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  • rwhfly
    Club Member
    • Feb 2020
    • 46
    • Northern VA
    • My cookers:
      M1 from M Grills
      Big Green Egg
      Horizon 16" Classic with sliding convection system

      Electronics:
      DigiQ temperature control
      Thermoworks Smoke

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    • au4stree
      Club Member
      • Aug 2018
      • 648
      • Heart of Dixie
      • Weber Summit Charcoal Grilling Center (WSCGC), PK360(graphite), Jumbo Joe and PBC. Weber kettle @ the hunting camp.

      Saw some good ones today:

      1. Anyone know when we get assigned our Hunger Games districts?

      2. RE: Kenny Rogers recent passing. You know, Kenny Rogers dying during this pandemic is the ultimate "know when to fold 'em" flex....

      3. On a church marquee: "Shopping tip: Even Noah only took 2 of each".

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      • Thunder77
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        I'm in district 13, according to the map I saw.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 13527
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      Our Governor came on tv today and said all non-essential business must close as of midnight tomorrow. So my wife sez she is relieved that she will still be able to buy makeup and jewelry since they are both essential...

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      • Ahumadora
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        My brother in law fabricates make up and cosmetics. He has been called on as essential service and currently making a 8 ton batch of hand sanitizer....
    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1273
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker






      So I was having trouble with my hearing aids last week. I went to the audiologists. She asked me to describe the symptoms.
      That's a strange request I thought to myself.
      So I told her, "Homer is a fat guy and Marge is his wife with blue hair.

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      • DesertRaider
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        I'll be the first to confess, I had to think about that for a couple of seconds.

      • Skip
        Skip commented
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        That is a good one. It took me reading thru it the 3rd time to get it!

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        ROFL! Got it th first time, but I'm more'n bout half deef!
    • JCBBQ
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 1206
      • Jersey City, NJ
      • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        2x Mavrick 732
        Therma Pen Orange
        Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
        SF Giants

        MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

      Not a joke 😝

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      • MBMorgan
        Club Member
        • Sep 2015
        • 6520
        • Colorado
        • > Weber Genesis EP-330
          > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
          > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
          > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
          > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
          to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
          > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
          > Thermoworks Smoke
          > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
          > Thermoworks Thermapen
          > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
          > Anova sous vide circulator
          > Searzall torch
          > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

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        • Henrik
          Henrik commented
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          Ha ha ha! Brilliant!!

        • WVsmoke
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          Magnificent! New 21st Century Art
      • au4stree
        Club Member
        • Aug 2018
        • 648
        • Heart of Dixie
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grilling Center (WSCGC), PK360(graphite), Jumbo Joe and PBC. Weber kettle @ the hunting camp.

        Sometimes you gotta laugh
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        • Blues1
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 406
          • SC
          • Steve

            RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

          I was behind a rather large woman at the checkout. She had on a pair of jeans that said, 'Guess.'
          I said, "I don't know, maybe 350 pounds."

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          • DesertRaider
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            Is this when you started to hear "Another one bites the dust" when you came to?

          • THE Humble Texan
            THE Humble Texan commented
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            r u out of the hospital yet

          • Blues1
            Blues1 commented
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            Getting out Tuesday!
        • pkadare
          Club Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 955
          • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
          • My gear:
            22 Weber Kettle
            Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
            Broil King Keg
            Traeger Pro 34
            Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

          Holy crap! Without a doubt, bar none, by far, the best Covid-19 parody I've seen (and I've seen quite a few by now). The lyrics are hilarious (...headbanging), the vocal is spot on, and to top it off, the guy doing the vocals is a PhD at the Neonatal Perinatal Research Institute at Duke. Wowsers!

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          • Mr. Bones
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            That was jus Fantastic, superbly done, an one of th funniest thangs I've heared in years!!!!
            Many Thanks fer sharin!

          • Huskee
            Huskee commented
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            Color me impressed with the lyrics and the vocal performance. Great stuff.

