippin Hilarious, Brother!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 12109
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
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            • pkadare
              Club Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 827
              • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
              • My gear:
                22 Weber Kettle
                Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
                Broil King Keg
                Traeger Pro 34
                Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

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              • Cheef
                Club Member
                • Oct 2015
                • 520

                Just remember.
                When the food runs out we will always have each other.

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                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  And just remember - older meat is less tender, and I'm old...

                • Bogy
                  Bogy commented
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                  Also remember that vegans are as close as you can get to grass fed!

                • Foehn Watts
                  Foehn Watts commented
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                  Hmmm, old buck or young stud. . . ?
              • Cheef
                Club Member
                • Oct 2015
                • 520

                Not really a joke more of a long ago memory.
                Working oilfield in South Central Kansas years ago.
                Nice little town that had a state mental hospital in it.
                I was driving a tractor trailer pump truck through town and went by the hospital just as they had about 20 residents crossing the road from the hospital to the park across the street.
                I pull up and stop and the cross walk fills as they go across.
                Yep you guessed it. The last guy in line is in his PJs and looks up and gives me the old horn honk signal so I let them have it from about 10 feet away. I mean I let them HAVE IT.
                It literally looked like a bomb had dropped in the middle of them they went every direction possible except straight up and a few of them even gave that a pretty good shot.
                I made sure they were all clear and got the hell out of there.
                Boss was waiting when I got back to the camp and tried to give me trouble over it as the hospital called in and reported me.
                He eventually gave up the discipline talk because I literally laughed until it HURT!!!

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                • ofelles
                  ofelles commented
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                  That there is down right funny.........maybe not right............but funny!

                • gcdmd
                  gcdmd commented
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                  I heard a similar story about an exasperated intern telling a nurse, sarcastically, where she could put a rectal tube. Only, it was the boss who got to laughing so hard he couldn't finish the butt chewing.

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              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Undisputed Champion!

              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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