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  • Blues1
    Club Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 406
    • SC
    • Steve

      RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

    Two men were out fishing at their favorite fishin' hole, fishing quietly and drinking beer.
    Almost silently, as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "you know, I think I'm gonna ask my wife for a divorce. She hasn't spoken to me in two months". Earl continues sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says "Man, you need to think about that...good woman like that is hard to find"

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    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 634
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

      Here's a joke for you, kind of. Some of you may have figured out by now what I do professionally, when I'm not telling jokes here. Tomorrows gonna be brand new for a lot of preachers, including me. I burst out laughing just now when I saw this. Might give you a chuckle to. OTOH, if you feel the spirit, send a thought, prayer, or good vibe for me and a lot of others who are going to find themselves like me, preaching to an empty room.

      Pray for pastors as they attempt to make this Sunday's livestream not look like a bin Laden capture video!

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      • Donw
        Donw commented
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        Not carrying a AK-47 while giving the sermon might help.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Prayers sent, good luck Brother!

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        I sent it to my pastor just before she did her Sunday video. She loved it but had a hard time making it through the video without giggling.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 13527
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      As long as you don't wrap that white scarf around your head you will be OK.

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      • Bogy
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        Nope, going very informal today. Although, it might work as a mask!
    • Thunder77
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 2874
      • Halethorpe, MD
      • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

      This sums up my situation
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      • MTurney
        Former Member
        • Feb 2020
        • 262
        • Grapevine, TX

        I mean cmon...are we really surprised 😏🏆
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        • 58limited
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          Go Texas! I like to think that I'm doing my share, drinking a breakfast pale ale right now.

        • surfdog
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          Well...I sorta am surprised. Given the number of wineries & breweries in California...and the fact that it’s available 7 days a week...and relatively inexpensive compared to some states. Yeah, kinda surprised.
          Just know that I’m doing my part to change that. LOL
      • wu7y
        Club Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 180
        • Gillette Wyoming

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Priceless, brother!
          73!
      • Blues1
        Club Member
        • Mar 2020
        • 406
        • SC
        • Steve

          RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

        Wisdom from Grandpa

        Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

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        • Huskee
          Administrator
          • May 2014
          • 15384
          • central MI, USA
          • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

            Smokers / Grills
            • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
            • PBC
            • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
            • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
            • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
            • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
            • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
            • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
            • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
            • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
            • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

            Thermometers
            • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
            • (7) Maverick ET-732s
            • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
            • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
            • Thermapen MkII, orange
            • ThermoPop, yellow
            • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
            • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
            • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
            • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

            Accessories
            • Instant Pot 6qt
            • Anova Bluetooth SV
            • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
            • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
            • BBQ Dragon
            • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
            • Weber grill topper
            • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
            • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
            • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

            Beverages
            • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
            • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
            • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
            • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
            • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
            • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
            • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

            About me
            Real name: Aaron
            Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

            Occupation:
            • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

          You don't really wash your hands. They wash each other while you watch.

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          • Thunder77
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            Mind blown....

          • pjlstrat
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            That made me laugh out loud!

          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Wot's the sound of one hand washing?
        • Blues1
          Club Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 406
          • SC
          • Steve

            RecTec RT700, Weber Genesis 2

          If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag

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          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 955
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

            Can't get much more Canadian than this, eh?

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            • BGWolf
              BGWolf commented
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              Nice twig eh.
          • pkadare
            Club Member
            • Jun 2019
            • 955
            • Bobcaygeon, Ontario
            • My gear:
              22 Weber Kettle
              Napoleon PRO Charcoal Kettle Grill
              Broil King Keg
              Traeger Pro 34
              Napoleon Prestige Pro 500
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Blackstone Range Combo Griddle

            Or a curling broom. A bonus Canadian joke to go along with the meme...

            Q. How do you stop bacon from curling in the fry pan?
            A. Take away their little brooms.

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            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              🤣🤣🤣
          • Huskee
            Administrator
            • May 2014
            • 15384
            • central MI, USA
            • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

              Smokers / Grills
              • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
              • PBC
              • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
              • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
              • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
              • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
              • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
              • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
              • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
              • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
              • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

              Thermometers
              • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
              • (7) Maverick ET-732s
              • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
              • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
              • Thermapen MkII, orange
              • ThermoPop, yellow
              • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
              • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
              • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
              • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

              Accessories
              • Instant Pot 6qt
              • Anova Bluetooth SV
              • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
              • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
              • BBQ Dragon
              • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
              • Weber grill topper
              • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
              • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
              • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

              Beverages
              • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
              • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
              • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
              • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
              • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
              • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
              • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

              About me
              Real name: Aaron
              Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

              Occupation:
              • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

            Person 1: what'd you pick as your superpower?

            Person 2: hindsight

            Person 1: hmm, I can't imagine that would be very useful

            Person 2: yeah, I see that now

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            • surfdog
              surfdog commented
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              I laughed way too hard at that! LOL
          • Thunder77
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 2874
            • Halethorpe, MD
            • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

            True story during isolation

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            • ecowper
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 3647
              • Maple Valley, WA
              • Grill = Hasty-Bake Gourmet Dual Finish
                Smoke = Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5"

                Thermometer = FireBoard FBX11 with 2 ambient and 6 meat probes
                Thermometer = Maverick ET732
                Thermometer = ThermoWorks Chef Alarm
                Thermapen Mk IV = Light blue
                Thermapen Classic = Grey
                PID Controller = Fireboard Drive + Auber 20 CFM Fan

                Favorite cook = Tri-Tip for the grill, whole packer brisket for the smoker
                Favorite wine = a good Bordeaux with steak, a good Syrah with pork, or a nice bottle of Champagne or California sparkling wine
                Favorite beer = Sam Adams Boston Lager or Shiner Bock
                Favorite whisky = Lagavulin 16 year old single malt

                Best Cookbooks - Meathead's "The Science of Great Barbecue and Grilling", Chris Lilly's "Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book", Aaron Franklin's "Franklin BBQ"


                Eric Cowperthwaite aka ecowper

              For all of us suddenly working at home ....

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              • ScottyC13
                ScottyC13 commented
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                Awesome!
            • Bogy
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 634
              • North Central Iowa
              • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
                Weber Genesis E-310
                Original Grilla
                Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                Thermoworks ThermoPop
                Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
                Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

              OTOH, you've all seen the picture of me in my avatar. This is a screen shot of me on Sunday morning. Not quite working from home, but not quite as formal as usual.

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              • Skip
                Skip commented
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                Good message Bogy. Thanks for posting on FB.

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                Thanks Skip, its been incredible how many have viewed it already.

              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                ScottyC13 I thought I'd just see how many comments I got on my lizard boots!

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