          • Rocinante
            Rocinante commented
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            That was really funny
        • Ahumadora
          Club Member
          • Oct 2015
          • 2170
          • Warkworth, New Zealand

          This virus has been going since January. Longest lasting thing to come out of China yet!

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          • Steve R.
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            It's novel (new and original), so it's got that going for it.
        • wu7y
          Club Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 180
          • Gillette Wyoming

          Knowing many vets and having seen many Walmartians, this might not be a joke but actually true:

          WAR OF 1812 AT WALMART
          Yesterday, I wore my Korea Veteran cap to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in
          particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I
          retired, trips to "Wally World" to look at the Walmartians is always
          good for some comic relief. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after
          seeing some of the people that frequent the establishment. But, I
          digress, . . . enough of my psychological fixations.
          While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in
          his early thirties, asked, "Are you a Viet Nam Vet?"
          "No," I replied.
          "Then why are you wearing that cap?"
          "Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812 . . ." I thought
          it was a snappy retort.
          "The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When was that?"
          God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. "1946," I
          answered as straight-faced as possible.
          He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they call it
          the War of 1812 if it was in 1946?"
          "It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know about it." This was
          beginning to be way fun!
          "Dude! Really?" He exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that COOOOL?"
          I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and in a
          low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on the mission."
          "Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, "that
          is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?"
          "Not really. The other guys were wearing white camouflage."
          The moron nodded knowingly.
          "Listen man," I said in a very serious tone, "You can't tell anyone
          about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything."
          "Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's gonna
          happen if I do?"
          With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We
          wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"
          The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door.
          The lady behind me started laughing so hard I thought she was about to
          have a heart attack. I just grinned at her.
          After checking out and going to the parking lot,
          I saw dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon
          catching sight of me he started pointing excitedly in my direction.
          Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you'
          gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped in the car and sped out of the
          parking lot.
          And these people VOTE!
          What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back wearing my Homeland Security cap.
          Then the next day I will go to the driver's license bureau wearing my
          Border Patrol hat, and see how long it takes to empty the place. Whoever
          said retirement is boring? You just need to wear the right kind of cap!
          See you guys at Walmart!!

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          • DesertRaider
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            ROFL. And to think, they walk among us.
        • glitchy
          Club Member
          • Jul 2019
          • 1050
          • Central IA
          • MAK 2 Star General
            Weber Summit Charcoal Grill
            w/ Big Joetisserie, SnS LP, and Vortex
            Weber Q1000
            Fireboard 2 Drive
            Anova Precision Sous Vide
            All the (pellet) grills I’ve loved before:
            Traeger Junior Elite^
            GMG DB
            Traeger Texas Elite
            Memphis Pro§
            Traeger Pro 575
            CampChef SmokePro STX (ugly grills need love too)
            Weber SmokeFire EX4§
            Traeger Select
            CampChef Woodwind WiFi w/SearBox^
            Weber SmokeFire EX4§

            ^ = Favorites
            § = Love/Hate Relationships

          Years ago, I used to eat at a restaurant that did both Thai and Chinese dishes regularly with coworkers. The rest of us loved the Angry Chicken, but one guy in our group had a tender palate and ordered Chicken with vegetables. After taking his order the waitress (chef’s wife) repeated back his order: Chicken Wedgies. After she left our whole table burst into laughter realizing know how they made the chicken so angry.

          Needless to say, we had a hard time ordering with straight faces on future visits, my friend with the tender palate struggled so hard, he ordered a ‘Papsi’ to drink a couple visits later. I really miss that place.

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          • 58limited
            Club Member
            • Dec 2018
            • 1112
            • SE Texas
            • "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

            If you're riding a horse next to a giraffe and there's a lion chasing you, get your drunk ass of the merry go round.

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            • Blues1
              Club Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 406
              • SC
              • Steve

                RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

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              • MTurney
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                • Feb 2020
                • 262
                • Grapevine, TX

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