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  • rwhfly
    Club Member
    • Feb 2020
    • 44
    • Northern VA
    • My cookers:
      M1 from M Grills
      Big Green Egg
      Horizon 16" Classic with sliding convection system

      Electronics:
      DigiQ temperature control
      Thermoworks Smoke

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    • au4stree
      Club Member
      • Aug 2018
      • 492
      • Birmingham, AL
      • Weber Summit Charcoal Grilling Center (WSCGC), PK360(graphite), Jumbo Joe and PBC. Weber kettle @ the hunting camp.

      Saw some good ones today:

      1. Anyone know when we get assigned our Hunger Games districts?

      2. RE: Kenny Rogers recent passing. You know, Kenny Rogers dying during this pandemic is the ultimate "know when to fold 'em" flex....

      3. On a church marquee: "Shopping tip: Even Noah only took 2 of each".

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      • Thunder77
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        I'm in district 13, according to the map I saw.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 12085
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      Our Governor came on tv today and said all non-essential business must close as of midnight tomorrow. So my wife sez she is relieved that she will still be able to buy makeup and jewelry since they are both essential...

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      • Ahumadora
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        My brother in law fabricates make up and cosmetics. He has been called on as essential service and currently making a 8 ton batch of hand sanitizer....
    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1242
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
        Maverick ET-732
        Kingsford Original Charcoal
        Kingsford Competition Charcoal
        Anova Sous Vide

      So I was having trouble with my hearing aids last week. I went to the audiologists. She asked me to describe the symptoms.
      That's a strange request I thought to myself.
      So I told her, "Homer is a fat guy and Marge is his wife with blue hair.

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      • DesertRaider
        DesertRaider commented
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        I'll be the first to confess, I had to think about that for a couple of seconds.

      • Skip
        Skip commented
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        That is a good one. It took me reading thru it the 3rd time to get it!

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        ROFL! Got it th first time, but I'm more'n bout half deef!
    • JCBBQ
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 1068
      • Jersey City, NJ
      • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        2x Mavrick 732
        Therma Pen Orange
        Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
        SF Giants

        MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

      Not a joke 😝

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      • MBMorgan
        Club Member
        • Sep 2015
        • 6018
        • Colorado
        • > Weber Genesis EP-330
          > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
          > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
          > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
          > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
          to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
          > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
          > Thermoworks Smoke
          > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
          > Thermoworks Thermapen
          > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
          > Anova sous vide circulator
          > Searzall torch
          > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

          > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
          > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
          > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

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        • Henrik
          Henrik commented
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          Ha ha ha! Brilliant!!

        • WVsmoke
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          Magnificent! New 21st Century Art
      • au4stree
        Club Member
        • Aug 2018
        • 492
        • Birmingham, AL
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grilling Center (WSCGC), PK360(graphite), Jumbo Joe and PBC. Weber kettle @ the hunting camp.

        Sometimes you gotta laugh
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        • Blues1
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 298
          • SC
          • Steve

            RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

          I was behind a rather large woman at the checkout. She had on a pair of jeans that said, 'Guess.'
          I said, "I don't know, maybe 350 pounds."

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          • DesertRaider
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            Is this when you started to hear "Another one bites the dust" when you came to?

          • THE Humble Texan
            THE Humble Texan commented
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            r u out of the hospital yet

          • Blues1
            Blues1 commented
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            Getting out Tuesday!
        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 825
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

          Holy crap! Without a doubt, bar none, by far, the best Covid-19 parody I've seen (and I've seen quite a few by now). The lyrics are hilarious (...headbanging), the vocal is spot on, and to top it off, the guy doing the vocals is a PhD at the Neonatal Perinatal Research Institute at Duke. Wowsers!

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          • Mr. Bones
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            That was jus Fantastic, superbly done, an one of th funniest thangs I've heared in years!!!!
            Many Thanks fer sharin!

          • Huskee
            Huskee commented
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            Color me impressed with the lyrics and the vocal performance. Great stuff.

          • Rocinante
            Rocinante commented
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            That was really funny
        • Ahumadora
          Club Member
          • Oct 2015
          • 1913
          • Pilar Buenos Aires, Argentina

          This virus has been going since January. Longest lasting thing to come out of China yet!

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          • Steve R.
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            It's novel (new and original), so it's got that going for it.
        • wu7y
          Club Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 114
          • Gillette Wyoming

          Knowing many vets and having seen many Walmartians, this might not be a joke but actually true:

          WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART
          Yesterday, I wore my Korea Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in
          particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I
          retired, trips to "Wally World" to look at the Walmartians is always
          good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after
          seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I
          digress, . . . enough of my psychological fixations.
          While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in
          his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?"
          "No," I replied.
          "Then why are you wearing that cap?"
          "Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812 . . ." I thought
          it was a snappy retort.
          "The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?"
          God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1946," I
          answered as straight-faced as possible.
          He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it
          the War of 1812 if it was in 1946?"
          "It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know about it." This was
          beginning to be way fun!
          "Dude! Really?" He exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"
          I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a
          low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."
          "Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that
          is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"
          "Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage."
          The moron nodded knowingly.
          "Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone
          about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."
          "Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna
          happen if I do?"
          With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We
          wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"
          The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door.
          The lady behind me started laughing so hard I thought she was about to
          have a heart attack. I just grinned at her.
          After checking out and going to the parking lot,
          I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon
          catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction.
          Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you'
          gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the
          parking lot.
          And these people VOTE!
          What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back wearing my Homeland Security cap.
          Then the next day I will go to the driver's license bureau wearing my
          Border Patrol hat, and see how long it takes to empty the place. Whoever
          said retirement is boring? You just need to wear the right kind of cap!
          See you guys at Walmart!!

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          • DesertRaider
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            ROFL. And to think, they walk among us.
        • glitchy
          Club Member
          • Jul 2019
          • 400
          • Central IA
          • Camp Chef Woodwind WiFi w/Sear Box
            Weber Summit Charcoal
            Oklahoma Joe Highland
            Weber Spirit E-330
            Weber Q100
            Fireboard w/Drive

          Years ago, I used to eat at a restaurant that did both Thai and Chinese dishes regularly with coworkers. The rest of us loved the Angry Chicken, but one guy in our group had a tender palate and ordered Chicken with vegetables. After taking his order the waitress (chef’s wife) repeated back his order: Chicken Wedgies. After she left our whole table burst into laughter realizing know how they made the chicken so angry.

          Needless to say, we had a hard time ordering with straight faces on future visits, my friend with the tender palate struggled so hard, he ordered a ‘Papsi’ to drink a couple visits later. I really miss that place.

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          • 58limited
            Club Member
            • Dec 2018
            • 608
            • SE Texas
            • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

            If you're riding a horse next to a giraffe and there's a lion chasing you, get your drunk ass of the merry go round.

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            • Blues1
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 298
              • SC
              • Steve

                RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

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              • MTurney
                Club Member
                • Feb 2020
                • 68
                • Grapevine, TX

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                Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                maverick PT55 thermometer

                A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                slow n sear

                The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                the good one grill

                The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                Click here to read our complete review


                The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                the good one grill

                The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

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                Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                The Undisputed Champion!

                thermapen

                The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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                The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                NK-22-Ck Grill

                Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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                G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                grill grates

                GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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                PK 360 grill

                Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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                kareubequ bbq smoker

                Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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                Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                masterbuilt gas smoker

                The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                Click here to read our detailed review


                Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                fireboard bbq thermometer

                With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                Click here to read our detailed review


                Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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